Over 128 laborious pitches (the most in his Yankee tenure), CC Sabathia battled the Red Sox for six innings, striking out 10 and allowing only 2 runs on 10 hits. Boston went 2-13 with RISP. In the meantime, one of the world’s ugliest professional athletes threw at Francisco Cervelli intentionally, only to see him come around to score the 5th Yankee run and extend the lead to three.
Also noted: A superb catch by Brett Gardner in the 8th to bail out Rafael Levoriano.
How many as*holes we got on this ship anyhow?
130 Comments
1st A-hole August 31, 2011 00:05
first
Kid up the street August 31, 2011 09:12
I was first in your mother.
Brian Pumper's fluids August 31, 2011 15:32
I was up in your mom. I am sorry. Actually I am not sorry.
Brandon August 31, 2011 00:10
The entire Red Sox 25 man roster
Rod Stewart Lackey August 31, 2011 00:21
Do ya think I’m sexy?
Joe Páwlikowski August 31, 2011 13:38
No comment. :)
Mel Hall's Soul-Glo August 31, 2011 00:25
Big Papi is a lazy fat fuck and it cost the Sox run tonight.
Beautiful.
I do wish Joe had trotted CC back out for the 7th just to put one in Pedroia’s fucking ear.
Brian Pumper's 1st HIV cell August 31, 2011 00:27
What’s up guy? How’s my cousins treating you?
Attention to Detail August 31, 2011 17:21
I believe the left ear is the fucking ear.
Brian Pumper's 1st HIV cell August 31, 2011 00:26
What’s up guys. You see any white bitches? Tell ‘em I said hi!
Ashli Orion August 31, 2011 01:06
I hope this isn’t true because we did a raw anal scene together not too long ago.
Oh? August 31, 2011 01:08
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Seriously August 31, 2011 02:59
Pics. Nomaas doesn’t censor, you can do it.
Brian Pumper's House In Virginia August 31, 2011 14:20
Naw, she’s saying she ain’t got it on twitter, but she has no love for BPumper.
Joe Páwlikowski August 31, 2011 13:38
HIV is nothing to laugh at. Ask my boyfriend.
Jon Lackey August 31, 2011 00:28
Why am I so ugly?
Pussy Toad August 31, 2011 00:31
Your dad must have pissed in your mom.
Ki m Last August 31, 2011 13:39
Lumps
Mr Ed August 31, 2011 17:57
a horse is a horse of course of course but you my friend i find you very appealing as a substitute if all my female stallions would go into extirpation
heres my card, ima celebrity you know wink wink
Francisco Cervelli August 31, 2011 00:31
John Lackey can kiss my fat Venezuelan ass.
John Sterling August 31, 2011 09:15
It is high, it is far, it is gone! It’s a blast over the Green Monster! Oh, the Grandy Man can!!
Suzyn Waldman August 31, 2011 09:16
Uh, that wasn’t Granderson. It was Cervelli.
John Sterling August 31, 2011 09:17
Really? He really put a lick into that one! The Cisco Kid rides again!
rocky dijon August 31, 2011 17:07
it is not fat…it is pleasantly plump.
Harvey Keitel August 31, 2011 00:41
I told you he was a schmendrick!
Bad Lieutenant August 31, 2011 01:02
Show me how you suck a guy’s cock.
Joe Páwlikowski September 1, 2011 11:01
Fine. I’ll do it.
lost RAB'er August 31, 2011 00:51
nomass only complains and nitpicks on about how the team isn’t perfect. a guy is a RB1I guy and hits hr and plays good premium first base defense and all nomass does is complain
Joe Páwlikowski August 31, 2011 13:39
I LOVE YOU. LET’S CUDDLE.
Carl Crawford August 31, 2011 01:01
My OBP < David Ortiz' weight
Brian S. August 31, 2011 01:10
All of your OBP has come against the Yankees. Will you stop that?
John Lackey August 31, 2011 01:09
My ERA > A.J.’s
Terry Francona August 31, 2011 01:09
My tea > Joe’s tea
Little Timmy August 31, 2011 10:25
I wanna chew Skoal flavored Dubble Bubble just like Mr. Francona does! Yum!
