With the Yankees on the brink of elimination, our lonely eyes turn to Mr. Electric Stuff, Mr. 82.5 Million Dollars….the one and only AJ Burnett.
While it’s a scary thought for Yankees fans everywhere to see this guy take the mound, nevermind in an elimination game, we’ve decided to give everyone a little hope going into Game 4.
The reason for this hope is if you look at Burnett’s peripherals, he’s actually pitched better than he did in 2010 and similarly to his performance of 2009. Look at the numbers below:
May we direct your attention to Burnett’s HR/FB % (percentage of flyballs that end up being HRs)? Look at the jump in 2011 compared to his previous two seasons in New York. That is the reason for his inflated ERA.
Now, you can go two ways with this. If you are of a sabermetric persuasion, you would say that this jump in HR/FB% is more random than anything and not representative of AJ’s true skill level. This is why xFIP (which normalizes HR/FB%) calls bullsh** and says Burnett is really a sub-4.00 pitcher. If you are not of the sabermetric persuasion, then praying doesn’t hurt.




49 Comments
Negrodamus October 4, 2011 01:34
So…we’re fucked?
The worst part is that fucking toad-looking motherfucker laughing his ass off at them as they prove him right.
Groovitude October 4, 2011 01:49
And do you know what helps suppress homers? A big f’n park.
Let’s win this thing.
Rafael Soriano October 4, 2011 03:40
LOL!
AJ Burnett October 4, 2011 02:00
If I make it through 7 with a lead you will apologize and never once talk shit….deal?
Iván Manuel Nova Guance October 4, 2011 11:01
Let’s bring this back home, mang!
Joe Girardi October 4, 2011 20:33
Keep calm and AJ on (takes 40 vicodin)
Gregory House October 4, 2011 22:37
It’s never lupus.
Brandon October 4, 2011 02:41
Jaret Wright Part II. Hopefully the Orioles can take him.
Careful Observer October 4, 2011 03:22
None of this bring back CC for Game 5 nonsense please.
Nova for Game 5.
Sensitive RAB Guy October 4, 2011 14:19
Careful, Observer
Dear Jesús.... October 4, 2011 03:35
http://nomaas.org/images/burnett_prayer.jpg
Mike Francesser October 4, 2011 03:46
Sabathier didn’t have it last night, we’ve got Nover Game 5 and Phil Yews out of the pen if AJ can’t go past the 5th inning.
Top of da hour, heres the Minkman, back aftah this.
Mike Francessa October 4, 2011 04:29
Coming up, we gotta ixclusive intahview with Georgia Roddy. Back aftah dis.
Chris Russo October 4, 2011 09:26
hee heee heee Mikol.
Jesus October 4, 2011 08:53
Instead of praying to me, how about playing me?
Mark Teixeira October 4, 2011 13:22
You can have my spot, not Posada’s. I’m getting vastly outhit by a 40-year-old.
Jorge Posada October 4, 2011 22:45
Damn straight, horseface!!
Aj Burnett October 4, 2011 09:35
Relax, I got this. Seriously relax.
CC Sabathia October 4, 2011 09:36
I’m gonna look good in a Phillies uniform next year. Se Ya!
Colbert Michael Hamels October 4, 2011 10:58
That’s fine because I’m going to look great in pinstripes in 2013, fattie!
Russell Martin. October 4, 2011 13:10
You’re going to look like a big fat candy cane.
Allan James Burnett October 4, 2011 10:56
It’s going to be good AJ tonight!
Michael Kay October 4, 2011 12:23
Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez!
Carsten Charles Sabathia!
Andrew Eugene Pettitte!
Brett Pedroia October 5, 2011 09:41
Jimmy Charles Bennett Jr
Aiden Anthony McMichael
Tommy Smith
Allan James Burnett October 4, 2011 10:57
It’s going to be bad AJ tonight!
Red Sox Lineup October 4, 2011 11:16
We don’t know about the Tigers lineup, but if we could hit the long ball tomorrow, we’ll finish playing somewhere around 3 under par.
Kevin Youkilis October 4, 2011 11:51
I hate that injun, Ellsbury!
John Henry October 4, 2011 11:52
Who left the banana peel on my yacht?
Theo October 4, 2011 11:52
I’m going to the Cubs. Fuck this!
Detective Foster October 4, 2011 12:21
We’re not gonna fall for the banana peel in the tailpipe.
The Guy who sits next to you in the subway and looks at you but changes his eyes to some other point when you look back October 4, 2011 12:57
Listen to this AJ interview
makes you pull for the guy
NY = NY has not seen yet what AJ Burnett can do he says he will
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/09/29/sweeny-30-good-minutes-with-yankees-a-j-burnett/
Mariano Rivera October 4, 2011 14:35
There’s a good chance that this series will end with me having thrown exactly 3 pitches.
Keep waiting for that save situation, Joe!
Value October 4, 2011 15:19
This is why Closers are overpaid. They only come in when the odds of winning are extremely high!
Mariano Rivera October 4, 2011 16:58
What separates me from the rest of the closers is, Class. I have it, they don’t. I don’t have a gimmicky beard, talk crap, pump my fists or pull my shirt out and laugh after a save. I just bring my A game and my class, day in and day out. Stay classy fellas!
Jon Papelbon October 4, 2011 17:33
I have an anus mouth. No class, though; just the anus mouth.
Dan Bard October 4, 2011 18:11
I just took your job sucka!
Valverde, K-Rod, Gagne October 4, 2011 17:39
You forgot about goggles.
Brian Cashman's Vocabulary October 4, 2011 15:59
Let the process play out. I’ve been doing my due diligence all year.
nick October 4, 2011 16:42
AJ’s got this! have faith!
Mandingo October 4, 2011 18:10
In 6 hours, the Yankees will be _________.
For me, I think preparing for Game 5.
Just saying October 4, 2011 18:43
Hells yeah!
Nomaas fan that wants to make fun of RAB October 4, 2011 18:49
THAT I BELIEVE IN AJ ART IS PURE CRAP!!!
Brian Cashman October 4, 2011 19:05
We fucking are the casino
bitch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpkVJTXJ5xw
Static Electricity October 4, 2011 21:21
High HR/FR Ratio? Just mix with Comerica Park = NO PROBLEM!
kush October 4, 2011 22:22
ily aj
Banjo Player October 4, 2011 22:56
Who can I boo now?
Brandon October 4, 2011 23:11
I fucking love this guy
Lincoln's Beard October 4, 2011 23:20
i really dont want to see ayala this game
Mandingo October 4, 2011 23:45
2nd time with Fister. That’s gotta be good news!