In reaction to the team’s five-game losing streak and the Rays moving within 3.5 games of the wild card position, Red Sox officials called for an emergency meeting on Sunday night.
In reaction to the team’s five-game losing streak and the Rays moving within 3.5 games of the wild card position, Red Sox officials called for an emergency meeting on Sunday night.
180 Comments
Bret Pedroai September 11, 2011 22:13
Did someone say all hands on dick? Oh wait is this not the Nambla forum…nevahmind
Negrodamus September 11, 2011 22:15
God damn it, you fucked up the name spelling.
You know September 12, 2011 09:11
No one said he was bright!
Brett Pedroia September 12, 2011 11:21
I didn’t know he was 14. Honest!
Father Flanagan September 12, 2011 17:13
He looked no older than 12.
The Knicks are Back. September 13, 2011 02:42
I’m pretty sure the kid was 8 actually. Wow that’s absurd.
Negrodamus September 11, 2011 22:17
They’d be panicking more if the Yanks won those two games against the Orioles, damn it.
I don’t suppose there’s much hope for Hughes Vs. Felix, but the Mariners are awful. So there’s a shot Phil pitchers OK, right?
Felix Hernandez September 11, 2011 23:01
Winning streak? Hahahahaaa!
Negrodamus September 12, 2011 09:50
Your downfall is tonight.
Negrodamus September 13, 2011 09:39
I was correct. Philistines.
Jesus Montero September 12, 2011 14:41
I’m gonna Smoak a homer or two tonight…just watch!
Mariano Rivera September 12, 2011 15:06
Gimme the ball. I’ll throw the ball. Then I’ll take a shower.
Pete Rose September 12, 2011 19:45
Don’t let Pedroia see you in the shower, Mo
DormantUlcer September 11, 2011 22:33
I don’t know what everyone is panicking about. They’re 15 wins from 100 on the year, with 16 remaining. They got this. They are the greatest team ever assembled, after all.
Fucking losers.
Typical Red Sox fan September 12, 2011 08:59
2 championships in 100 years isn’t that bad! STFU!
Typical Red Sox fan September 12, 2011 11:22
2 division titles in 14 years!
Typical Red Sox fan September 12, 2011 15:10
If they screw this up and fall out of it, this will be the third time the Sox have missed the playoffs in six seasons.
Sigh.
Fitzy September 12, 2011 17:18
Yeah, well, we aah the Champions!!!! Baaston is title town!!! YEAHHH!!! In ya face, Noo Yawk!!!! When was the last time the Rangehs won anything????
Typical Red Sox fan September 12, 2011 18:05
What do you mean 100 years? Baseball only started in 2004!
Eduardo Núñez September 11, 2011 22:35
bezt photoshopz inz a while bot gammons need to be beter shade to incorporet same tone stroctore onz image, iz like he in beach bright anz rest inside no look equal bot iz bery good lon time no see gretz photoshop
ohz anz reflection of gamons on table no same hehehehehehe
i wil rebeal my amezin photoshop once we clinch
les go yankees!!!!
Israel September 11, 2011 22:36
The “C” in Varitek’s tit is priceless
Typical female Red sox fan September 12, 2011 12:03
Jason looks all butch and tough! I’d certainly suck his dick!
Dustin Pedroia September 12, 2011 12:03
I have sucked his dick. It’s nothing special.
Jonathan Papelbon September 12, 2011 15:26
You too?!
Francisco Cervelli September 11, 2011 23:03
I know we could do this if I was there to bring some much needed energy to the team. But you fuckers left me out to dry for concussion number 35.
Jesus Montero September 12, 2011 11:23
I’m going to smash Martin’s thumb with a hammer. Don’t worry, I got this!
Austin Romine September 12, 2011 11:24
Like hell you do!
Gary Sanchez September 12, 2011 15:15
Bitch, please.
Jarrod Saltalamacchia September 11, 2011 23:04
We would be way higher in the standings if it wasn’t for the spics.
Theo Epstein September 11, 2011 23:06
Carl Crawford and John Lackey are just a couple of examples of my genius at picking free agents.
Typical Red Sox fan September 11, 2011 23:06
What about Bobby Jenks?
Theo Epstein September 11, 2011 23:06
Him, too! He has been excellent.
Typical Red Sox fan September 11, 2011 23:09
What about that Daisuke Matsuzaka guy? He’s been a big pile of fucking shit!
