Tuesday: CC Sabathia
Watch the game in full. Meet up with some friends to watch it together or kick back in the comfort of your own home.
Wednesday: Phil Hughes
Watch an inning here and there. Maybe check the score on your cell phone. Multi-task with some other things you need to get done.
Thursday: AJ Burnett
Do not follow the game at all. Find something else to do completely. It’s near the end of the week. Go out on the town and welcome the weekend a day early.
62 Comments
Manny Banuelos August 29, 2011 22:59
I bet AJ couldn’t even two hit the Red Sox AAA team.
Dellin Betances August 29, 2011 23:02
Nah bro, you one hit them, I’m the one who can two hit them.
Allan James August 30, 2011 03:29
I could two-hit them in a third of an inning if I really put my mind to it.
Buck Showalter August 29, 2011 23:07
I can’t believe Nomaas would disrespect Mike Flannigan like this.
George Steinbrenner's ghost August 29, 2011 23:16
Hey Buck, maybe when you get your head out of your ass I’ll rehire you.
Shoe August 30, 2011 09:47
The greatest sports organization in the world does things OUR way. We don’t make accommodations, people make accommodations for us! Just cuz some clown blew his brains out because his organization was not as great as the Yankees, the greatest sports organization in the world, well, that’s not our problem.
Brian S. August 30, 2011 12:16
It was all about the money. They just used Flannigan as an excuse to try to get their way.
Joe Páwlikowski August 31, 2011 13:30
I’d kill myself too if turned out gay. Don’t tell anyone.
RAMMSTEIN August 30, 2011 12:36
Feuer frei!
Sarah Palin August 30, 2011 22:55
I’m not surprised by anything they do. They constantly disrespect my Downs baby, and my entire family for that matter.
Herman Cain August 30, 2011 22:57
Can I stick the first 9 inches in baby? I love you long time.
Twig August 31, 2011 11:46
My name sucks.
Joe Biden August 31, 2011 13:31
Babies? Like I told China let’s kill them all.
Eduardo Nuñez August 29, 2011 23:08
eberybody happy :D
Bartolo Colon August 29, 2011 23:33
I’m fat
Sidney Ponson August 29, 2011 23:53
Join the club.
laura posada August 30, 2011 00:02
my tits are fat
Katy Perry August 30, 2011 08:15
Join the club
Russel Brand August 30, 2011 09:34
How the fuck am I married to this chick, and why the fuck am I cheating on her? Blimey!
The Truth August 30, 2011 23:20
No matter how hot a chick is, someone is tired of pounding it.
Pick any hot chick out. Look at her and know, some dude is tired of hittin it.
Joe Páwlikowski September 1, 2011 10:56
Tits are gross. Ball sacks are where it’s at.
Red Lipsticked Cunt from Progressive Commercial August 30, 2011 00:09
ha aj against boston…gonna need some INSURANCE runs
The Truth August 30, 2011 23:22
This chick probably does anal, and still, some dude is tired of waxing that ass.
Joe Páwlikowski August 31, 2011 13:32
Anal? Point me that way good sir.
Negrodamus August 30, 2011 00:44
So…they’re getting swept again? I have literally zero faith/confidence in these clowns. For whatever reason the Sawx seem to have found CC tipping his pitches or something of that nature. The 2nd and 3rd games are hopeless.
Warner Wolf August 30, 2011 02:08
13.6% possibility that the AJ game is the best of the series.
DormantUlcer August 30, 2011 03:25
I say Yanks take at least two of three. I will not, however, go as far as to say which ones.
But I’ve heard somewhere that you just can’t predict baseball.
17th-century priest from Salem, Mass., who has access to a computer and hates RAB August 30, 2011 03:38
This reads like a RAB post. Burn him! He’s a witch!
Jay Destro's Weenie August 31, 2011 13:33
Dormant Moron strikes again!
DormantUlcer September 2, 2011 00:22
Thank you. And fuck you.
Sookie Stackhouse August 30, 2011 08:18
Too bad Freddy Garcia is a were-creature; Eric, Bill and I would’ve loved to have him on our side. I mean, I’d still fuck him…I’m Sookie! But to the matter at hand…this 17th century creature is really a Vamp too, don’t be fooled…he only comes out at night. We plan on turning AJ by the Boston game, so he should see increased velocity and larger fangs with better hair. Since I’m a fairy and all, I predict 7 innings of 2 run ball for the ghost of AJ Burnett.
