This brings to one’s mind how the Hellenic coalition nobly defeated the Iliumites, as famously related by the classic bard Homer; so shall our red-hosed champions vanquish your mercenary hordes. I chortle inwardly at the prospect.
Yeah Harvard boy? Well here it goes more like this: Jeter sucks, Arod sucks, CC sucks, Soriano sucks, Lumps lumps lumps, gay, Jew, racist, pointless stat reference that proves nothings, gay, fat, minor league update, Laura Posadas breasts, Jeter sucks, (Insert Skillful Photoshop), Girardi sucks, I know more than you, sucks, lumps gay fat jew racist Jeter shit. (repeat for a few months)
Imagine if we had 200 mil… Yanks would never lose a game…
You are surely not a gentleman, sirrah. A period of reflection in the workhouse shall improve your mind, and perhaps make you fit for employment in my stables.
ey fok u negative clikin guy, i bet u no show ur stinki redsox old fart fan face in my face and tell me u no like my coment, u stinki fish mout smellin bostonian
Fucking .310 batting average against on the road. They’re better off with anybody except him. And is anyone surprised Nunez was smack dab in the middle of another defensive fuck-up? Any reason why Chavez can’t play third and have Nunez DH? This stupidity and fucking overall lack of fortitude in big spots is getting tiresome. So is losing to this same fucking team each and every fucking series.
ey meng u suk balls , salty dominican balls meng u thik u better go play sofball with ur mom u dun no i be young inexperience and will make error but you , you notin butonline pooptalker
I really, really don’t feel comfortable with Mariano on the mound with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning anymore.
That isn’t to say that he’s not still one of the absolute best closers in the league, because he is…
I just get nervous now. I didn’t before. This must be what it feels like to have had someone other than Mariano closing for your favorite team over the past decade and a half.
His BABIP is way up this year and his GB% down. Everything else looks fine. http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=844&position=P
Giving up more bloop hits than usual. The debacle in Seattle comes to mind, where he gave up something like 3 or 4 bloops in a row.
ESPN had no right throwing Nunez under the bus on that bunt. He was covering the line/pop up. It was Jeter’s dumbass that ran to second for no fucking reason.
And why Pedroia wasn’t walked is beyond me. A slow lefty hitter against Mo’s cutter is a double play waiting to happen. Just look at the ball Gonzalez hit.
Whatever. If Yankees can feel good about anything, their two rotation question marks went into Fenway and held their own against Lester and Beckett.
It’s cute how Boston fans, who for so many seasons have criticized the Yankees for their spending, have embraced their exceptionally high priced free agents and contracts. And how they talk like they’ve already won the ALCS. With their single game lead in the division. You’d think being 10-2 against the second-place team, the lead would be higher?
Rivera has been awful on the road in one run games. I’m never comfortable with him in that situation this season. But like it was mentioned, that Scutaro double would be a twenty foot in front of the warning track pop up in just about every other ballpark. no big deal we are one game back and have a strangle hold on the wildcard
Yeah, the thing is… We weren’t playing in 29 of the other 30 ballparks. So you tailor your pitching to avoid long flyballs turning into doubles/homeruns, which is pretty much what fat fuck Schilling said during the broadcast.
If Rivera locates a quality fastball Scutaro isn’t hitting it where he did.
Wow, you guys must have been watching a different game. Nunez hit a pop fly that would’ve been caught anywhere else. Scutaro’s ball was fucking scorched. Are you dickwads delusional? The wall saved the Yankees last night. Maybe Rivera should pitch to his spots instead of pumping his diminished fastball down the heart of the plate.
If they actually got a hit with a runner in scoring position this wouldn’t be a problem today. It is a HR or bust offense that is at times maddening to watch.
Sorry I know the Red Sox are the greatest team ever, but if the truth be told if our 3-4-5 hitters did anything this weekend we take two of three or sweep. At what point does Kevin Long get called out for this shit. We have a black hole at DH and our fucking GM seems to be waiting to long to make a move. The time to call up Montero was when Posada bitched up agaisnt the Red Sox in May.
All Red Sox fans can suck a fat one. A-Rod should tell all the haters to kiss his ass, you can’t tell me he wouldn’t have made a difference in this series. As for the “27 yankees” again if this team is so good why at this stage of the season do they have a one game lead. Don’t worry we’ll be back at the end of August and things will be different.
The absolute truth is that you are a senile old fuck who translated one corny ass like about a video tape into a career of licking Don Imus’ man taint. Fuck and die and take Imus and Red Sox Nation with you cock gobbler.