Punks August 31, 2011 01:17
Cervy’s lucky he didn’t get one in the head. Clapping his hands repeatedly at home plate like he’s somebody.
F’n toolbag Yankee fans. Like if a Sox player did that, they’d be fine with it. Worst fans in all of professional sports. Point proven yet again.
Philly Leotardo August 31, 2011 01:25
Ortiz does it all the time, you fucking hypocrite.
Tanyon Sturtze August 31, 2011 09:24
It’s just papi being a fat fucking douche…err i mean papi being papi. saying it like that makes it ok.
Shoe August 31, 2011 11:41
Ortiz isn’t a fringe major leaguer though.
Seriously? August 31, 2011 12:44
So that makes it okay for him to act like a jackass and not Cervelli? Hypocrisy.
The Truth August 31, 2011 13:07
No being a hypocrite is saying that if you get caught using Steriods you should be out of baseball for a year, knowing that you were on a list of PED users from 2003. Then saying you are going to get to the bottom of it & never doing it. With a full of shit fan base & enabling media never calling you out on it. That is a hypocrite.
Ki m Last August 31, 2011 13:40
Lumpps
Shoe August 31, 2011 15:33
No hypocrisy is us hating on the sawx for this, but if Salty or Reddick or any other fringe ML-er that’s done basically nothing in his career on the sawx clapped like that, we’d be shitting a brick. And nomaas would queue up the beckett “playing the game right” post. If you think Ortiz deserves to get drilled when he’s a dick but you have a problem with Cervelli catching one in the ribs? Sorry, I thought it was a dick move no matter what laundry a guy wears.
The Truth August 31, 2011 18:08
No I have a problem with the Sox & retard fans like you calling out Cervelli while ignoring your own posing & preening. Do you assholes not see any problem with that? Papledouche’s fist pumping is okay after every shsky save, but Cervelli pisses you off? According to you dumbfucks what the Soz do is emotion but everyone else is showing up the gritty sox. Fuck off & die.
Shoe September 1, 2011 12:11
Who said I liked Papeldouche? Dude I HATE all that posing and fist-pumping and all that shit. The problem is, I hate when ANYONE does it. See the difference, captain hypocrite?
Francisco Cervelli August 31, 2011 01:36
You’re a mamaguebo.
(In case you didn’t know, that’s Venzuelan for cock sucker)
Eduardo Nuñez August 31, 2011 09:39
HAHAHA ese palomo es un mamaguevo ojala se cague en su madre el maricon
Jeff Francis August 31, 2011 13:30
Fuck off Eduardo
R2-D2 August 31, 2011 17:35
mama huevo you two dipshits
Eduardo Nuñez August 31, 2011 17:44
HAHAHAHA MOTHERFOKER YOU LOOK LIKE EVERYBODY LOBS REYMOND GUY
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5817/blosh.jpg
Jeff Francis September 1, 2011 01:56
Your photoshop skills are like your defense there eh… WEAK.
K@bak September 2, 2011 22:15
Hey!
I resemble that remark!
LOL! LOL!
Better Than You August 31, 2011 02:21
NO obviously cervy’s lucky that lackey was serving up bp. And the fact that fenway park’s little league distance right field allowed him to go sans stadium, pretty lucky guy.
Dash August 31, 2011 11:48
Its Left Field that is short you dumb bastard.
Peter Gammons loves Brett Pedroia August 31, 2011 06:49
Thanks for that rectal cranial inversion Sully.
Burn any buses today?
Diseased fan base August 31, 2011 08:52
When Ortiz isn’t dropping his bat and staring at a home run, he claps his hands at home plate and points up to the sky.
Eduardo Nuñez August 31, 2011 09:35
tu bad papelbon donz go bat cos he would fist pomp every single
Better Than You August 31, 2011 02:22
Oh i meant left. oh ya. bandbox anyone?
The Truth August 31, 2011 06:35
Why would you call the Red Sox Assholes, Assholes serve a purpose. What purpose do these fuckfaces serve? Honestly I want this team to smack the shit out of bitch boy thonight & then slap the shit out of Cancer Boy on Thrusday.
classless August 31, 2011 07:20
Cancer boy? Go fuckk yourself you insensitive asshole…go through chemo therapy then call someone cancerboy. Im all for bashing the redsox and there lame ass players but that is always a line.
