Heading into Tuesday night’s game, Derek Jeter’s Isolated Power was .020. That is the 2nd-lowest power output in all of baseball. Only Will Venable of the Padres is worse at .011.
Heading into Tuesday night’s game, Derek Jeter’s Isolated Power was .020. That is the 2nd-lowest power output in all of baseball. Only Will Venable of the Padres is worse at .011.
54 Comments
TSJC May 4, 2011 00:12
my black power rating is 100%…….
Word to ya mutha cracka…….
Pete C. May 4, 2011 05:21
Shut ur mouth boy.
Cephster May 5, 2011 14:17
Not gonna lie. I’d let you suck my Jew cock. You can hold me to that. +1
Jimmy McNulty May 4, 2011 00:18
Someone needs to give him Canseco’s number.
Senator Clay Davis May 4, 2011 00:21
Sheeeeeeeeeeit. I’m sorry I gots to get up outta here before I lose my damn mind
bartonbickle May 4, 2011 00:19
You can pretty much pencil the guy in for a 1/4 day every game. That one hit will be a weak single that he bloops into the shallow outfield or a ground ball that finds it’s way through the infield.
I like that he’s also 0/2 in stolen base attempts. Can’t just give us one positive to cling to.
Derek, if you’re reading: I have you on my fantasy team. Cut the shit.
Derek Jeter May 4, 2011 00:24
Ok, just cause you asked! I’ll start lifting the ball with regularity on Wednesday.
[Censored] May 4, 2011 11:11
Nothing is more exciting than your fantasy team, please keep the updates coming
Jay Destro's Weenie May 5, 2011 14:18
Do tell. Everyone loves to hear how your fantasy team is. Asshole
Elvis Andrus May 4, 2011 00:22
Jeter makes me look like the Giambino
Leather Bound Books May 4, 2011 04:51
He makes you look like Albert Pooholes.
Brandon May 4, 2011 00:39
When you have lower power numbers than anybody on the Padres, (especially now that Adrian is in Boston), your team is in deep shit. Especially when you’re getting paid $17 million
saucY May 4, 2011 00:47
and i apparently have as much patience for keeping Venable on my fantasy team as Girardi does for keeping Jeter in the leadoff spot…
Jeteronimo May 4, 2011 01:37
If you want to get rid of me, you know who to ask!
Derek Jeter May 4, 2011 04:45
Will Venable you pussy! Also, in my defense my herpes are flaring up and its awkward to swing the bat…..and umm field….run as well. Its all good though, fat contract, mansion pretty much completed and Girardi will never drop me in the order….. now if I could just get Minka to fuck during an outbreak I’m golden.
P.s. keep buying my Jersey bitches – Mr 3000.
Derek Jeter May 4, 2011 05:16
I know it…. shit, the flip? The dive? Captain Clutch? Don’t you faggots know who I am!! Derek Mutha Fuckin Jeter bitches… I can hit like bubba crosby for the rest of my career and your girl still gets a tingle in her twat when I’m on deck. I coulda killed Bin Laden with one shot…albeit I wouldn’t hit anything else after that for 21 other times..but so the fuck what!
Icon! By my shaving cream and drink G…oh and suck my dick Nomaas… just for this I’m hitting into 2 double plays next game.
melido perez May 4, 2011 05:29
yanks could have had ramiro pena hit for a below .600 ops for only $500K.
Ramiro Pena May 4, 2011 07:23
si
Gene Michael May 4, 2011 10:06
Since we don’t need you anymore, you should write for NoMaas!
Shoe May 4, 2011 20:59
Nomaas is whites-only.
TSJC May 5, 2011 14:18
No. Sorry cracka
Brian May 4, 2011 14:27
Forget getting on base! Jeter provides leadership, intangibles, and heart; you know, the things that REALLY help you win games.
The Truth May 4, 2011 07:36
Let’s see on a night when this team makes Brad Penny look like Pedro Martinez cicra ’99, and they make more baserunning mistakes than a little league team, this is what you focus on? How about taking a steaming dump on Nick Swisher for a change? Enough with the Jeter stuff. You don;t like him we get it, but then again aren’t you the same guys who got a rock hard dick over Javy Vasquez and Nick Johnson.
Delusional May 4, 2011 08:46
Probably because Swisher, who got off to an absolutely terrible start despite lining into a whole bunch of outs, still has twice as many XBH as Captain Groundout.
Chocolate Drop May 4, 2011 09:26
Amazing how the Jeter apologists flock to this site whenever nomaas points out the truth about Jeter. Jeter is done. Get over it. Pick a new hero.
The Truth May 4, 2011 09:28
Just like every other blind Nomaas follower, you missed the point. There were so many things to take from last night’s game, that to focus on the shortstop at this point is not beating a dead hores, it’s napalming it. I am sorry didn’t Jeter lead off the game with s single and get to second. What happened? This team makes another mediocre pitcher look like Randy Johnson.