No you’re the senile old Yankee fan who wears a diaper to the stadium. That is unless your kids forget to bring you again. As for calling out Kevin Long, someone needs to state the obvious.
No posts on Nomaas in over 48 hours. I can only assume all the contributors hung themselves after Sunday night’s loss. No note, just a pic of Hideki Irabu by their side.
I would like to take a moment to remember one thing:
Please, despite all of the craziness (AJ Burnett giving up a huge double to a guy batting .180, Mariano throwing a 3-1 cutter that I could have taken out of the park and Granderson temporarily losing his mind)…
DO NOT FORGET JOE GIRARDI’S EPIC FAIL.
Seriously, he walked Maicer Izturis… he of the .713 OPS (with FIVE HOME RUNS) … intentionally. Izturis is the type of hitter that you get mad at a pitcher for walking… unintentionally. And Joe willingly walked him. As a form of strategy. To face an almost identical hitter, Peter Bourjos.
Who could have possibly been surprised that the night totally spiraled out of control from there? Not me, particularly given the fact that when Joe did the exact same thing a few months ago when Colon was on the mound against Toronto… things absolutely spiraled out of control.
For all of their shortcomings, this team still doesn’t deserve Girardi as the manager. Please, free them.
Where did all the contributors go, SJK? The racism and bizarre obsession with gay sex too much for them? That plus the cowering behind fake names I would guess.
67 Comments
Rusty Trombone August 7, 2011 13:04
First
BadAssBillyCurtis August 7, 2011 13:21
This definitely has lumps.
Ki m Last August 8, 2011 10:40
Rat spines!
Hot Carl August 8, 2011 10:53
Relocates.
DormantUlcer August 7, 2011 13:24
Decisions decisions…
Jay Destro's Weenie August 8, 2011 10:41
I like to raw dog it with your daughter.
non-racist guy August 7, 2011 13:36
Well, this is the second day of 30 that I’ve had to suck oozing puss sores off of Mike Francesa’s hairy ass in order to not become a Red Sox fan.
Things are going well.
Harvard Guy August 7, 2011 13:53
This brings to one’s mind how the Hellenic coalition nobly defeated the Iliumites, as famously related by the classic bard Homer; so shall our red-hosed champions vanquish your mercenary hordes. I chortle inwardly at the prospect.
Village Douchebag August 7, 2011 14:25
Yeah Harvard boy? Well here it goes more like this: Jeter sucks, Arod sucks, CC sucks, Soriano sucks, Lumps lumps lumps, gay, Jew, racist, pointless stat reference that proves nothings, gay, fat, minor league update, Laura Posadas breasts, Jeter sucks, (Insert Skillful Photoshop), Girardi sucks, I know more than you, sucks, lumps gay fat jew racist Jeter shit. (repeat for a few months)
Imagine if we had 200 mil… Yanks would never lose a game…
Take that… we showed you.
Secret Muslim August 7, 2011 17:10
You forgot village douchebag is brett pedroia in real life.
Harvard Guy August 8, 2011 12:45
You are surely not a gentleman, sirrah. A period of reflection in the workhouse shall improve your mind, and perhaps make you fit for employment in my stables.
Brian S. August 7, 2011 14:20
Hopefully Robbie decides to show up to the game today, he’s been nonexistent the first two games of the series.
Ruben Sierra August 7, 2011 14:36
Ya’ll know which ones I’ll be taking
Shawn Kemp August 7, 2011 14:37
No thanks
Brett Pedroia's belly full of swimmers August 7, 2011 14:39
Do they make any really, really small ones?
TSJC August 8, 2011 10:42
For honkys only
Eduardo Nuñez August 7, 2011 14:52
yankee no win with no Núñez in the lineop modafukassssss
is Núñez time to shine
we win games wif me in lineop
Eduardo Nuñez August 7, 2011 15:40
ey fok u negative clikin guy, i bet u no show ur stinki redsox old fart fan face in my face and tell me u no like my coment, u stinki fish mout smellin bostonian
Bell Curve August 7, 2011 15:17
Yanks are due to win some games starting today!!
Brett Pedroia August 7, 2011 15:35
Condoms!?! Who uses those any more?!?!?!!
Mel Hall August 7, 2011 17:39
Thankfully, Yankee fans only like players who rape girls.
Juliow August 7, 2011 18:52
Sheeeit Nomaas. This great!
Boner Jams August 7, 2011 19:49
Sometimes I fap to Boner Jams ’09 with a condom.
Frustrated Fan August 8, 2011 00:11
Fucking awesome. Another Rivera abortion on the road. Can we let go of the old guard and let people who deserve to be playing actually fucking play?