Theo Epstein September 11, 2011 23:10
Okay, okay, maybe that one didn’t turn out quite like the scouts expected but you can’t win them all.
Smartest GM of all time September 12, 2011 00:22
What about Julio Lugo, Matt Clement, and Mike Cameron?
Theo Epstein September 12, 2011 07:31
I actually didn’t forget Edgar Rentería and Julio Lugo. We paid other teams to take them off of our hands. How cool is that? We pay their salaries and they played for other teams!
Theo Epstein September 12, 2011 07:32
I did forget about Matt Clement. We all did. He had ace-like potential but he made so few appearances that pretty much everyone forgot about him. Thanks for bringing him up! I have to remember to send him a birthday card this year.
Theo Epstein September 12, 2011 07:33
Mike Cameron has been a gamer and a leader. He has just sucked on the field. We are calling this one a wash.
Red Lipsticked Cunt from Progressive Commercial September 12, 2011 12:10
was cameron allowed to use the regular bathroom and water fountain in the clubhouse?
Mike Cameron September 12, 2011 15:07
I’m like 54 years old! Gimme a break!
Brett Pedroia September 12, 2011 15:12
But I bet he has the ball sack of a 14 year old. Gotta love that!
Mike Hunt September 12, 2011 17:21
What about me???
Daisuke Matsuzaka September 12, 2011 12:08
Fuck you!
Carl Crawford September 12, 2011 09:02
Goddamn! Quit blaming me for everything!
David Ortiz September 11, 2011 23:07
Fuck the postseason! Can we talk about my contract extension yet?!
Negrodamus September 12, 2011 02:38
Have you finished your steroids investigation yet?
David Ortiz September 12, 2011 07:34
I’m still trying to figure out who I flunked my tests. I’m going through my receipts right now. It’s a slow process. I’ll be sure to let you know what I find out.
Dominican Milkshake September 12, 2011 11:07
Me and you are a team baby!
The real killer September 12, 2011 13:29
You never gonna find me, fatboy!
Rafael Palmeiro September 11, 2011 23:08
What these guys need are some B vitamins!
Nick Social September 12, 2011 14:12
Yeah. B. B for BEROIDS.
Jim Rice September 12, 2011 00:21
I loved being called a monkey and a nigger when I played. No, really… I did.
Ghost of Tom Yawkey September 12, 2011 00:37
I thought I made myself perfectly clear….NO NIGGERS!
Theo Boy Genius September 12, 2011 00:38
Don’t forget Edgar Renterror
White Guy September 12, 2011 17:24
I just imagined Chan Ho Park trying to pronounce “Edgar Renteria,”
Diarrhea September 12, 2011 18:08
Chan Ho’s busy with me at the moment, in case you’re interested.
Dialea September 12, 2011 18:09
I think you mean me
NESPN on 31/3/11 September 12, 2011 00:50
THE GREATEST TEAM EVER THE 2011 BOSTON RED SOX.
WHY EVEN BOTHER PLAYING 162 GAMES? JUST HAND WS RINGS TO THEM NOW !!!
Pete C. September 12, 2011 05:23
How come fat guy with the C looks pissed? He gotta wait for sloppy seconds after the kid in the striped shirt?
Can we get some clarification from the resident perve?
Eric Ortiz of NESN September 12, 2011 05:28
I still think they can surpass the 1927 or the 1998 Yankees as greatest team ever this season.
Eric Ortiz September 12, 2011 11:36
The Red Sox have won 100 or more games three times in their 110-year existence.
They will make it four in 2011. But this team has the potential to accomplish something even bigger than winning 100 games.
Will the duck boats be rolling through the streets of Boston again next fall?
Bookmakers like the Red Sox’ chances. Current odds put them at 9-2 to win the 2011 World Series. Only the Phillies, at 7-2, are bigger favorites, with the Yankees not far behind at 5-1 shots.
Championships, of course, aren’t won in January. But championship teams are built during the offseason, and Theo Epstein has put together a roster that would make Branch Rickey proud.
Speed. Power. Plate discipline. This lineup has it all. Good luck finding a hole from 1 to 7. Saltalamacchia is a bit of a wild card, but the 25-year-old could be ready for a breakout season. And whoever is the starting shortstop — Scutaro or Lowrie — gives the Red Sox one of the toughest No. 9 hitters in the game.