Censored August 31, 2011 08:06
So you got through the AIDS references, the gay references, and the pedophilia references and you got upset about a cancer reference? This goes to show, if you want to offend everyone you really have to throw a wide net. Thanks for stopping by though, tell RAB we said hi!
Brian Pumper's House In Virginia August 31, 2011 14:22
You rang?
Sterling Hitchcock August 31, 2011 19:30
Gay, aids, all that shit is a choice. cancer isn’t. stop being retarded
Nick Social August 31, 2011 11:42
Lighten up, Francis.
Brett Pedroia August 31, 2011 16:32
Too far.
R2-D2 August 31, 2011 17:39
Fuck that i hope his cancer eats him from nuts to his brain. so at the end he is a drooling vegetable with a colostomy bag
The Truth August 31, 2011 07:48
You ar right there is a line & unfortunatley The Red Sox players, fanbase, front office & fawning media have continually crossed it. From insulting the anniversary of Thurman Munson’s passing to the constant Gay Jeter-ARod references, to the racist taunts & T-Shirts, sorry taking the high road is no longer an option.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate August 31, 2011 08:03
Would you say they are…. Habitual line steppers?
Charlie August 31, 2011 09:33
Want me to check him?
Your local KKK rep August 31, 2011 09:05
The Sox have a great team of good young white men. Reddick, Pedroia, Ellsbury, fine young men. Then there is that Ortiz character. He looks like a silverback gorilla. I’ve seen his mother at the Bronx Zoo.
David Ortiz August 31, 2011 09:06
Fuck you!
Brian Pumper's House In Virginia August 31, 2011 14:23
It’s alright Papi. We didn’t have rough anal sex in over 3 months. You’re good.
Can you tell Pedroia and Carl Crawford to call me though?
Manny being Manny August 31, 2011 09:19
I’m finally pregnant!
Brian Pumper's House In Virginia August 31, 2011 14:24
Bad news is, I am the father.
Eduardo Nuñez August 31, 2011 09:33
ey motherfockers miss me???? shitz I wanz all our playerz to be hi energie like cerveli coz they brinz enterteinment to wat otherwais wouls be a borin “rivary”
les go yankees motherfockers!
Núñez time to shine!
Sookie Stackhouse August 31, 2011 09:39
Fuck that Boston catcher, you know…the one that left his mask on, pussy! Bill would eat him alive if I commanded! Cervelli better spear that disgusting excuse for a living organism if he ever plunks him again. Lackeys blood is anti-fairy.
Dash August 31, 2011 11:51
This has to be the dumbest, gayest comment I have ever seen on this sight. Sooki Stackhouse? Unlkess you are a 14 year old Girl, you should probably be shot.
Sookie Stackhouse August 31, 2011 17:05
What do you have against young girls?!? Here in Bon Temps LA, it’s legal. Don’t be so angry, go jerk off or rim a dude… get it outta your system. We all know you’ve had semen in or around your mouth. The fact you know who I am should define your inadequacies concerning your regretful love of a hit hbo show. Shhhhh, it’s okay…your gay. Accept it and move on, you’ll be a happier person once you do.
Eduardo Nuñez August 31, 2011 09:50
ey meng anz why does nomaas haz no love for motherfocking boone logan! he the motherfocken guy, he save this game moar thanz MO assholes!
Sookie Stackhouse August 31, 2011 10:03
Boone Logan is a stud, if I was a Vamp, I’d bite his blue vein! Yummy!
Jeff Francis August 31, 2011 13:32
I put the STD in stud… all I need is U
Frank Cervelli August 31, 2011 10:27
While the rest of the Yankees turn to pussies when we play Boston these days-I sure dont’!
Thurman Munson August 31, 2011 10:38
I roll over in my grave every time Jeter pats Pedroia’s ass.
compassionate bostonian August 31, 2011 11:38
Tough game, but I’m just happy the Nation passed the hat last night for Onyango Obama’s legal defense fund. This guy can’t be guilty of a DUI. I mean he’s Barack’s uncle. So what if he’s here illegally, with a valid Massachusetts drivers license. Honestly what’s the problem?
