It’s that time again. The braintrust is assembled. The board room is full. Our backs are shaved.
We will soon unveil our list of offseason recommendations. Stay tuned as the tradition continues.
It’s that time again. The braintrust is assembled. The board room is full. Our backs are shaved.
We will soon unveil our list of offseason recommendations. Stay tuned as the tradition continues.
36 Comments
Brian S. October 21, 2011 00:19
Not a lot needs changing. We need a starting pitcher and maybe a bench piece or two because the lineup and bullpen are set.
Randy Levine October 21, 2011 00:36
CJ Wilson or Yu Darvish?
or…
Albert Pujols or Prince Fielder???
Super Genius Baseball Guy October 21, 2011 22:57
Trade A-Rod to Theo for Zambrano.
Trade Tex to the Mets for Bobby Bonilla.
Move Jeter to third.
Sign Reyes to a 4 year deal.
Sign Prince to a 4 year deal.
Abolish the grooming policy.
Randy Levine October 22, 2011 02:11
Get to it, Brian!!
Yu Darvish October 21, 2011 00:39
Please let it be me.
Negrodamus October 21, 2011 00:46
Trade Tex, sign Pujols. Darvish and Wilson. Bam, 2009 all over again.
No trade clause October 21, 2011 01:03
LOL!
Matzo October 21, 2011 13:36
Tex has a no trade clause. Think a little bit. Pujols is also OLDER and that’s on his birth certificate.
Cartman October 21, 2011 09:44
Nice subtle use of the NAMBLA headquarters in the photoshop. Its in Montgomery, not Boise though. You should stop by sometime.
Brett Pedroia October 21, 2011 16:32
I’m a platinum member.
Joe Páwlikowski October 25, 2011 10:46
I had my interview last week. Cross the fingers.
Rich Mahogany October 21, 2011 10:57
Is Barry Bonds available?
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate October 21, 2011 12:16
Can’t wait to watch the Phillies once again trade a bat boy and a few single A prospects for somebody like Albert Pujols – who will then talk about how his life long dream was to play in the paradise that is Philadelphia.
Brian S October 21, 2011 13:37
He’s not on Houston. Houston is out of talent.
Brian S. October 21, 2011 15:26
The fuck is this? Fuck you imposter.
Brian S. October 21, 2011 16:34
You’re both impostors. I am Brian S.
Brain Ass October 21, 2011 16:38
I am Brian S. on drugs.
Brianna S. October 21, 2011 16:40
I am Brian S.’s ugly twin sister.
Brian the Dog from Family Guy October 21, 2011 16:42
I am Brian too, and I smell ass.
Brian's Song October 21, 2011 16:51
still makes me cry.
Brien Taylor October 21, 2011 16:51
still make me cry.
Brain October 22, 2011 02:16
What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try and take over the world!
Brian S. October 21, 2011 16:57
No you’re not. Fuck you.
Matrix October 21, 2011 18:34
Fuck *you*, asshole!
/punches out Bill Duke
Brian S. October 21, 2011 18:51
No, fake Brian S, fuck you. For years, I have striven to be the one and only Brian S. How dare you try to take that from me.
Brian S. October 21, 2011 21:18
Bullshit you are not a Brian S. I am the only Brian S. on Nomaas.
Brian S. October 21, 2011 22:32
I am the one and only Brian S. You are a charlatan.
Brian S. October 21, 2011 23:38
I was Brian before but then some other guy posted under Brian so i added the S and now you added the S. You are a jerk.
Brian S. October 22, 2011 03:08
You are one delusional little man, fake Brian S.
Routine Groundball October 22, 2011 07:35
Okay, you’re both Brian S.
Maybe it matters a bit less than you think.
Peacemaker October 24, 2011 09:28
Apparently, “Brian S.” is not sufficiently distinctive. I suggest you gentlemen come up with more elaborate monikers by which to distinguish yourselves. Might I humbly offer “Brian Shithead” and “Brian Schmuck”?
RimJob Mike October 22, 2011 09:14
Sell Soriano to the Libyans.
Adam Dunn October 24, 2011 09:00
Do you guys still have a hard on for me??
Brett Pedroia October 24, 2011 14:54
That depends… how old are you?
Steve from Bayside aka Bulldog Cakes October 25, 2011 07:08
what do you mean still?
Steve Somers October 25, 2011 10:47
Will you bake me a pie?