Since we started NoMaas nearly seven years ago, we’ve received many complaints. These include, but are not limited to:

- We don’t actually like the Yankees
- We like stats too much
- We hate Brett Gardner
- We love Brett Gardner
- We’ve never touched a female
- We cling to a particular area of Brian Cashman’s body
- We’re offensive
- We’re disrespectful to Derek Jeter
- We’re morons who’ve never played baseball before

The list could go on and on. However, there’s another one that comes up from time to time, and it’s that we’re not responsive to emails. While absolutely valid, it’s not something we necessarily do on purpose. Our real-life jobs of training rich karate students and trading frozen orange juice futures contracts often gets in the way of reading through the emails we receive.

Well, all this is about to change…kind of. At least for this offseason, we’ll be giving more attention to those emails. We might not answer all of them directly, but what we’d like to do, is pick our favorite emails and post them on NoMaas on a weekly or bi-weekly basis. Whether they be questions, comments, insults, YouTube clips, trade proposals, pictures…whatever, be creative. If we like it, we’ll put it up on the site and give you credit for it. Imagine your name in the bright lights!

You can reach us as or via our contact page located here.

To give you an example of what we’re looking for, here’s Brett Gardner and his colossal dome talking about Frosted Flakes and bananas: