All the animals come out at night – whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take ‘em to Harlem. I don’t care. Don’t make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won’t even take spooks. Don’t make no difference to me.
40 Comments
Negrodamus September 3, 2011 01:33
He needs to get that K/9 up, though. Otherwise, great stuff.
steam September 3, 2011 02:27
if it ain’t broke…
Negrodamus September 3, 2011 11:53
Just suggesting I’d like to see more strikeouts. Those are good for pitchers, you know.
R2-D2 September 3, 2011 18:12
Andy Petitte says strikeouts are for negro fags, let the boy live
Phil Hughes September 3, 2011 19:25
I’ve got a higher K rate. Look it up, I do!
A.J. Burnett September 3, 2011 19:26
Yeah, I’ve got a higher K rate, too! We’re both awesome, amirite??
Stratomatic September 3, 2011 10:14
You should play me instead of watching baseball!
waka flocka September 3, 2011 01:34
Holy shit
Stringer Bell September 3, 2011 01:35
I love his assertiveness. He’s got a future in this league, mos def
Brother Mouzone September 3, 2011 01:53
I think he had a future before tonight.
Nova's Confidence September 3, 2011 01:37
I’M HIGH AS A MOTHERFUCKER!
Lindsay Lohan September 3, 2011 16:55
Can Nova spare some high?
Joe Páwlikowski September 6, 2011 15:55
Me too :(
DormantUlcer September 3, 2011 01:43
Meanwhile, at the Watchtower, Earth’s Mightiest Heroes were 2-hit shut-out.
Travis Bickel September 3, 2011 01:58
All the animals come out at night – whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take ‘em to Harlem. I don’t care. Don’t make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won’t even take spooks. Don’t make no difference to me.
Pete C. September 3, 2011 07:06
Shouldn’t that be in quotes.
Mike Piazza September 3, 2011 02:11
He’s a stud…I’d love to catch him and take his balls to the chin all night.
Robinson Cano September 3, 2011 02:12
Jou walkin to me??
Robinson Cano September 3, 2011 21:20
Only on Jes!!
J. Saltalamacchia September 3, 2011 02:13
He’s pretty good………..for a spic.
Chien Ming Wang September 3, 2011 02:16
Just don’t ret him lun bases!
Joba Chamberlain September 3, 2011 02:22
I’m better than him……. at driving drunk and binge eating.
Ivan Nova September 3, 2011 02:26
Jisten jou fuckers… jou screwhead he a mang who… Jisten jou fuckers.
Red Lipsticked Cunt from Progressive Commercial September 3, 2011 03:04
nova doesnt have an accent like that..you’re a loser
Ivan Nova September 3, 2011 07:10
This site should be renamed NOVAAS.ORG
Phil Hughes' Fastball September 3, 2011 07:13
I’m pretty tremendous in the 1st inning. Right guys ?
Negrodamus September 3, 2011 11:54
Kyle Farnsworth’s straight fastball says your’ve even straighter.
3MTA3 September 3, 2011 07:26
Since writers value Wins by a pitcher more than any important stats, Nova might be front-runner for ROTY this year..
Sensitive RAB guy September 3, 2011 07:27
surprised NoMaas didn’t take the chance to lick Gardner’s balls (HR + great catch = sexy Photoshoptime)
R2-D2 September 3, 2011 18:15
or jump on Tex jock like they do Jeter’s.
Joe Páwlikowski September 6, 2011 15:56
Come to RAB. I’m sure if Chad Jennings wrote it, we copied and pasted it.
Eduardo Núñez September 3, 2011 08:52
YEAHHHHHH DOMINICANO BABY
i maid goodz play at 2b, i be improvin meng????
Dominicanos Baby! dropz teixeira for pujols, jeter for Núñez time to shine!, nick swisher for zolio almonte
bringz in da dominicanos!
Leather Bound Books September 3, 2011 10:28
Watch our front office go full retard and have Nova be the one left out of the rotation.
Legible commenter September 3, 2011 12:08
Cashman already said the race was between Hughes and Burnett
#2 spot in the rotation September 3, 2011 12:45
I’ll take him!
Mandingo September 3, 2011 14:59
He’s got a small dick compared to me. He can throw a baseball better than anyone I know though.
R2-D2 September 3, 2011 18:16
were the white women at???
Mandingo September 3, 2011 23:26
Let’s just say Sarah Palin gave a speech in Iowa today, and I flew into Iowa last night.
Sookie Stackhouse September 4, 2011 09:33
I wonder if Dominican semen taste different than Vampire semen…only one way to find out…
Joe Páwlikowski September 6, 2011 15:57
As an expert I can honestly say no. Good semen is good semen.