Besides a potent offensive attack, the Red Sox will boast airtight defense, perhaps the best of any team in baseball.
Youth, experience and versatility will ride the pine like lions waiting to hunt. Depth won’t be a problem, especially with players like Ryan Kalish, Lars Anderson and Josh Reddick on the farm.
In 2010, the Red Sox scored 818 runs (second-most in the majors), or 5.1 per game. They hit 211 home runs (second in MLB) and posted a .790 OPS (tops in MLB). The offense, with even more weapons now, could demolish those numbers.
Yet one run is all it might take to win a game on some days with the starting staff the Red Sox have assembled.
Lester is a Cy Young winner waiting to happen. Beckett will notch more than six victories. Lackey should be better equipped to avoid the one-bad-inning syndrome. Buchholz has become a force. And Dice-K might be the best No. 5 starter ever. The Japanese right-hander is the only pitcher in the rotation who’s never been an All-Star, but this could be the year he ends that streak.
When Red Sox starters have to hand the ball to the bullpen this season, Boston fans won’t have to have to cover their eyes and pray. The weak link in 2010 could be one of the best relief corps in the business.
Every day should feel like Christmas for Curt Young, the new Red Sox pitching coach. The former A’s pitching coach didn’t have anything close to the horses he has now, and Oakland’s staff posted a 3.56 ERA last season, the best in the American League and fourth-best in the majors. Imagine what he can do with a Grade A collection of arms.
The Red Sox were slated to win about 95 games last year. They won 89 despite injuries to Pedroia (a former MVP) and Youkilis (a possible future MVP). Add them back, along with the new players and a healthy Ellsbury, and 100 wins doesn’t just appear plausible. It seems downright inevitable.
So does a date with history.
The 2001 Mariners won 116 regular-season games to set the American League record for most wins in a single season and tie the 1906 Cubs for the major league record (though the North Siders accomplished the feat in 152 games). Both those teams failed to win the World Series. The Cubs lost to the White Sox in six games in the Fall Classic. The Mariners didn’t even make it that far, falling to the Yankees in five games in the ALCS.
The Red Sox have no intention of suffering a similar fate. The way they are constructed, they could surpass the 116-win mark, but nothing less than a World Series title will make Boston happy.
The 2011 Red Sox possess all the pieces to have a season for the ages. If everything falls into place and the breaks go their way, they could do more than set records and become champions. They could do more than take their place on Immortality Peak and end up being mentioned in the same sentence as legendary clubs of the past: the 1929 A’s, the epic Yankees teams of the ‘30s, the 1970 Orioles, the 1976 Reds.
The 2011 Red Sox could accomplish a feat that has never been done. They could unseat the 1927 Yankees as the greatest major league team of all time.
That would be something to celebrate.
Comedy Club September 12, 2011 11:37
You, sir, could have a career in stand-up!
Best sentence evah!! September 12, 2011 13:32
“Youth, experience and versatility will ride the pine like lions waiting to hunt.”
Then mentions Lars Anderson and Ryan Kalish.
Seriously September 12, 2011 13:52
Lions, bitch! Motherfucking lions!
White Guy September 12, 2011 17:27
He was right about Beckett.
Townie Racist Fan September 13, 2011 07:31
The assholes at nesn took down the comments. They were almost as funny as the article.
The Truth September 12, 2011 05:50
Honestly if they don’t make the playoffs we should never let them hear the end of it. From that stupid ass video made in Spring training, to Bill Simmons constant tweets about our pitching staff, to fat ass Peter Abraham taking every shot at the Yanks that he could.
Nabby Brocade September 12, 2011 06:24
I really can understand the frustration of Boston fans and see their disappointment at the team floundering this late in the yeat. Having said that, as inappropriate as some of these comments are , they are also some of the funniest comments I have ever seen.
Good luck to Boston and quick recovery to their injured players. No fun competing if they aren’t at full strength.
Boston fans – grace under pressure.
I hppe we kick your azzes in October, and I hope that you get there to have them kicked.
Joker in Ct
Jobs plan September 12, 2011 06:44
This comment is so gay, I think it might be from the real brett pedroia.
Justin Bieber September 12, 2011 07:40
And I thought I was gay!
Selena Gomez September 12, 2011 15:09
I knew it.
Justin Bieber September 12, 2011 15:15
Yeah, right. You know you got Bieber Fever! That shit is spreading!
Bieber fever September 12, 2011 15:42
I am known in medical textbooks as bacterial vaginosis.
The Truth September 12, 2011 06:50
Why would you want these assholes around? Part of the fum would be watching them cry as they muss the playoffs.
Dude September 12, 2011 07:40
What would make it fun is the crying, screams and tears from the Boston fans if they don’t make the playoffs. Those fuckers can bitch and moan forever.
Jesus Montero September 12, 2011 07:35
I got your Lavarnway lite right here, bitch!
Adrian Gonzalez September 12, 2011 07:36
Wait, so I’m not getting the MVP?
Jarrod Saltalamacchia September 12, 2011 07:38
Ellsbury is getting it, you stupid taco!
Negrodamus September 12, 2011 09:53
Pillsbury is part Injun, isn’t he? Not pureblood either.
Winnebago Chiefs September 12, 2011 11:06
Ellsbury is definitely getting the MVP!
Verne Schillinger September 12, 2011 11:11
The whole team is full of mud people.
Lord Voldemort September 12, 2011 17:25
Not pureblood, you say?
Filthy Mudblood.
Pete C. September 12, 2011 07:50
Nabby Brocade? Wonder where that came from?
Hey do you clap and say nice try when Ortiz or Pedroia strike out, just to show what a good
sport you are.
I bet you even agreed with the NESN booth assholes when Lackey(there’s a name)hit
Cervelli cuz he clapped his hands after his homer.
Nabby Ted Williams #9 September 12, 2011 17:17
No I only clap when I watch your mother swallow a mouthful of my spunk like a hungry seal. Posted the comment o see how you cynical assholes would respond to a favorable comment. just like I thought bottom feeders and haters.
I hope they all sprain their ankles or get their periods or whatever keeps their underachieving asses out of the playoffs. It was only a matter of time til the crying started. the only difference between 100 years of history is the two titles that Boston got through steroids abuse. Other than that they are still the lameass , september folding, crybaby, frat boy, dick smoking bunch of pushovers that they have always been. From the moon-faced Papelbum, the self-proclaimed best reliever ever to his bimbo wife, to the other moon faced steroid popping half player that is fuego loco from steroids abuse. they are all bums.
See you in 5 years in the brain cancer ward.
Laughable and paranoid – whining about not playing when they played an NL team, and Bobo the manager consoling him like it waa conspiracy against the Red Socks. Give me a break.
Every year my fellow Yankee fans and I have a pool – how many days after their first August injury will the Red Socks whining and complaining start. Every year someone wins. it is like the sun coming up in the morning.
Chump players. Stupid manager. Overrated untalented Gm. and a bunch of fans, not all of them mind you, but a real turd brained, biased, bunch of cretins.
Hey – i’ll be clapping in a minute. Your mom just shit in your grandmother’s mouth. That’s her move that tells me she’ll be taking my load in a minute. Hey Pete c. , or is it Petsey. I’m clapping! Im clapping. Want a picture of your mom with a milk mustache? give her a kiss when she gets home , right on the lips. Like always.
Pete C. September 13, 2011 05:21
asswipe
The Truth September 12, 2011 07:58
If they colapsed honestly I would tweet that homo Simmons every day until next season started. They could never talk shit about 2004 ever again. In fact it would make the 2007 Mets look tame in comparison. Just think they would have two of the worst collapses in history on their resume 1978 & then this.
R-Dawg September 12, 2011 13:29
tell that lil’ jimmy who’s boss…
Typical Red Sox fan September 12, 2011 08:45
A-Rod is still a douche!
Derek Jeter September 12, 2011 08:46
Tell us something we don’t know!
Minka Kelly September 12, 2011 13:29
Jeety pooh’s a douche too!
Derek Jeter September 12, 2011 13:57
STFU, whore! I bought you a helicopter! You never even returned my Justin Bieber concert DVDs, asshole!
Rebecca Black September 12, 2011 15:18
Did you get the CDs I sent you
Minka Kelly September 12, 2011 16:16
Derek has an unnatural obsession with Justin Bieber and anal sex. He made me wear a strap-on to fuck him in the ass while we watched Justin Bieber videos.
