Heaven help him if he wins four rings in his first five seasons, becomes one of the most prolific players in franchise history and then slumps at age 37.
Dude grounds into more double plays than we’ve ever seen before! He sucks!
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Yankees Manager Chosen by Nomaas September 6, 2011 15:33Reply
Hello, my team consist of
1b. Hideki Matsui
2b Robinson Cano
ss Derek Jeter
3b AROD
RF Vernon Wells
CF Brian Giles
LF Milton Bradley / Reed Johnson
C. russel martin
DH Barry Bonds
Really? Fuckers. What did you want me to say? BAUTISTA SUX0RZ! STEROIDS! HE’S LAME! You people don’t know what the hell you want. Just saying, he used #beastmode before NoMaas.
Says who? He’s been catching for the last several years, he should be given a chance. Martin is under contract next year so I could see Montero being the backup catcher and primary DH next year as he gets accustomed to the big leagues. But to say that there is no chance, IMO, is inaccurate.
Right Nava hit a grand slam in his first at bat at Fenway & was embraced by the Nation. The Aryan Nation that is. Only we embrace players after one game the right way. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t do anything right. I play my whole career in shadow of Jeter. Today, I hit a big grand slam & get upstaged by a guy who runs slower than Nick Johnson & can’t play a position.
The subject of my next column right here! Right after I finish writing this poorly written piece about ARod’s poker addiction and how it will ensure that this team doesn’t make it to the playoffs.
I thought the subject of your next poorly written column was going to be about how CC Sabathis is going to opt out & leave because the Yankees haven’t won a world series since he’s been here.
68 Comments
Erick September 5, 2011 18:22
Montero baby! Jesús is here!
Not bad September 5, 2011 18:23
“Monstero”. I like it. The JC jokes are starting to wear thin.
DormantUlcer September 6, 2011 15:24
Speak for yourself!
SP September 5, 2011 18:25
I can’t believe Sterling went with “Jesus is loose”- what the hell is that. The obvious call is, “Jesus Christ, Superstar.”
Paris Hilton September 5, 2011 18:42
omg, I’m loose too!!! lol ;)
John Sterling September 5, 2011 22:17
Jesus turns it loose!
Minka Kelly Asks September 5, 2011 18:35
How old is he?
SP September 5, 2011 18:39
21
Brett Pedroia September 5, 2011 19:25
Lame
Nomaas September 5, 2011 18:40
We’re gonna refrain from judgement till we see his uzr at the catcher position..
Nomaas September 5, 2011 21:50
Heaven help him if he wins four rings in his first five seasons, becomes one of the most prolific players in franchise history and then slumps at age 37.
Nomass September 5, 2011 22:18
Dude grounds into more double plays than we’ve ever seen before! He sucks!
Yankees Manager Chosen by Nomaas September 6, 2011 15:33
Hello, my team consist of
1b. Hideki Matsui
2b Robinson Cano
ss Derek Jeter
3b AROD
RF Vernon Wells
CF Brian Giles
LF Milton Bradley / Reed Johnson
C. russel martin
DH Barry Bonds
SP CC sabathia
SP Ubaldo Jimenez
SP Derek Lowe
RP. Alan Horne
RP. Chriss Britton
Buck Showalter September 5, 2011 18:43
Jesus Montero hitting two homeruns off us is disrespectful to Flanny’s memory.
Robinson Cano September 5, 2011 18:45
Don’t forget my grand slam!!
Steve September 6, 2011 10:29
This is awesome.
Steve Karsay September 6, 2011 12:06
HA!
Mike Flanagan September 6, 2011 13:42
The current pathetic state of the Orioles Organization is disrespectful to my memory.
Negrodamus September 5, 2011 18:55
Hey, hey, Beastmode is Joey Bats’ thing. I respectfully suggest we not infringe on that. Bautista is a cool dude.
Anyways, Montero needs to learn to play 1B. And hopefully Posada can be a positive role model here for him like Girardi was for Posada.
Negrodamus September 5, 2011 22:32
Really? Fuckers. What did you want me to say? BAUTISTA SUX0RZ! STEROIDS! HE’S LAME! You people don’t know what the hell you want. Just saying, he used #beastmode before NoMaas.
Brian S. September 5, 2011 22:55
You were thumbs downed for saying Montero should play first base.
Negrodamus September 5, 2011 23:07
Well he sure as hell isn’t gonna stick at catcher.
Brian S. September 5, 2011 23:16
Says who? He’s been catching for the last several years, he should be given a chance. Martin is under contract next year so I could see Montero being the backup catcher and primary DH next year as he gets accustomed to the big leagues. But to say that there is no chance, IMO, is inaccurate.
Captain Obvious September 5, 2011 23:34
Martin is arb-eligible. Also, the Yankees alreayd have a first baseman signed until Kingdom come.
Negrodamus September 6, 2011 00:08
Circumstances will require him to play C. But he sure as hell isn’t gonna look good doing it.
