I mistook her cachexia and track marks for androgynous muscles like I usually go for, but I won’t do that again. The rash that we are calling a “knee injury” is taking forever to clear up and if my dick ever stops dripping it will be a miracle.
If Joe and Ben would write more than one article a week, and help me slow RABs free fall to irrelevance and whimsy, I would go see this movie like ten times. Shirtsies are my thing!
How can I write more than once a week when researching a Brandon Laird article takes me 4 days? I need graphs and stats and pie charts and hummers from my boyfriend.
Right, like this comment gem on your site from user “Baby Beasto”:
WTF YHU GAY ASS NIGHAS BLOOD YALL ALLON BLOOD DICK GET OFF BRA DICK MY NIGHA GET YO OWN SWAGG BLOOD BRA ANIT SHYT BUT JUST ANOTHER NIGHA DAT DOING SOMETHING CKUZZ ANOTHER NIGHA TRYNA EAT YA FEEL ME BLOOD ….. SUCK MY DICK BITCKH YEAH …… SSSSSWWWWWAAAAGGGGGG BIRD GANG BITCH ITS BABY BEASTON
33 Comments
whocarestom July 25, 2011 23:42
Q: Too soon?
A: Not soon enough.
John Sterling July 25, 2011 23:50
Am I the only one who finds this picture kind of hot?
Suzyn Waldman July 25, 2011 23:57
Oh Gawd Jo-ahn, Derek Jeter can do it all…Ive never heard such a beautiful voice from such a beautiful shortstop.
I wonder if he will put out a Broadway Show tunes CD?
Joe Páwlikowski July 26, 2011 14:59
I have already jerked off 12 times to it.
rocky dijon July 27, 2011 09:08
sexier than Mika Brzezinski
Ana July 25, 2011 23:51
Too soon.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate July 26, 2011 00:18
She had been cheating death for years. NoMaas had been holding onto this photoshop since 2009.
Need a new number one for my death pool now…
steam July 25, 2011 23:52
no one ever accused nomaas of bowing to good taste. it’s funny but a bit morbid, really.
Roberto Alomar July 25, 2011 23:52
Freddy Garcia is so sexy. I want his spanish cock deep inside me.
Billy Madison July 26, 2011 10:57
That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Let’s go!
Alex Rodriguez July 26, 2011 00:06
I banged Amy a few times after Madonna.
ARod's Juice goggles July 26, 2011 11:17
I mistook her cachexia and track marks for androgynous muscles like I usually go for, but I won’t do that again. The rash that we are calling a “knee injury” is taking forever to clear up and if my dick ever stops dripping it will be a miracle.
mathew maconabuttsex July 26, 2011 00:35
check out my new movie i do a scene shirtless 5 times
Mike Asskisa July 26, 2011 11:19
If Joe and Ben would write more than one article a week, and help me slow RABs free fall to irrelevance and whimsy, I would go see this movie like ten times. Shirtsies are my thing!
Joe Páwlikowski July 26, 2011 15:00
How can I write more than once a week when researching a Brandon Laird article takes me 4 days? I need graphs and stats and pie charts and hummers from my boyfriend.
Ben Jammin K July 26, 2011 15:39
mmmm, you are spesh yummy after you eat cupcakes.
Ross in NJ Cephster July 27, 2011 11:04
^^^^THIS
DormantUlcer July 26, 2011 00:52
Anyone can lose 16 straight games. Giving up a bomb to Jeet, that’s a special kind of suck.
Jay Destro's Weenie July 26, 2011 15:00
That david Price. He SUCKS.
DormantUlcer July 27, 2011 18:08
So along with no dick and can’t read, you have no sense of humor. Wow, your mom really should have put down that bottle during those special 9 months.
Jay Destro's Weenie July 28, 2011 14:37
No it was HILARIOUS. keep the comedy going while I give your daughter a hot carl.
Phieleblunt July 26, 2011 01:38
Thanks for stopping by, you can leave Felix on your way out
Asshat Hero July 26, 2011 02:18
Yo I heard Amy was working on a new song, but she only managed to get through a few lines.
Ed McMahon July 26, 2011 10:53
HI-YOOOOOOO!!!!
Freddy Garcia July 26, 2011 05:32
This is better than me as The Rock. Oh, by the way, how did I look last night?
Duh July 26, 2011 09:29
I’m really the first to say it? Best. Photoshop. Ever. And, timely, too!
Average Nomaas Commenter July 26, 2011 13:14
i’m nomaas, and I’m soooo edgy…
Bexy July 26, 2011 15:01
Lick my rolls.
Dave Ortiz July 26, 2011 14:46
Hey, I have a wait problem. I can’t wait to:
Lil b July 26, 2011 17:00
I can’t figure out which comments are worse, this or deadspin
Stay based
#SWAG
Pottle and the Kettle July 26, 2011 18:46
Right, like this comment gem on your site from user “Baby Beasto”:
WTF YHU GAY ASS NIGHAS BLOOD YALL ALLON BLOOD DICK GET OFF BRA DICK MY NIGHA GET YO OWN SWAGG BLOOD BRA ANIT SHYT BUT JUST ANOTHER NIGHA DAT DOING SOMETHING CKUZZ ANOTHER NIGHA TRYNA EAT YA FEEL ME BLOOD ….. SUCK MY DICK BITCKH YEAH …… SSSSSWWWWWAAAAGGGGGG BIRD GANG BITCH ITS BABY BEASTON
Lil Benny Ka bak July 27, 2011 11:06
Come to RAB!
Laura posada July 28, 2011 21:10
where are her implants?