Derek Jeter September 12, 2011 16:17
WTF? You know you signed papers keeping this confidential. Bitch, I told you what would happen if you ever told anyone. Now I’ve got to cut you and bury you in the swamp.
Bobo Francona September 12, 2011 17:20
I hope it doesn’t come out about Derek shitting in my mouth and me taking some of the load and putting it in the chili on the Red Sox buffet table in the clubhouse.
Oh what have I done?
the internetz September 12, 2011 17:32
Two guys, one cup.
A-Rod September 12, 2011 08:46
Huh? Anyone want to play some cards!
Pete C. September 12, 2011 19:29
yeah, me.
Joe Girardi's binder September 12, 2011 08:47
Don’t worry! I’ll screw things up for New York! Just you wait!
Curt Schilling September 12, 2011 08:47
Okay, okay, it was just ketchup!
Manny Banuelos September 12, 2011 08:48
Just wait, fuckers, until I get to the show! Your team is really going to be screwed them!
Dellin Betances September 12, 2011 08:50
Yeah, bro, we’re going to kill it!
Phil Hughes September 12, 2011 08:50
Don’t forget about me!
Manny Banuelos September 12, 2011 08:51
Holy shit, you suck!
Phil Hughes September 12, 2011 15:10
You wish.
AJ Burnett September 12, 2011 08:51
Josh Beckett is hurt again?! That fucker is always hurt. He was hurt all the time when we played together on the Marlins. He isn’t contributing to the success of his team like I am!
CJ September 12, 2011 08:52
This is why I love NoMaas. Who else would ever post a picture like this?
Eric Gagne September 12, 2011 08:54
The Sox would be killing it if they still had me!
Kevin Youkilis September 12, 2011 09:04
Miss me yet? I’ll be back to sweat all over home plate real soon!
Kevin Youkilis September 12, 2011 15:12
And grace you all with my beautiful batting stance.
Kevin Youkilis September 13, 2011 10:12
You know you guys envy my stance, the one that looks like I’m battling diarrhea every at bat.
Chan Ho Park September 13, 2011 14:52
I know the feering, dialea is not nice
Typical female Red Sox fan September 12, 2011 09:08
Even I have to admit that the Sox seem to draft, sign and trade for the ugliest bunch of fuckers around. Beckett? Youkilis? Papelbon? Pedroia? Seriously? Faces only a mother could love.
John Lackey September 12, 2011 15:01
Don’t forget me!
John Lackey's mom September 12, 2011 15:20
Even I don’t love your face, dear.
Bobo Francona September 12, 2011 17:25
I can tell you for certain, their mothers do love them. But we do take out sisters on road trips if the mother doesn’t want to travel, or is riding the red pony. other than that they are real mother humpers. Literally! Seriously!
For video see my website – Papelfool in chaps riding his mother like a runaway bronc, and Pedroia likcing his scrot while he sends it in. 50% off since Pap can only get 50% aroused.
Dustin Pedroia September 12, 2011 17:37
I for one find that stare he gives opponents while on the mound is very arousing. He does the same thing in bed too, in case you were wondering.
Townie Racist Fan September 13, 2011 07:35
you forgot butt-holetz
whocarestom September 12, 2011 09:30
Baseball Gods,
Please let the Red Sox choke their way out of the playoffs and into infamy. It’ll make up for A.J. Burnett.
David Ortiz September 12, 2011 09:56
Of course it’s time to panic! Fuck this!
David Ortiz's Hands September 12, 2011 13:50
Don’t let Lackey see you clapping me hundreds of times per at bat. He might throw at your head!
Jonathan Papelbon September 12, 2011 11:13
I deserve a higher salary than Mo!
Daniel Bard September 12, 2011 11:14
Huh? We don’t need you!
Matt Albers September 12, 2011 11:14
We don’t need you either, motherfucker!
Alfredo Aceves September 12, 2011 11:15
My back is fine and I can start, close, pour beers, whatever. Just don’t let me ride a bike and I’ll be fine.
Alfredo Aceves September 12, 2011 17:50
I even serve and clean up the post-game spread, shine shoes and wash/fold the team’s uni’s.
Sal Fasano September 12, 2011 11:39
I’m available
Brett Pedroia September 12, 2011 13:53
Grrrrrrrrr…..
