Time to switch focus from laughing at the biggest bust in baseball history to the ultimate task at hand — the Yankees winning #28.
NoMaas will be with you all the way through….
Make sure to check out our Live Game Chat, which will no doubt be hopping with fellow fans when the first pitch is thrown.
Let’s go Yanks.
Enter the playoffs.
And here’s a little something to get you ready:
78 Comments
Brandon September 30, 2011 00:01
No breakdowns or predictions? Yankees in Four
Jonathan Papelbon September 30, 2011 10:19
Tigers in seven.
Ki m Last September 30, 2011 15:59
Lumps in 3
BEN KABACK, Jr, MTA lover September 30, 2011 16:29
Jews in 5
BadAssBillyCurtis September 30, 2011 23:05
I truly love what I started.
Brett Pedroia October 1, 2011 12:16
I’m at my local high school. Teabag in 10 seconds.
FBI October 1, 2011 14:32
Brett Pedroia,
The pedophilia comments aren’t funny anymore. In fact, they are downright unfunny. Try a different act.
Brett Pedroia October 1, 2011 16:56
I like 14 year old boys. Just saying.
Taxpayer October 1, 2011 17:04
What’s the FBI doing hanging around the comments section of NoMaas? No wonder why it took 10 years to get Bin Laden – government workers don’t do shit!
verlander September 30, 2011 00:03
Apparently I can walk on water and change water to wine.
Every “expert” is picking the TIgers.
Suck it.
Austin Jackson September 30, 2011 00:15
I’m a supastar.
Brian S. September 30, 2011 00:33
Don’t superstars usually have a wRC+ over 90?
Jesus Montero September 30, 2011 00:45
Keep telling yourself that, kid.
The Obvious September 30, 2011 00:18
Williams dies in this movie! He was the coolest bad-ass though.
[some dude just got brutally taken care of]
Han: Are you shocked Mr Williams?
Williams: Only at how sloppy your man works.
Terry Francona September 30, 2011 00:23
Any one need a manager or bench coach? I just got shit-canned!!!!!!
*CUE THE 3 STOOGES MUSIC*
John Henry September 30, 2011 00:25
Not yet!
Fabulous Sox Fan September 30, 2011 08:09
LEAVE THE SOX ALONE! CAN’T YOU SEE WE’VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH? YOU AR EALL JERKS1!!
Boston Psychiatrist September 30, 2011 10:08
My apologies, but I have to cancel your appointment today- I’m talking three of you dummies off of the ledge of the Prudential Building. Plus, on a totally unrelated note, I’ve got Yankee tickets tonight! Score!
A-Gon September 30, 2011 10:21
Fuck it, I’m going to the buffet.
Ted Williams' Tuna Can Neck September 30, 2011 15:13
Tito will have a job next year bringing Girardi his coffee.
Mrs Cashman September 30, 2011 00:30
Detroit in 4
Osama September 30, 2011 00:34
So is RAB the place for pussies and 12 year olds? I assume nomaas is for the fan that doesnt get butthurt and has snot drippin down his nose when someone calls him a name via text. Is this it, essentally?
BEN KABACK, Jr, MTA lover September 30, 2011 02:58
We dont like A-rabs here
Pete C. September 30, 2011 05:18
Said a son of abraham.
Bexy September 30, 2011 16:00
Aren’t I ugly?
Brett Pedroia October 1, 2011 12:34
I don’t know? Are you 13?
Mickey Tettleton September 30, 2011 00:36
Can I play?
Allen Trammel September 30, 2011 01:39
Me too, I wanna play..
ESPN 'writers' September 30, 2011 00:40
We all predict a Tigers vs Rangers ALCS. We are a bunch of bitter, decrepit, old fools!
ESPN Experts September 30, 2011 21:50
All of us can’t be wrong every time!
John Lackey September 30, 2011 00:43
I’m pissed the Sox didn’t make the postseason because now I have to go home to my cancer-ridden wife and divorce her while she’s in an emotionally and physically compromised state. I can’t deal with this crap right now, her whining about her freaking cancer is nothing compared to our epic september collapse. Why can’t she understand that??
Mark Teixeira September 30, 2011 00:46
After my two homers yesterday, I’m all set for the postseason! Time to go 0-for-23!!!
So/Ro/Mo September 30, 2011 00:55
Imagine if the SP shit the beds in every game and we end up not making a difference whatsoever. LOL!
Nick Swisher September 30, 2011 01:07
Whelp…. that’s it for me.. see you guys next year
Ponyboy Curtis September 30, 2011 01:35
Rumble ?? (Gulp)
Carl Crawford September 30, 2011 01:36
Can I leave if I give back the money??
Theo Epstein September 30, 2011 10:11
No, Carl, you can’t. Though you can give some of it to the Terry Francona Relief Fund, seeing as how your sub-par play landed his ass in the unemployment line.