Censored August 30, 2011 15:42
Whoever is writing this is either gay or a woman. There is no debating that. You may not know it yet, but you are either gay or female. Enjoy the discovery!
Prof. Obvious August 30, 2011 22:53
She already admitted she’s a fairy.
Joe Páwlikowski August 31, 2011 13:34
Is it gay if you watch it and love it?
Dave Navarro August 30, 2011 09:38
Send AJ to my rock star summer camp, then he won’t be able to pitch as he takes lessons from me on awful guitar soloing! Come back Perry!
Max Secksapeel August 30, 2011 10:20
He used to be in Janes Addiction
For which I had no appreciation
Now he’s on TV, trying to earn a buck
Dave Navarros goatee fucking sucks
He has funny hair and a funny goatee now
If you ever see me look like him please kill me now
And if you look at him closely, his eyebrows he does pluck
Dave Navarros goatee fucking sucks
He doesnt have a band but he thinks he’s a rock star
I wouldnt be surprised if he was hanging at the gay bar
He was so much cooler when he was on drugs
Dave Navarro’s goatee fucking sucks
Justin Beiber August 30, 2011 10:23
Do me next!
Brett Pedroia August 30, 2011 11:37
Heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo!
Joe Páwlikowski August 31, 2011 13:35
Get in line.
Secret Muslim August 30, 2011 09:39
How can I create jobs if I’ve never worked a day in my life?
Brother Mouzone August 30, 2011 10:05
Bean pie my brother?
Fake Ass Texan August 30, 2011 15:58
Like me, my daddy got me all my jobs. Heck even the one I stole in 2000. Oh yeah that was my brother Jeb.
Brian S. August 30, 2011 17:55
“A new Congressional Budget Office (CBO) report estimates that the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) increased the number of people employed by between 1.0 million and 2.9 million jobs as of June.”
So the stimulus, which was only seven percent of the debt, helped but it has not been enough. Maybe people should have been listening to Paul Krugman, and worried about the deficit after there were more people put to work.
Sarah Palin August 30, 2011 22:58
Paul Krugman pals around with terrorists.
Herman Cain August 30, 2011 23:23
My big dick isn’t a terrorist. Would you like to speak into the mic?
Negrodamus August 30, 2011 23:31
In the year 2012, after encountering a drug problem, you will go on a comedy tour as a last resort to salvage what fame you have left. It has been spoken. Your fate is sealed.
Matzo August 31, 2011 13:35
Anyone who says listen to Paul Krugman should be castrated for lunacy.
Frankie Cervelli August 30, 2011 09:49
I will be catching tonight, even though I suck.
Russel Martin August 30, 2011 12:19
Not like you would do worse than me. I had a OBP and SLG lower than .300 for over three months, I hit a few home runs, and it’s like it never even happened.
Goat Gruff August 30, 2011 13:00
If any other player did that, it would be hatred galore!
Jesus Montero August 30, 2011 15:44
I’m still waiting…
Michele Bachmann August 30, 2011 23:01
Jesus spoke to me last night and told me you’re not him. So change your name to Pedro or something and you will be forgiven.
Herman Cain August 30, 2011 23:24
You’ll do just fine. Let me hit it from the back. I’ve seen your husband. He probably can only get hard if he’s got an issue of Tiger Beat magazine with Bieber laying around.
Obama August 31, 2011 13:36
Have I created a job yet? Anyone?
Negrodamus August 31, 2011 16:58
Yes, you fucking have. Get the fuck off the board already, tea troll.
Obama September 1, 2011 10:57
Name a job I created besides the 17 Czar positions. I dare you.
Bartolo Colon ingrown ass hair August 30, 2011 13:24
it will be easier for me to grow out of this puss bubble while Colon farts than to watch AJ Buttnett pitch vs the red sox
BRB
Did you eat guacamole bartolo?
Agent for Jesus Montero August 30, 2011 17:50
What does my man have to do to get called up? Hit 5 home runs in seven games? Oh wait…….
Rick Perry August 30, 2011 23:00
It’s because the Obama administration is against Jesus.
Jeremiah Wright August 31, 2011 13:37
My Nigga’s!
Sookie Stackhouse August 30, 2011 18:56
If I was a vampire I’d bite the blue vein, yummy!
Philly Leotardo August 30, 2011 20:33
You’re a vampire, alright. The difference is you suck cock instead of blood.