Mandingo September 6, 2011 00:46
Reminds me of an early Manny Ramirez scouting report that said he might be able to pull off CF.
TSJC UPSIDE September 6, 2011 15:25
My NIGGA
Brandon September 5, 2011 19:10
The beast has been unleashed upon the American League. He will absolve us of our sins
Seattle Mariners Organization September 5, 2011 20:05
We chose Smoak over this guy?! No wonder we’re such failures!
June 12 September 5, 2011 20:55
Hi. I’m the last time Justin Smoak hit a home run.
Justin Smoak September 5, 2011 22:24
Shut the fuck up! I’m holding my own! I’m hitting .226! My OPS for my major league career is .691. That ain’t bad!
Justin Smoak September 5, 2011 22:25
At least I can play the field!
Negrodamus September 5, 2011 22:30
And you’re shitty at that, too.
Justin Smoak September 5, 2011 22:47
I’m three years older means that I’m three years better!!
I’m worth 0.2 WAR on the season! Suck on that, retards!
Mandingo September 6, 2011 00:47
Has Josh Lueke ass raped you yet?
Small Sample Size September 6, 2011 11:14
Jesus is worth 0.3 WAR this season
Jesus Shuttlesworth September 5, 2011 20:10
Two Homeruns? Shhhheeet. Get back to me when he is double teamed by Chasey Lain & Jill Kelly on a recruiting trip. It’s a pretty good start though
Andre Drummend September 5, 2011 23:16
You wait till I bring UConn the back to back.
Arnold September 6, 2011 00:48
What you talking about Mr. Drummond?
Pete C. September 6, 2011 05:25
That’s what happened to Ray Allen.
Pete Gabe September 5, 2011 20:59
He’s no Nava or Reddick.
Sawx Nation September 5, 2011 21:17
Lavahhhhnway lite. That’s all this faggot is.
Sully September 6, 2011 09:17
You tell ‘em pal!
Sully McDoucheface September 5, 2011 21:06
Right Nava hit a grand slam in his first at bat at Fenway & was embraced by the Nation. The Aryan Nation that is. Only we embrace players after one game the right way. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your local KKK rep September 5, 2011 22:21
You tell’ em, wizard!
Baseball Fan September 6, 2011 22:46
By “KKK”, I assume you meant “struck out the side.”
Eduardo Núñez September 5, 2011 22:43
i meid awesome photoshop of the jesus bot itz will be redy for nthe rite time so nomaas put op bot they wontz
Mop Up Man September 5, 2011 22:53
best. Photoshop. ever.
NY Post September 5, 2011 22:57
Sterling Might Try:
Jesus Rises!
Jesus Saves!
Water into Wine, baby!
Holy Sister Mary Joseph!
Ressurection!
DormantUlcer September 5, 2011 23:43
Thank goodness they waited so long to call him up.
Cashman September 6, 2011 00:41
That’s my argument you douche bag.
robinson cano September 6, 2011 00:40
I can’t do anything right. I play my whole career in shadow of Jeter. Today, I hit a big grand slam & get upstaged by a guy who runs slower than Nick Johnson & can’t play a position.
Mary Carey September 6, 2011 00:49
You can always have Melky’s sloppy seconds.
Careful Observer September 6, 2011 01:05
Anyone else notice Montero runs funny ? trots like a pony.
A-Rod September 6, 2011 23:53
Like a centaur, baby.
Warner Wolf September 6, 2011 01:27
It’s a tad worrisome that he runs like Vladimir Guerrero does now.
CJ September 6, 2011 09:26
Badass photoshop.
Jesus Montero September 6, 2011 09:27
Did you guys see me Smoak those two homeruns?
rocky dijon September 6, 2011 11:16
this Baby jesus swings both ways…to right field and left.
NY Media September 6, 2011 11:22
Is Jesus hitting TOO MANY homeruns? Is he one-dimensional?
It’s certainly a valid debate.
Wallace Matthews September 6, 2011 13:48
The subject of my next column right here! Right after I finish writing this poorly written piece about ARod’s poker addiction and how it will ensure that this team doesn’t make it to the playoffs.
The Truth September 6, 2011 14:48
I thought the subject of your next poorly written column was going to be about how CC Sabathis is going to opt out & leave because the Yankees haven’t won a world series since he’s been here.
Townie Racist Fan September 6, 2011 11:25
When is the motherfucking fan forum gonna come back?
It take that the answer is NEVAAH!
So take the broken link off the god damned header menu!
Laura Posada's tits September 6, 2011 12:28
Looks like I will be having more grope time with pee-pee hands
Sully from bean town September 6, 2011 13:06
NEVAH Be as good as tek NEVAH!!!
Joe Páwlikowski September 6, 2011 15:26
Is it gay if you fantasize about Tek’s balls on your mouth?
Jason Varitek September 6, 2011 20:13
No matter how he is, he’ll never be worthy enough to wear a silly little “c” on his uniform!
Jesus Montero's Jock Strap September 6, 2011 21:55
That “c” stands for cunt. There’s a reason they call you Vagitek.