Wow, Nunez actually did have a photoshop.

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42/45 pick them to go to the World Series… 33/45 pick them to win the World Series…

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Why wasn’t I included in this picture?

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You can hardly see Granderson in the background.

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Fucking amazing

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You’re disrespecting Buck in this picture.

…

I’m okay with it.

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You gotta be kidding me. This is genius.

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This is probably the most intricate photoshop I’ve ever seen. Well done.

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This proves my theory! What the fuck does ESPN know? Eric Ortiz Of NESN is going to shit himself when he lays eyes on this magnificent photoeshop

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I get Montero is there because of his name, but really Mo should be sitting in that center seat.

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Ummmmmmmmmm, yeah….I’ve got nothing.

*TEARS UP FILES, CLEANS OUT DESK, BURNS COLLEGE DEGREE*

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I wasn’t used for reading, instead I was used for rolling doobies.

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See, I said you guys were better without A-Rod. What’d he play, 2 games this season?!

Ain’t I a stinka?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!

*CUE THE 3 STOOGES MUSIC*

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I’m going to drown my sorrows in a nice warm cup of Bigelow Tea. Bigelow Tea – for the defeated man.

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I’m going to have a busy weekend.

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http://www.survivinggrady.com/

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Yanks should focus efforts on sweeping Boston this weekend and throwing the games to the Rays. Eliminate Boston.

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The funniest part about the ESPN Piece is Kruk picking the Braves to go the World Series over his beloved Phillies. Oh yeah Mulder picking the A’s for the WIld Card is pretty amusing too.

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I picked the Twins and the Dodgers. Only took 93k words and 6 pie charts.

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Eberybody Happy!!!!!

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Sweep the leg, Joe. Sweep the leg.

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Where’s the love for Girardi?

I don’t agree with most of his in-game moves either… but looking at the bigger picture he clearly did good this season.

In particular, his handling of the bullpen and his ability to tune out the morons who kept screaming for Jeter to move down in the lineup right before 3,000 hits was awesome.

I’d also mention that he’s done as good a job with AJ Burnett as humanly possible, Burnett just stinks, bottom line.

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I really wish people would stop blaming Crawford. Sure his stolen base totals are down, but once you sign a contract for $142 million dollars, why would you need to steal anything?

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This i awesome,
but Where is CC, Mo, DRob, Nova?

Also, AJ should be Judas, but holding a big pie

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i havz moar steals than Carl crawford and i cheap bro!

PIchin photoshop later moderfockerz!

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3 guys didn’t even pick Philly to make the playoffs? These guys get paid to do this???

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Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

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Sorry, Guys. They told me they’d fire me if I didn’t go along with it.

I didn’t wanna be no Dan Patrick… you know how hard it is for a black man to get a job these days.

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Post of the year. Hands down. Top 5 Photoshops ever on this site.

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Hmmm…let me check the train and bus schedule and let everyone know.

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LIVING WITH MASSHOLES – A Beginner’s Guide

HABITAT:

Massholes generally hail from the suburban regions around Boston, such as Weymouth, Peabody (pron. Peebiddy), Waltham, Revere (pron. Reeveah), Revere Beach and whole host of other retarded sounding places. Sometimes, they are from more urban habitats such as South Boston (“Southie”) and sometimes they are from more bucolic settings, like Worcester (“Wusstah”). Generally their range extends throughout Eastern Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and parts of Connecticut.

IDENTIFICATION AND MARKINGS:

MASSHOLES respond to the names Murph, Sully, O’B, McGuvz, Towmmy, Bowbby, or Maahk. They are generally Irish-American (generations removed from the old country), although there are rumored to be other subspecies of Masshole lurking about. Massholes are easy to identify by sight due to their pale complexion, blue eyes, Red Sox hat, and freckles. In the summer time or when exposed to any sort of solar radiation above 2 on the UV index, Massholes display a characteristic bright red plumage all across their body. This plumage quickly evolves into masses of peeling skin, a condition which the Masshole calls “a wicked bahhd buurn”. Stunningly original and individualistic, Massholes are interested in a diverse range of topics such as: The Boston Red Sox (“Sawks”), Boston Bruins, Boston Celtics, or the New England Patriots (“Pahhts”). Because their city is clearly a second-rate backwater, the one way the Masshole can possibly experience greatness is on the sports field, and thus insulting a Masshole’s team is sort of like insulting his drunken whore of a mother.

BEHAVIOR PATTERNS:

The MASSHOLE’s prey is relatively easy to procure, and consists of a water, hops, yeast, and alcohol mixture called “beeah” (Icehouse is the preferred prey). The Masshole typically consumes somewhere between 10 and 25 “beaahs” until it reaches a state of euphoria called “fackin’ hammmahed”. Once “fackin’ hammahed”, the Masshole will search for the two other things essential to it’s life cycle: a sporting event to watch (preferably the Sawks) and a fist fight. Please note that although Massholes prefer to fist fight outsiders, inter-Masshole fist fights are also very common. Even when removed from their natural habitat for years on end, Massholes are still easily recognizable to the untrained eye.

ANTI-MASSHOLE TACTICS

1) The best way to deal with a Masshole is to ignore it.

2) If persistent or aggressive, a Masshole can usually be frightened off by a black person.

3) Another effective way to deal with the Masshole is toseparate it from its pride. Massholes are pack animals, and thus become shockingly timid when few in number and isolated.

4) The fourth option is to wait until the Masshole drinks itself into a stupor and passes out.

5) The final option is to kick the f***ing s*** out of the drunk Masshole, although this may result in imprisonment. If you choose option 5, make sure you are
not in the Boston area because the arresting police officers will certainly be major Massholes themselves and will naturally protect their own species.

LONG TERM PROGNOSIS:

Unfortunately, Massholes look to be with us for the foreseeable future. Although the nuclear destruction of their habitat (Boston) is a tempting option, it would be prohibitively costly and would have disastrous environmental impacts. A less costly way to deal with Massholes is to make sure the Red Sox and the Patriots do not make the playoffs. A collapse in the fortunes of one such team forces the Masshole into a state of depression bordering on suicide; if both collapse maybe Masshole-kind will finally take a razor blade to its wrists and do the rest of America a favor.

CONCLUSION:

In truth, there is nothing worse on earth than a Masshole. Just how a small, irrelevant town such as Boston produces so many Massholes remains one of the great mysteries of the natural world. Although the problem of Masshole infestation is not likely to be remedied by modern science any time soon, careful adherence to the 5 anti-Masshole tactics can go a long way towards mitigating the problem. When dealing with the Masshole, always remember: the root of the masshole’s aggressive behavior is its own inherent weakness and feeling of inadequacy. Boston will always be a second-rate city on the world stage, so the proper way to deal with the Masshole is to dismiss it much like its silly little town. As the noble Roman Cato the Elder once said over 2000 years ago, “MASSHOLES DELENDA EST”, and how appropriate that statement is, even today!

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Clearly the best photoshop ever. I, of course, am the best Yankee ever.

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Also, while this may be like pointing out a speck of dust on the Mona Lisa, I think it’s “intra-Masshole.”

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I meid new photoshop for todays bictory ansz i sendz it tu nomaas twitter cos I LOB this site big time

Faitful for lauffs

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