O(ne)
B(ig)
A(ss)
M(istake)
A(merica)
Dash August 31, 2011 11:54
Oh Great, I’m going to take a wild guess here and say this Grand Dragon of the KKK is both a Red Sox fan and a Tea Party nut. Listen Cunt Muscle, I’m sorry the president and some of the Yankees are black, but please get over it.
willy August 31, 2011 11:58
Hey dash. You ever been to boston? They’re quite liberal. Not too many tea partiers there. John Kerry Ted Kennedy yeah total Tea Party guys. Must suck to be as clueless as you..
Actually in Boston as He Writes This August 31, 2011 17:25
Ummmm.. you ever been to Southie?
Joe Balllickowski August 31, 2011 16:06
I will sniff your sack now.
Warren Buffet August 31, 2011 13:42
Tax everyone! Don’t tell anyone my comapny owes taxes since 2002. Shhhhh
Enos Slaughter August 31, 2011 13:47
Wow…the first US president to have a relative break the law or otherwise embarrass him while in office. What a shock! And no doubt Onyango Obama’s case is vital to the debate over Barack Obama’s policies.
This post must not be on the level because “compassionate bostonian” is a contradiction in terms…
R2-D2 August 31, 2011 17:43
white people still butthurt….2 more decades and there will be so few whities left we should put them on reservations
Small Sample Size August 31, 2011 12:11
Salty is the perfect red sox now. Hes officially one of them after his first racist comment.
“The game’s changing,” Saltalamacchia said. “A lot of Latin players, that’s how they play. It’s OK to an extent. But sometimes you’ve got to step back.”
Eduardo Nuñez August 31, 2011 12:24
LOLOLOLOLOL THE GAMEZ CHANGING?
MOTHERFOCKER he no veteran, he no be for longz , game changin motherfocker give me a focking breakasshole salty ass! game cghange is dat rivary is jokez cos eberybody frendz motherfockers!
is papelbon latin motherfocker! i wantz to pitxch jost to throw fastball to face of this motherfocker joke asshole who rangerz anz bravez no want cos he socked motherfocker thinkz hes veteran
He piss me off !
Warner Wolf August 31, 2011 12:19
Did anyone happen to go to the videotape and listen to the Boston announcers call the Cervelli hbp? Sad, sad, sad. Back to you, Jim.
27 Rings August 31, 2011 12:23
So clapping is equal togetting hit in the back? You know, in the old west, shooting someone in the back was considered very cowardly. If Lackey had a problem with it, he should have walked over to Cervy and told him. Nope I’ll wait until he is far away that hit him. I don’t like what Cervy does sometimes, but it doesn’t deserve getting hit in the back by a 90mph fastball. Winning should be the best revenge…oh wait, it was Lackey.
The Truth August 31, 2011 13:11
Honestly nothign these classless fucks do should come as a surprise. For years Manny stood & admired every fly ball he hit & now these douche mongers have a problem with it. Every pitcher they have complains about any ball an inch off the plate not being a strike & Cervelli set them off. Honestly these people need to be stopped.
Phieleblunt August 31, 2011 13:23
Manny also stood and admired every fly ball hit to him, where as Bret Pedroia only seemed to admire the balls on his forehead.
arods_medicineBag August 31, 2011 13:57
cervilli’s a dink and you know it, that’s the real truth.
the fucking guy fist pumps every out like it was the last out of the WS, he needs to switch to decaf or something…
Eduardo Nuñez August 31, 2011 17:52
FOCK YOU MORAN WE NEEDZ GUYS LIKE HIM NUTS LIKE SWISHER, PISSED OFF GUYS like posada, boring faces like soriano, evel deth stare when u ron bases and getz caught by martin, fist pomps joba, pie face aj, diversity brinz entertainmentz if all werew like MO then yankees be borin to watch motherfocker damn robots
Jesus Montero August 31, 2011 13:36
Any tips on a Manhattan apartment?
