Since we started NoMaas nearly seven years ago, we’ve received many complaints. These include, but are not limited to:
- We don’t actually like the Yankees
- We like stats too much
- We hate Brett Gardner
- We love Brett Gardner
- We’ve never touched a female
- We cling to a particular area of Brian Cashman’s body
- We’re offensive
- We’re disrespectful to Derek Jeter
- We’re morons who’ve never played baseball before
The list could go on and on. However, there’s another one that comes up from time to time, and it’s that we’re not responsive to emails. While absolutely valid, it’s not something we necessarily do on purpose. Our real-life jobs of training rich karate students and trading frozen orange juice futures contracts often gets in the way of reading through the emails we receive.
Well, all this is about to change…kind of. At least for this offseason, we’ll be giving more attention to those emails. We might not answer all of them directly, but what we’d like to do, is pick our favorite emails and post them on NoMaas on a weekly or bi-weekly basis. Whether they be questions, comments, insults, YouTube clips, trade proposals, pictures…whatever, be creative. If we like it, we’ll put it up on the site and give you credit for it. Imagine your name in the bright lights!
You can reach us as admin@nomaas.org or via our contact page located here.
To give you an example of what we’re looking for, here’s Brett Gardner and his colossal dome talking about Frosted Flakes and bananas:



28 Comments
BadAssBillyCurtis November 29, 2011 12:58
I’m going to send you lumps.
Ki m Last November 30, 2011 10:33
Rat spines!
Mike Asskisa November 29, 2011 13:06
Why am I a fat slob who still lives in his mother’s basement?
Mike Asskisa's Mom November 29, 2011 13:37
If you don’t quit your whining, you can forget about those hot pockets for dinner!
Ben Jewbak November 29, 2011 14:08
Do you have any that are Matzah flavored?
Joe Páwlikowski November 30, 2011 10:33
It beats getting butt play from your boyfriend. Sometimes it hurts. Like bad.
Carlos Mencia November 29, 2011 13:06
You must be running out of original meterial, amigo.
Carlos Mencia November 29, 2011 13:08
Sorree, I meant “matEEREEal”.
Taiwanese Man November 29, 2011 13:35
Dear Nomaas:
How come Chinese economy is better under communism than America’s with brack riberal running the show?
And how come my wife’s shrimp dumpring rooks rike chopped river after Cano and Granderson come to Taiwan?
Rich Mahogany November 29, 2011 16:12
What is the point of these comments?
Brett Pedroia November 29, 2011 13:39
I’d like to file a complaint: not enough pictures of little boys.
Curved Slightly November 29, 2011 14:17
Not touching a female??? Not true! The only time any one of you guys have touched a female in an inappropriate spot resulted in a restraining ordered being filed within the following 72 hours.
Just be honest with us. That’s all we ask.
Brett Pedroia November 29, 2011 18:46
I shouldn’t be within 100 yards of here….or Chuck E Cheese’s
Sawx Obsession November 29, 2011 14:54
Don’t forget:
- We’re too mean to the Red Sox
potatoes November 29, 2011 15:15
Being too mean to the red sux is NEVER a problem…..
Routine Ground Ball November 29, 2011 15:20
You guys are also constantly disrespecting flanny.
Jung Bong November 29, 2011 15:31
Hey, not long ago I sent you guys a classic Yankee moment with Cashman in vintage fashion, circa 1990. That gotta be high on your creepy hard-on list.
Jon Stewart November 29, 2011 16:12
You stole my idea.
Observer November 29, 2011 17:29
The people that run this site are unfortunately right wingers. I doubt they watch Jon Stewart.
Jadakiss November 29, 2011 18:15
Theres no collective bargaining on cocaine!
Sookie Stackhouse November 29, 2011 18:20
Y’all don’t give the power of the pussy enough credit! It’s wet, warm juicy and smells delicious! Only Vampires like Bill and Eric know how to treat my kitten right! Y’all right winger karate twits never sucked a pussy, yall fools need to come down to Bon Temps and unload in the hottest waitress at Merlottes! Come one, come all…my beef flaps/meat curtains are waiting!
Mandingo November 29, 2011 18:41
Not enough pictures of hot, scantily-clad, white wimmin!
Brett Pedroia November 29, 2011 18:46
ewwwwwwwwwww
Robinson Cano November 29, 2011 21:00
Don’t forget the yellow wimmin!!!!
I Fawted November 29, 2011 19:39
I fawted.
Joe Páwlikowski November 30, 2011 10:34
I’d like more pictures of young spanish boys. Preferably sans shirts. It doesn’t make you gay if you like it.
Mike Francesa's Accent November 30, 2011 11:06
Ya mean ya teadas don’t awl have there own sports tawk shows?
Master Asshole November 30, 2011 22:18
Hey assholes where is the interview!