Masters in Theology?
A Bachelors wasn’t enough of a waste of money?
Yet another way for mommy and Daddy to piss their money away on juniors education.
Was your minor in the study of Grimms and Anderson’s fairy tales?
Holy Ghostface Killah November 29, 2011 23:47Reply
Yo its your boy! Most ephemeral part of the trinity nahmean? Yo, Vulvaverde k-rod-in-ya-ass be mad soft, nahmean? Yo, but my boy mo-betta-blue-forty-dueces come like cannon fire, nahmean, strong trinity no doubt. Wit son Jesus MonteCristo shinin behind da plate like Rob Ryan at a buffet yo, father,son, holy tony stark ghost form like voltron in phoenix ash.
Mike Francesa's Accent November 30, 2011 18:13Reply
Ya want me ta wish ya happy birthday? Fuh WHAT?? (wheezes unhealthily. Arrogant nose-in-the-air sniffle.) I awlready let ya play “Miked Up” in da bedroom yestahday. But ahm sorry ’boutcha vocal chords, Mo.
38 Comments
Dave "Sneaky Fast" Roberton November 29, 2011 22:02
Hurry up and retire already…
Theology Master Degree November 29, 2011 22:04
Hellos Assholes;
God is eternal, he has no birth date therefore to say it was the 25th is a wrong statement.
Jesus, the Son of God was born the 25th even though research has concluded that he was in fact born in February.
With that said I hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a fucking Happy New Years
GOD November 29, 2011 22:25
I have no Son. Well, I had one, but he married that shiksa whore.
Jesus Montero November 29, 2011 22:27
We’ve got the Son as well.
Mr. L November 30, 2011 02:40
Having a Masters Degree in Theology is like having a Masters Degree in Harry Potter
Routine Ground Ball November 30, 2011 12:04
Ha!
Severus Snape November 30, 2011 15:03
Turn to page three hundred ninety four.
Joe Páwlikowski December 1, 2011 15:37
I want to Sandusky you.
Ted Nelson December 1, 2011 20:09
i’m only 15…
Pete C. November 30, 2011 05:13
Masters in Theology?
A Bachelors wasn’t enough of a waste of money?
Yet another way for mommy and Daddy to piss their money away on juniors education.
Was your minor in the study of Grimms and Anderson’s fairy tales?
Routine Ground Ball November 30, 2011 12:04
I’m pretty sure he was joking…
Pete C. November 30, 2011 19:12
I’m pretty sure I was too.
Ki m Last November 30, 2011 10:34
Lumps
Throat Cancer November 29, 2011 22:06
I’m coming for you, Mo.
Brett Pedroia November 29, 2011 23:17
42? Boo, too old
Jonathan Papelbon November 29, 2011 23:19
Happy Birthday, Mo! I’m a blowhard! This one’s for you!
*GAY IRISH JIG*
Jose Valverde November 29, 2011 23:24
With or without the MLB Delivery Man of the Year Award, I’m still an unprofessional douchebag!
Stay classy, Mo! Unlike me!
*DANCES LIKE A RETARD*
K-Rod November 29, 2011 23:25
Happy Birthday, Mo. To celebrate, I’m gonna have an all out beatdown on my father-in-law.
Luis Castillo November 30, 2011 00:13
Hey, hey, remember that time I dropped the ball????
Al Hrabosky November 30, 2011 00:36
My mustache rules.
Dan Quisenberry November 30, 2011 05:15
I found a delivery in my flaw.
Bobby Valentine November 30, 2011 12:57
Mine’s better.
Holy Ghostface Killah November 29, 2011 23:47
Yo its your boy! Most ephemeral part of the trinity nahmean? Yo, Vulvaverde k-rod-in-ya-ass be mad soft, nahmean? Yo, but my boy mo-betta-blue-forty-dueces come like cannon fire, nahmean, strong trinity no doubt. Wit son Jesus MonteCristo shinin behind da plate like Rob Ryan at a buffet yo, father,son, holy tony stark ghost form like voltron in phoenix ash.
TSJC November 30, 2011 10:36
Nigga ain’t shit.
HANKENSTEIN November 30, 2011 12:00
Neither are you peckawood.
TSJC November 30, 2011 15:49
I’ve raped honkys like you in Rikers nigga
Ted Nelson December 1, 2011 20:10
What is yoou definition of “rape”, and why are all niggas got baby mamas?
El Capitan November 30, 2011 06:35
somebody on this response list needs a hug…
Joe Páwlikowski November 30, 2011 10:36
Will you be naked?
Ted Nelson December 1, 2011 20:11
I’m on Skype!!
Tim Tebow November 30, 2011 10:59
Mariano Rivera wants the Broncos to win the superbowl.
Jerry sandusky December 3, 2011 15:00
Its teebow time
I Fawted November 30, 2011 11:42
I fawted :::wafts:::
Prophet Muhammad November 30, 2011 12:35
I would say input my opinion but my constituents will firebomb the nomaas enterprise in response.
Obama November 30, 2011 15:50
You know I got your back.
Mike Francesa's Accent November 30, 2011 18:13
Ya want me ta wish ya happy birthday? Fuh WHAT?? (wheezes unhealthily. Arrogant nose-in-the-air sniffle.) I awlready let ya play “Miked Up” in da bedroom yestahday. But ahm sorry ’boutcha vocal chords, Mo.
Here’s Mr. Met.
DAWG November 30, 2011 18:27
THATS A GOOD JOB BY YOU MIKEY!
Bobbie Valentine's MooStash November 30, 2011 20:45
I just shat myself lol’in at mike franshasta ending
“Here’s Mr. Met”
Mike is an asshat