NY living advice August 31, 2011 14:29
Just start banging Madonna. It’s cheaper that way. You could probably be friends with her kid Lourdes. You’re not that older than her.
It beats these prices.
Negrodamus August 31, 2011 17:00
Madonna’s already dating an exotic black dude, looks like she’s taken. Then again, she’s probably not against getting double teamed.
Kei Igawa August 31, 2011 14:51
My lease expires in about a month.
Joe Páwlikowski August 31, 2011 13:41
Has anyone seen Bexy’s profile pic? She makes Lackey look like Brad Pitt.
Bozo the Clown August 31, 2011 14:30
In her defense, to you, any picture of a woman is revolting.
Dr. Seuss August 31, 2011 15:11
In defense of the human race: Jesus Christ, that girl needs to stop looking like she feasts on helpless newborns in-between achingly lonely tweets.
Hungraaaaay!!!! August 31, 2011 15:16
Nom, nom, nom, nom!
She is actually the missing Kardashian, Chewbacca Kardashian.
Dominique Strauss-Khan August 31, 2011 16:09
I’d still fuck her
Hungraaaaay!!!! August 31, 2011 16:12
I think you mean rape.
Steve Phillips August 31, 2011 16:33
I leave my wife for her!
The Penis that died once it touched Suzyns Vagina but magically got hard once it saw lastnights redsox yankees score August 31, 2011 18:02
Harold Reynolds does not approve
Matzo September 1, 2011 11:03
She makes Stevie P’s girl look like Marilyn Monroe.
Checked it out August 31, 2011 17:29
Wow; in that pic, her face actually looks like a baseball, with a wart on it.
Rocky Dennis August 31, 2011 23:10
I’m Lorenzo Lamas compared to this chick.
Fan September 3, 2011 01:57
LOL!
cc_man_boobs=MOOBS August 31, 2011 13:55
even i know the ump gave me the outside pitch last night, without it, at least half of those 13 hits would have been runs. thank you mlb umpires, now lets go eat some fuckin chicken.
Brian S. August 31, 2011 15:51
What game were you watching? According to pitch FX, CC threw over a half dozen strikes in the lower part of the strike zone and they were called balls!
Any Red Sox Pitcher August 31, 2011 15:34
Yeah because we never get the benefit of the doubt while pitching in “America’s most caucasian ballpark>” I mean Torii Hunter called us out for basically helping the Red Sox steal a game a few years ago. I mean forget the fact that Beckett, Chemo-Man & Wussfield have strike zone’s at fenway that are wider than the white chicks asses in attendance.
Matt Nokes August 31, 2011 15:45
It’s about goddamn time someone recognized the Fenway strike zone. They seem to get nose to toes and dugout to dugout. It applies when they play on the road too.
I’m actually surprised half those HBP’s aren’t called strikes.
Bozo the Clown August 31, 2011 16:13
Chemo-Man is good, but I thill like Cancer Boy better.
Nick Social September 2, 2011 14:00
Hey, pal… don’t cross the line.
rocky dijon August 31, 2011 17:08
can we just forfeit Thursday nights game with AJ on the mound now?
Bozo the Clown August 31, 2011 17:22
Did you forget to strap in your balls today?
not_a_douchbag_like_you August 31, 2011 20:51
i hope you get testicular cancer
Butch Hobson's coke dealer August 31, 2011 23:26
They’re all coked out of their minds!
Joe Páwlikowski September 1, 2011 11:04
You got any meth?
Negrodamus September 1, 2011 03:04
Absolute. Fucking. Pussies.
Bell Curve September 1, 2011 10:58
AJ is going to win tonight…
arods_medicineBag September 1, 2011 12:36
at the card game after? no fuckingway
Negrodamus September 2, 2011 00:20
No Red Sox player has ever taken a real called third strike. They are all clearly balls. Fact.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=18712621&partnerId=aw-7803047015571140803-996
The Truth September 2, 2011 06:40
Further proof that these assholes need to be stopped. I mean bitching about the umps at Fenway, when the Yanks got suqeezed all game. Sad, pathetic but predictable.
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/baseball/red_sox/view/2011_0902sox_apply_fall_touchups_classic_seasonal_moves/