Frustrated Fan August 8, 2011 00:17
Fucking .310 batting average against on the road. They’re better off with anybody except him. And is anyone surprised Nunez was smack dab in the middle of another defensive fuck-up? Any reason why Chavez can’t play third and have Nunez DH? This stupidity and fucking overall lack of fortitude in big spots is getting tiresome. So is losing to this same fucking team each and every fucking series.
Brian S. August 8, 2011 01:16
Uhm Nunez had to play bunt. He had no idea it was going to go directly to the pitcher. Also, he was one of the reasons we were in the game, so…
Shoe August 8, 2011 11:07
Agree. BUT WE CAN’T BLAME TEH CAPTAIN!
Eduardo Nuñez August 10, 2011 00:00
ey meng u suk balls , salty dominican balls meng u thik u better go play sofball with ur mom u dun no i be young inexperience and will make error but you , you notin butonline pooptalker
Negrodamus August 8, 2011 01:00
Complete. Fucking. Pussies.
Jack August 8, 2011 01:15
LOL Yankees.
Daniel August 8, 2011 03:35
This isn’t reactionary, I promise:
I really, really don’t feel comfortable with Mariano on the mound with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning anymore.
That isn’t to say that he’s not still one of the absolute best closers in the league, because he is…
I just get nervous now. I didn’t before. This must be what it feels like to have had someone other than Mariano closing for your favorite team over the past decade and a half.
Negrodamus August 8, 2011 22:22
His BABIP is way up this year and his GB% down. Everything else looks fine.
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=844&position=P
Giving up more bloop hits than usual. The debacle in Seattle comes to mind, where he gave up something like 3 or 4 bloops in a row.
beedogs August 8, 2011 06:28
what? he gave up a fucking fly ball that would’ve been an out in 29 out of 30 ballparks in the major league.
he just happened to be pitching in the one cunting ballpark where a routine fly out becomes a double.
jeters_ass August 8, 2011 07:08
ya, way different then pitching at home, where 8 out of ten line drives are home runs.
Secret Muslim August 8, 2011 07:43
This makes no sense. We don’t mind you trolling, but at least try to make more sense than the lumps guy.
CC's Daddies August 8, 2011 10:30
Right, because that hit from Scutaro was a pop-up. Typical Yankee crybaby.
DormantUlcer August 8, 2011 06:48
ESPN had no right throwing Nunez under the bus on that bunt. He was covering the line/pop up. It was Jeter’s dumbass that ran to second for no fucking reason.
And why Pedroia wasn’t walked is beyond me. A slow lefty hitter against Mo’s cutter is a double play waiting to happen. Just look at the ball Gonzalez hit.
Whatever. If Yankees can feel good about anything, their two rotation question marks went into Fenway and held their own against Lester and Beckett.
CC's Daddies August 8, 2011 10:31
Thankfully, there are only two question marks in the rotation.
DormantUlcer August 8, 2011 13:29
It’s cute how Boston fans, who for so many seasons have criticized the Yankees for their spending, have embraced their exceptionally high priced free agents and contracts. And how they talk like they’ve already won the ALCS. With their single game lead in the division. You’d think being 10-2 against the second-place team, the lead would be higher?
jeters_ass August 8, 2011 07:05
where’s the broom, where’s the guy with the broom, i’m ready.
Makemesomefoodho August 8, 2011 08:07
Rivera has been awful on the road in one run games. I’m never comfortable with him in that situation this season. But like it was mentioned, that Scutaro double would be a twenty foot in front of the warning track pop up in just about every other ballpark. no big deal we are one game back and have a strangle hold on the wildcard
Daniel August 8, 2011 08:16
Yeah, the thing is… We weren’t playing in 29 of the other 30 ballparks. So you tailor your pitching to avoid long flyballs turning into doubles/homeruns, which is pretty much what fat fuck Schilling said during the broadcast.
If Rivera locates a quality fastball Scutaro isn’t hitting it where he did.
Frustrated Fan August 8, 2011 09:16
Wow, you guys must have been watching a different game. Nunez hit a pop fly that would’ve been caught anywhere else. Scutaro’s ball was fucking scorched. Are you dickwads delusional? The wall saved the Yankees last night. Maybe Rivera should pitch to his spots instead of pumping his diminished fastball down the heart of the plate.
Steve Balboni's Bastard August 8, 2011 10:44
If they actually got a hit with a runner in scoring position this wouldn’t be a problem today. It is a HR or bust offense that is at times maddening to watch.