Boston Dirt Dogs September 12, 2011 12:14
Curiously few posts from us lately…
Yankees fan September 12, 2011 12:51
I like some of the pictures the Dirt Dogs come up with but these fuckers almost never post after losses anymore. They used to do updates every weekday but forget about it now.
Peter Gammons September 12, 2011 13:40
This team has lots of gritty players. Lots of grit. I was telling this to Varitek in bed this morning.
Jason Varitek September 12, 2011 13:42
It’s true, he was.
Jason Varitek September 12, 2011 17:28
Of course I couldn’t comment then because I had my lips wrapped around his Fenway frank. I lick it in the shape of a C, cuz i’m the captain.
sinking ship? Yeah, so what ; I’m still captain.
White Guy September 12, 2011 17:33
Floss, Pete. That wll get the grit out.
R2-D2 September 12, 2011 13:55
EWWWWWWW lemon party at fenway
Killer B's, Montero, Romine, Nunez, Hughes, Robertson, Gardner September 12, 2011 14:19
Get used to us Red Sox Nation, we’ll be kicking your sorry asses for years to come…..the future, is bright.
Typical Yankee Hater September 12, 2011 15:21
The Yankees have no homegrown players!!!! They buy all their championships!!!! YANKEES SUK
Bobo Francona September 12, 2011 17:33
What he said.Yeah,.
Signed,
Ortiz
Matsuzake
Lackey
Beckett
Cameron
Scutaro
Renteria
V Martinez
A Gonzalez
Crawford
Saltimacchia
Drew
P Martinez
Lowell
more to come …running out of room
Eduardo Núñez September 12, 2011 22:07
WORD OP!
Nick Social September 12, 2011 14:21
Great photoshop, Nomaas.
Jason varitek September 12, 2011 14:32
There’s NO photoshop in that picture. That’s real!
Peter Gammons September 12, 2011 15:33
Photoshop??? I’m just wondering how NoMaas found that picture of me flexing.
Clay Buccholz September 12, 2011 15:03
Why are you writing all that on the whiteboard?! I have some laptops you can borrow!
Theo Epstein September 12, 2011 15:43
What did you expect us to use? A black board? Ha hahahahahahahha!
Mandingo September 12, 2011 16:11
My dick has been in Heidi Watney’s ass. Take that Varitek! She almost fainted when she saw my cock. I guess you weren’t taking care of business.
Oh, I also rammed Hazel Mae. She was cool though. I won’t say more about her.
The truth September 12, 2011 16:17
All you need to know about this fan base is in this question posed to Nick Cafardo of the Boston Globe today:
With the Red Sox in or headed for free fall, does it come as any surprise that Joe Torre is over the umpires?
Charles, Peoria, Ill.
Honestly the rotation sucks ass, no one on your team is hitting, your bullpen is a sieve & somehow Joe Torre is doing this to you. Please Tampa finish them.
Joe Torre September 12, 2011 16:46
No……its true, I’m fucking them.
Mandingo September 12, 2011 17:33
Yeah, and I’m fucking their wives and girlfriends!
I won’t fuck Pedroia’s boyfriend though no matter how many times he asks.
Joe Torre September 12, 2011 17:40
i’ve been fucking Yuk and Francona for years.
Papelbon..no way. I only let him give me head.
and Pedroia – never . He’d enjoy it too much.and follow me around.
Justin Smoak September 12, 2011 17:08
Remember when Seattle wanted me instead of Montero? LOL
Seattle Moroners Organization September 12, 2011 17:59
Well what do you expect? We’re morons, remember?
Cliff Lee September 12, 2011 20:35
Ahh…good times.
Jesus Montero September 12, 2011 20:47
See you in the World Series.
Cliff Lee September 12, 2011 21:33
For my sake I hope so. I can’t seem to beat anyone else in World Series games but you guys!
that guy that ran naked during the yankees mariners game last year and who got an ice cream comb while in prison thanks to the friendly police in Seattle, Washington September 12, 2011 22:02
I ran, it was a metaphor, I was trying to illustrate how it felt to be a fan of the Mariners, they take everything away from you and leave you naked and alone to defend yourself from the adversity of an underachieving team, if God had a heart and cared he would send fire over the brass of the Mariners team and send us a savior to lead us out of the gates of hell.
ladamerci
rocky dijon September 13, 2011 09:59
release Variteck and Crawford. Then fire Epstein for the epic disasters that are his pitching staff.