It’s a reference to the movie The Shawshank Redemption, you schmuck!
The movie’s story was written by a huge Red Sox fan. Maybe you heard of him, Stephen King? The movie takes place in New England and one of the characters was named Red. Does this help at all?
Now that we cleared that up let’s get Larry Bowa on the horn to teach you how to catch a ground ball and make an effective throw to first.
You remember some of those despotic leaders in World War II, primarily in Russia and Germany. They would rape women and children. In a sense that’s what the Yankees have done to the Red Sox.
Hello Red Sox fans, I hope you liked what you saw yesterday, because you will be seeing more of it over the next 15 years. In fact there are tons of players like me in our farm system who will be kicking your ass for years to come. I mean no one of the caliber of a Lars Anderson ot Josh Reddick but hey we can dream right?
sinse moderfocker nomaas no read his mofderfocker twiter thanz i will post motherfocken photoshop here cos i will maik new one dependin on outcome of dobleheader anz sinse i no pley game 1 i havz time
38 Comments
Eduardo Núñez September 25, 2011 01:15
I don get dis photoshop
BadAssBillyCurtis September 25, 2011 06:31
It’s a reference to the movie The Shawshank Redemption, you schmuck!
The movie’s story was written by a huge Red Sox fan. Maybe you heard of him, Stephen King? The movie takes place in New England and one of the characters was named Red. Does this help at all?
Now that we cleared that up let’s get Larry Bowa on the horn to teach you how to catch a ground ball and make an effective throw to first.
Pete C. September 25, 2011 08:00
Wow, no lumps?
Eduardo Núñez September 25, 2011 08:28
SHUT UR FACE MORAN, I sentz Nomaas My photoshopz of yesterdeys game bot he most not wantsted to use it
NOw GO plase middelfinger on chair anz sit on it on da nude moderfocker
CJ September 25, 2011 08:42
Actually, where “Theo” is written was originally “Brooks”. Brooks carved his name into the wood before he killed himself.
Ki m Last September 28, 2011 15:25
Rat spines.
Jesus Montero September 25, 2011 01:21
Remember when DH was the main offensive weak link?
FTFY
Mariano Rivera September 25, 2011 01:27
Son, I am impress.
Offspeed pitch down and away September 25, 2011 01:29
Why you no swing at me no more ?
Kevin Long September 25, 2011 01:42
3 simple words- Electro Shock Therapy
Jorge Posada September 25, 2011 01:42
No, who said that?! When was this said?
The whole world September 25, 2011 09:33
I said it.
Careful Observer September 25, 2011 01:47
Why do you trot like a pony when rounding the bases ?
Jesus Montero September 25, 2011 01:54
I was bred at the same stable as Mark Teixeira. I got the trot, he got the face.
John Lackey September 25, 2011 02:12
And I got a kick in the face
AJ Burnett September 25, 2011 09:34
You, too??
A-Rod September 25, 2011 02:04
He trots like a centaur, baby.
The YES Network September 25, 2011 02:08
Ivan Nova so far is 16-0 when he leaves the game with a lead and the Yankees end up winning that game.
Tim McCarver September 25, 2011 02:11
When your pitchers are going bad, hitters are hitting the ball hard.
Tim McCarver September 25, 2011 09:30
You remember some of those despotic leaders in World War II, primarily in Russia and Germany. They would rape women and children. In a sense that’s what the Yankees have done to the Red Sox.
Eduardo Núñez September 25, 2011 11:47
son of a bich u sock! only goodpart fromz u yesterdey was jabs at mets of how they are joke
Joe Páwlikowski September 28, 2011 15:26
I’d like to give you a reach around. Just once.
Eric Ortiz' article September 25, 2011 06:32
I’ve given up too.
Ben Watanabe of NESN September 25, 2011 06:42
I haven’t given up.
http://www.nesn.com/2011/09/red-sox-still-well-suited-to-postseason-baseball-if-they-get-there.html
Yes, I am a professional writer.
The Truth September 25, 2011 08:37
You haven’t given up what? Smoking crack before writing a column.
Pete Rose September 25, 2011 07:30
anyone want to make a bet today?
Byron Hadley September 25, 2011 07:47
You’ll be placing a bet with my baton up your ass!
Pete Rose September 25, 2011 10:51
Brett Pedroia … is that you?
Jesus Montero September 25, 2011 08:36
Hello Red Sox fans, I hope you liked what you saw yesterday, because you will be seeing more of it over the next 15 years. In fact there are tons of players like me in our farm system who will be kicking your ass for years to come. I mean no one of the caliber of a Lars Anderson ot Josh Reddick but hey we can dream right?
Red Sox fan # 1 September 25, 2011 09:33
You’re just a Lavarnway-lite!
John Lackey September 25, 2011 10:31
I’m going to pitch the game of my life today. Watch and see.
Carl Crawford September 25, 2011 14:42
Don’t worry! I got this!
Eduardo Núñez September 25, 2011 11:36
sinse moderfocker nomaas no read his mofderfocker twiter thanz i will post motherfocken photoshop here cos i will maik new one dependin on outcome of dobleheader anz sinse i no pley game 1 i havz time
HEHEHEHE
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3682/sinkingship.jpg
have fon
John Lackey September 25, 2011 12:07
Why wasn’t I included in this picture? I’m very photogenic!!!
Nick Social September 26, 2011 12:47
That’s kinda great.
Mandingo September 25, 2011 15:40
This is more embarrassing than when I pulled my dick out of Heidi Watney’s ass and she evacuated her bowels on my duvet cover.
Mariano's Electrified Pool September 26, 2011 01:12
Let’s not forget, Mr. Electric dazzling the collapse with his high voltage, zone busting, pitches.
Joe Páwlikowski September 28, 2011 15:28
I’ve given up gay thoughts. For six hours. Pray for me.