The Absolute Truth August 8, 2011 11:02
Sorry I know the Red Sox are the greatest team ever, but if the truth be told if our 3-4-5 hitters did anything this weekend we take two of three or sweep. At what point does Kevin Long get called out for this shit. We have a black hole at DH and our fucking GM seems to be waiting to long to make a move. The time to call up Montero was when Posada bitched up agaisnt the Red Sox in May.
Secret Muslim August 8, 2011 11:13
Preach on my brother
Warner Wolf August 8, 2011 13:36
& If we had Babe Ruth in LF & Whitey Ford as our no. 2 starter we been even better!
Red Sox have been handing us our ass all year long.
Steve Balboni's Bastard August 8, 2011 15:41
Does Long get the credit for Gardner, Granderson, a revitalized Jeter, Chavez, etc?
Average Nomaas Commenter August 8, 2011 11:30
Cornball ass commenters.
The Absolute Truth August 8, 2011 11:44
All Red Sox fans can suck a fat one. A-Rod should tell all the haters to kiss his ass, you can’t tell me he wouldn’t have made a difference in this series. As for the “27 yankees” again if this team is so good why at this stage of the season do they have a one game lead. Don’t worry we’ll be back at the end of August and things will be different.
Warner Wolf August 8, 2011 13:38
The absolute truth is that you live in a hypothetical world where excuses flow like a river.
Yankees lost the series who gives a shit. what does this have to do with October baseball?
The Absolute Truth August 8, 2011 13:48
The absolute truth is that you are a senile old fuck who translated one corny ass like about a video tape into a career of licking Don Imus’ man taint. Fuck and die and take Imus and Red Sox Nation with you cock gobbler.
Warner Wolf August 8, 2011 14:56
But at least when you go to the video tape you won’t see our 3-4-5 hitter’s hitting imaginary home runs like you do.
You also have the bright idea of calling out Kevin Long.
You’re the Yankee fan the rest of baseball can’t stand. Excuse maker.
I’m the senile old Yankee fan that can accept losing a series in August.
The Absolute Truth August 8, 2011 16:12
No you’re the senile old Yankee fan who wears a diaper to the stadium. That is unless your kids forget to bring you again. As for calling out Kevin Long, someone needs to state the obvious.
Steve Balboni's Bastard August 8, 2011 15:45
It’s funny that you think he’s actually Warner Wolf.
Shoe August 8, 2011 16:17
You mean it’s not? And I just emailed him asking for his autograph…
Nick Social August 9, 2011 20:09
I am shocked.
Next thing you know, it’s gonna turn out that Laura Posada’s tits aren’t really posting on here.
Negrodamus August 8, 2011 22:24
Relying on winning via solo home runs from Nunez and Gardner = probably not winning.
Charlie Sheen August 8, 2011 23:19
Winning!
TSJC RIDICULOUS UPSIDE August 9, 2011 15:34
Niggas!
Eduardo Nuñez August 9, 2011 23:57
ey meng i Núñez time to shine baby i have big bat meng
Joe Girardi August 9, 2011 01:07
I’m too scared of what Vinnie from Hackensack is gonna say about me on the radio then to do what’s best and give Posada a seat on the bench.
rocky dijon August 9, 2011 11:09
…there is no joy in Bronxville
Shoe August 9, 2011 12:14
No posts on Nomaas in over 48 hours. I can only assume all the contributors hung themselves after Sunday night’s loss. No note, just a pic of Hideki Irabu by their side.
Ki m Last August 9, 2011 15:34
They got lumps
Daniel August 9, 2011 23:01
I would like to take a moment to remember one thing:
Please, despite all of the craziness (AJ Burnett giving up a huge double to a guy batting .180, Mariano throwing a 3-1 cutter that I could have taken out of the park and Granderson temporarily losing his mind)…
DO NOT FORGET JOE GIRARDI’S EPIC FAIL.
Seriously, he walked Maicer Izturis… he of the .713 OPS (with FIVE HOME RUNS) … intentionally. Izturis is the type of hitter that you get mad at a pitcher for walking… unintentionally. And Joe willingly walked him. As a form of strategy. To face an almost identical hitter, Peter Bourjos.
Who could have possibly been surprised that the night totally spiraled out of control from there? Not me, particularly given the fact that when Joe did the exact same thing a few months ago when Colon was on the mound against Toronto… things absolutely spiraled out of control.
For all of their shortcomings, this team still doesn’t deserve Girardi as the manager. Please, free them.
Fire this fucking moron.
Uoy Seol August 13, 2011 14:53
Where did all the contributors go, SJK? The racism and bizarre obsession with gay sex too much for them? That plus the cowering behind fake names I would guess.