Chocolate Drop May 4, 2011 09:40
Imbecile: This post has nothing to due with last night’s game. Does every post need to coincide with a game?
The Truth May 4, 2011 10:04
Bigger imbecile you or SJK? You again missed the point, NOMAAS HAS BEATEN THE POINT TO DEATH THAT JETER HAS DECLINED. Why keep mentioning it? If he starts hitting to all fields will they mention or claim statistical aberration. I am no Jeter apologist, but this shit has gotten real tired, real fast.
Delusional May 4, 2011 10:49
You wanna know why he gets picked on a lot? Okay, let’s go over the reasons:
1) He’s coming off his worst statistical year and still got a 3 year contract extension with $17M AAV.
2) He’s hitting a historically high number of ground balls, even for him.
3) He’s still batting lead-off because apparently making sure the Captain and his fans aren’t butthurt is bigger than the needs of the team (remember when it was A-rod accused of being bigger than the team? Me neither)
4) All the base hits that slip by his glove that literally any other ML shortstop gets to easily.
Why SHOULDN’T Nomaas focus on him? It’s a joke that he’s still at shortstop, let alone hitting leadoff. Perhaps you’d Bleacher Report style slideshows instead?
[Censored] May 4, 2011 11:14
Your kids will make fun of you someday for saying things like, “this has gotten real tired, real fast” Do you do a hand motion when you say that? Can you tell us some of your other catchphrases?
Alfredo Griffin May 4, 2011 13:06
Plus, the mainstream media has still not addressed Jeter’s decline to the extent that they should. Until then, we rely on nomaaas to not pussyfoot around the issue.
Ben Ka bak's Dad May 5, 2011 14:19
Leave my son alone.
oh yeah? May 4, 2011 17:30
Swisher has been consistently great for the past 2 years. Even with his terrible start by pure numbers, he’s looked like a very competent hitter, far from age-declined, and cooked, like derek has since last May. Even though this post isn’t a game highlight, or anything critiquing the team in the loss last night, Swisher didn’t start the game! wake up
zone May 4, 2011 07:48
amen. we get it guys, we don’t need the VORP squared minus the square root of BABIP to let us know jeter stinks. hating on the captain does not make you a cool counter culture yankees fan. everybody knows, except apparently randy levine.
Roy Keane's dog May 4, 2011 07:56
Ummm…things can only get better from here? Amiright fellas??!??
A Dead Horse May 4, 2011 08:37
Stop it NoMaas, you’re hurting me.
Russell NY May 4, 2011 08:53
Who needs power when you’re hitting .250 ?
Smiling Bob May 4, 2011 09:13
:) Jeter’s bat is as limp as my boner before I tried Enzyte! :)
King of the Centaurs May 4, 2011 10:04
If he had half the integrity and pride everyone claims he does, he’d demand to be dropped in the batting order.
[Censored] May 4, 2011 11:15
This sums up the point exactly.
baseballtonight May 4, 2011 17:24
but then he wouldn’t be a true competitor!!111!! they always go down swinging, just like brett farvrve on the Jets
Shocking Meat Advertisement May 4, 2011 13:34
Even I’m shocked!
Osama's Corpse May 4, 2011 15:09
Jeter’s bat is deader than I am. And I’ve been dead for 9 years!
linedrives May 4, 2011 17:18
Both Alex and Derek have the fewest % of these in the league… go figure
[Censored] May 4, 2011 18:13
Lowest, but good effort.
Cunt Donkey May 4, 2011 18:48
I heard Jeter is considering juicing. He called up Ortiz for some Papi Shakes and bitamins!
He’ll be fine if he doesn’t wuss out.
Will Venable May 5, 2011 00:04
I passed that old MOFO today in ISO when I hit a triple.
.032 > .019
Hot Carl May 5, 2011 01:15
Your girlfriend loves it when she gets me from homeless dudes.
K im Last Designs May 5, 2011 14:20
Mommy likes lumps
Keith Olbermann's mom May 6, 2011 11:15
At least with Jeter starting at shortstop, I won’t have to worry about being hit in the face again.
Derek Jeter May 6, 2011 13:15
I’ll be hitting your face with my balls later…
Chuck Knoublach May 6, 2011 11:34
Look I apologized what more do you want?
Rafael Soriano May 6, 2011 15:46
Remember Me? I’m headed to Javy Vazquez/Latroy Hawkins/Jose Contreras/Kenny Rogers-town real fast.
Herrrrrooooo, Kei Igawa…….
elvis May 7, 2011 11:22
i love the 3 updates per week about how jeter sucks.
how about some sabremetrics on granderson’s domination, or another post on how the yanks need to sign bobby jenks?