Remember when I said that if someone was found to be taking steroids that they should be banned from the game for a year? Remember that shit? Well, don’t worry guys, I’m still trying to find out why I flunked that test. It’s probably B vitamins or something, I’m sure. But I’ll be sure to let you know after I finish my investigation.
By the way that press conference is when? It’s been two years you fat piece of hypocritical shit. Or has the media’s free pass made you bullet proof again?
55 Comments
Mandingo September 4, 2011 16:26
That wench Minka was dragging a brother down. Use and abuse white wimmin’ only.
Your local KKK rep September 5, 2011 09:38
That’s what I’m talking about! Hey, wait a second. . .
Jesus Montero September 4, 2011 16:27
I’m bored.
Jesus Montero September 4, 2011 17:18
4-0 whilst I grace the team with my presence.
Jesus Montero September 5, 2011 09:37
And on the seventh day, My father created the New York Yankees!
Eduardo Núñez September 4, 2011 16:30
I be DH today anz gotz Hit i keepz producin bot get no nomaas lob motherfockers
Nick Social September 4, 2011 17:06
Pay attention, Nomaas.
Nunez time to shine!
Big Fan September 4, 2011 17:21
Nunez time to shine!
Can’t wait to see this guy in the playoffs!
Derek Jeter September 4, 2011 16:50
Tell me how my ass taste.
Harsh Reality September 4, 2011 16:59
Santorum?
CC Sabathia September 4, 2011 17:01
like Cap’n Crunch
Brett Pedroia September 4, 2011 19:16
I wish you asked that question about 30 years ago
Joe Páwlikowski September 6, 2011 15:38
Like warm apple pie. :)
ARod September 4, 2011 17:10
FUCK!!!! I hit a fucking homerun
John Lackey September 4, 2011 17:22
Why can’t these assholes field behind me?
John Lackey September 4, 2011 17:33
Why am I so ugly?
Dr. Ben Dover September 5, 2011 11:43
Son, just because you look like a moray eel doesn’t mean you have to abuse other players. Beauty comes from the inside.
Francisco Cervelli September 4, 2011 17:33
Why do you get pissed off when I clap my hands at home plate?
John Lackey September 4, 2011 18:40
Why? Because I’m ugly, goddamn!
The Truth September 4, 2011 17:51
They all hate your guts. They call you Gomer Pyle and beat with you pillow cases filled with soap for a reason.
Ki m Last September 6, 2011 15:39
Ugly lumps
Jorge Posada September 4, 2011 17:46
With Montero up I am now the most useless piece of shit on the team. Soriano is a close second though at least I am gone after this season.
Laura Posada September 5, 2011 09:36
About time, bitch! You’ve got a lot of chores to do around the house, asshole! I’m going to spend my time managing the maids and the pool boy.
Derek September 4, 2011 18:39
Fuck Minka!
Minka Kelly September 4, 2011 19:55
You already did, baby … multiple times ;)
Derek September 4, 2011 21:41
Is that why you left?
Dom mazzetti September 6, 2011 01:08
two words: overtime
A.J. Burnett September 4, 2011 18:41
Don’t worry, guys. I’ll be sure to fuck up this winning streak when I pitch next week.
Phil Hughes September 5, 2011 09:35
I hear that!
Joe Girardi September 4, 2011 19:01
And my final decision is…….A SIX MAN ROTATION.
lulz. troll’d you guys.
The Binder September 5, 2011 09:34
What the fuck are you doing?
Bartolo Colon September 4, 2011 19:54
I’m HUNGRY
Weight Watchers September 5, 2011 09:26
Look us up! We can help you!
Laura Posada September 6, 2011 00:38
I love him just the way he is, bitch.
Derek's mustard colored suits September 4, 2011 20:05
Bitch, I still got this. And yes, I still rock small tie knots covered by large, over sized shirt collars…
Curtis Granderson September 4, 2011 23:15
Remember when everyone said I could never learn to hit lefties?
Jonathan Papelbon September 5, 2011 09:27
Remember when everyone said I was an asshole?
The Truth September 5, 2011 10:11
You still are. Nice to see you bounce back in a contract year.
Dustin Pedroia September 5, 2011 09:29
Remember when everyone said I was a midget? Well, I’m still short.
David Ortiz September 5, 2011 09:31
Remember when I said that if someone was found to be taking steroids that they should be banned from the game for a year? Remember that shit? Well, don’t worry guys, I’m still trying to find out why I flunked that test. It’s probably B vitamins or something, I’m sure. But I’ll be sure to let you know after I finish my investigation.
Manny Ramirez September 5, 2011 09:31
Hey, let me know what you find out! Dude, we really killed the Yanks in the middle 90′s. I wonder why?
Negrodamus September 5, 2011 12:15
Uh, mid-00′s, not mid-90′s. Are you high again?
The Truth September 5, 2011 10:12
By the way that press conference is when? It’s been two years you fat piece of hypocritical shit. Or has the media’s free pass made you bullet proof again?
OJ Simpson September 6, 2011 01:32
I’ll help!
Don Zimmer September 5, 2011 09:33
Remember when Pedro kicked my ass?!
Red Sox Nation? More like Douchebag Nation. September 5, 2011 11:34
I bet he’s really proud of beating up a decrepit old man.
Kevin Youkilis September 5, 2011 09:28
Remember when everyone said I was the ugliest, most disgusting creature on the face of the planet?
John Lackey September 5, 2011 11:19
No, I AM!
Kevin Youkilis September 5, 2011 12:28
Yeah, you are!
John Lackey September 5, 2011 12:35
Even my mother says so!
Kevin Youkilis September 5, 2011 15:22
My wife is an escort/stripper. Even she wouldn’t do you!
Dustie Pedroia September 5, 2011 11:51
What about me? I am short, follically challenged, with weirdly sunken eyes and a head shaped like a light bulb.
Dustin Pedroia September 5, 2011 12:29
You ever notice that shit that I do constantly wiht my nose and mouth where it looks like I can’t breathe? Goddamn, I suck!
Sensitive RAB Guy September 5, 2011 12:13
and yet, somehow in the “top 5 most handsome current Jewish MLBers”…
Joe Páwlikowski September 6, 2011 15:39
Remember when I said I didn’t like man ass and licking taint?