Eduardo Núñez September 30, 2011 01:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPNpJX8b-bc
Who eber bot dis highlite
TSJC September 30, 2011 16:01
My SPIC
BEN KABACK, Jr, MTA lover October 1, 2011 22:32
Can I bang your bulbous butt, TSJC?
Posada September 30, 2011 01:44
I hope I play second base again. That was cool!
Kenny Rodgers September 30, 2011 01:46
Your lucky me and my pine tar, shit stain, pitching hand aren’t playing..
Thomas Magnum P.I September 30, 2011 01:49
You know who I’m rooting for… now I’m off to blow Higgans.
Pedro Feliciano September 30, 2011 02:04
So if the Yankees win a world series I get a ring?? And I still get paid…. oh man, I want to thank the good lord for making me a Yankee, and Randy Levine.
NYMets Organization September 30, 2011 02:06
Don’t forget us! We made you into who you are today
AJ Burnett September 30, 2011 02:09
Who’s got 2 thumbs and don’t have to pitch? This guy! Wait, you can’t see me can you?
Pedro Feliciano September 30, 2011 02:12
Das right (smiles)
HAW HAY September 30, 2011 03:51
I’m starting bitches! Where’s your Jesus now!
Theo Epstein September 30, 2011 10:14
Mr. Posada: I’m looking for overpaid, under-performing position players. Any chance you’d like to sign with Boston next year? I’ll give you a huge contract and blame the manager if you suck next year!
AJ Burnett September 30, 2011 18:45
I am here Mr. Epstein!
Scott Proctor September 30, 2011 18:45
Theo,
I can help you knock the Yankees out next year….
AJ Burnett September 30, 2011 15:13
If I’m used out of the bullpen, good luck catching me!!
nick September 30, 2011 10:28
here are the “experts” predictions again http://espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs/2011/story/_/id/7036552/mlb-espn-postseason-predictions
R2-D2 September 30, 2011 10:57
Francona fired
Yanks in 3
Some White Guy From Michigan September 30, 2011 13:19
Detroit? It’s still there???
Maris Guy September 30, 2011 14:28
Welcome to the only month that matters.
Brett Pedroia October 1, 2011 12:33
September? Because that’s when school starts?
Ken Singleton September 30, 2011 14:35
Look out!
Susan Waldman September 30, 2011 18:47
Oh my Gawd! I have never seen anything like this in my whole lifetime!
Roger Clemens September 30, 2011 18:47
Suzie,
Quit squirming so I can stick you in the butt (with my supa needle).
munson's mustache September 30, 2011 14:49
you cocksmokes better fuckin hit in the postseason..(tex..swisher..arod..)..i’m sick of your shit..and c.c. …fuckin’ pitch like you’re an ace you fat bastard!!
Alex Rodriguez October 1, 2011 12:32
Fuck all, y’all! I carried the team in 2009. If it weren’t for me, the Yanks wouldn’t have won jack fucking shit!
Tell that fucking horseface and his buddy with the swivel neck who can’t throw, what’s his name, Bisher, to actually do something in the postseason for once, goddamn!
Hideki Matsui October 1, 2011 15:39
あなたが吸う …
John Henry September 30, 2011 14:56
Red Sox in 3.
John Henry October 1, 2011 12:29
Yacht in 1.
NY Smoker's quit line September 30, 2011 14:59
Ms Johnson, you have lung cancer…
Oh also, you are dirty and gross and your kids will be happier with you gone.
Kids October 1, 2011 17:08
Do you have life insurance? Probably not, huh?
Jerrodd Saltimycockia September 30, 2011 15:15
Don’t forget the filthy spic teammates that caused our epic collapse
Jesus Montero September 30, 2011 15:15
Boone fucking Logan almost broke my fucking finger!
Ben Ka bak's Dad September 30, 2011 16:04
I want to sue Crawford for Tito.
Mark Teixeira September 30, 2011 16:27
“We don’t hang Divisional Series banners. We don’t hang American League Championship banners. We hang World Series Championship banners.”
Brett Pedroia October 1, 2011 12:28
What Mark really needs to hang are some hits in the playoffs for the Yankees. Him and Swish can hang my laundry.
DormantUlcer September 30, 2011 20:02
Shit, I wish they had John Saxon in the rotation.
Laaaaaaaaaaaame October 1, 2011 00:10
Game postponed because of rain?
Laaaaaaaaaaaame
Joe Camel October 1, 2011 10:46
http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2011_1001henry_heads_to_hospital_after_yacht_mishap
lol
The Jimmy Fund October 1, 2011 12:00
Please suppoort the Jimmy Fund so we can remove clubhouse cancers like Kevin Youkilis.
Phil Mickelson October 1, 2011 13:05
Too bad those Red Sox players didn’t collapse when we played a quick round yesterday.
NyPost October 1, 2011 22:52
Nova Fisters Tigers!