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If we had $200 million to burn, the Yankees would never lose a game.

Will Bobby Valentine be able to solve Boston’s locker room problems?

November 29, 2011 | 75 comments | in Quick Analytical Blurbs | by SJK



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75 Comments

RimJob Mike November 29, 2011 22:08Reply

With that molest-ache Bobby rocked in the Met dugout a decade ago he’ll fit right into the Red Sox clubhouse.

Just ask Donald Fitzpatrick.

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RimJob Mike November 29, 2011 22:10Reply

Also I like how you can see that Mike Cameron was Carl Crawford’s locker room neighbor.

Figures they’d put the darkies in the back of the club house and next to each other.

When Cameron was traded to Florida he finally knew what his ancestors went through when being dealt to another plantation.

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Darnell McDonald November 30, 2011 00:18Reply

The big wigs told us that putting all our lockers together would be more convenient for us… easier access to our shared water fountain!!!!

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TSJC November 30, 2011 10:37Reply

You racist honky cracka muthafucka

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Grand Dragon November 30, 2011 12:06Reply

Got a problem with that shit skin?

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The Truth November 29, 2011 22:20Reply

Honestly what more nneds to be said? Where is the Peter Abraham article on this?

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Ross in NJ November 30, 2011 15:53Reply

He’s eating. My weiner.

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Curved Slightly November 29, 2011 22:26Reply

They couldn’t respect a manager that lead them to two world championships and who would never throw them under the bus no matter what kind of bullshit they pulled. They really expect them to shape up for Bobby V? LO fucking L.

The team, like the city of Boston, is nothing but a bunch of drunken, douche bag frat boys who will never grow up. This is going to end bad.

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Alvaro Fernandez November 30, 2011 05:42Reply

“… This is going to end bad.” But fun for us!

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Bobby Valentine November 30, 2011 13:00Reply

No, this is going to end badLY.

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Larry Lucchino November 29, 2011 22:27Reply

I’m the moron who’s ruining the Red Sox. You’re welcome, Yankees fans.

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Randy Levine November 30, 2011 05:18Reply

Yeah, well I’m a bigger moron and I run the Yankees.
So there.

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Brian Cashman November 30, 2011 05:47Reply

No you don’t.

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Rafael Soriano November 30, 2011 08:15Reply

Yes he does

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Brian Cashman November 30, 2011 08:44Reply

Overruling me once does not equal running the Yankees. This is my team, bitches.

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Hankenstein November 30, 2011 12:09Reply

We can fix that quick.
Those pictures you have of dad and the sheep don’t mean that much since he died.
Especially since everyone knows sheep lie.

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Jay Destro November 30, 2011 15:53Reply

Just shit your big fat mouth.

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Homeless Harry November 29, 2011 22:51Reply

Just look at how bad the last Red Sox championship era ended. Half the roster ended up on the Yankees and the franchise took a huge shit for 86 years until being helped out by the powers that be(Bud Selig and the umpiring crew) and they pulled 2 championships out of their ass. Time for another huge shit.

*PULLS NEWSPAPER OVER HIMSELF TO KEEP WARM*

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Josh Beckett November 30, 2011 00:35Reply

Give me beer or give me death!!

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The Red Sox November 30, 2011 00:50Reply

Ask not what this organization can do to screw you, ask what you can do to screw this organization.

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Josh Beckett's Locker November 30, 2011 01:13Reply

The bud stops here.

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Clay Buchholz November 30, 2011 01:49Reply

A laptop for a laptop makes the whole world broke.

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Hypothetical Situation November 30, 2011 01:54Reply

Do you trade Randy Levinee for Larry Lucchino?

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potatoes November 30, 2011 11:23Reply

maybe, because i would definitely trade Retardi for Bobby V.

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Pete C. November 30, 2011 05:26Reply

Yeah, hiring “top step” is gonna bring a dynasty to beantown for the next century, or 100 years whichever comes first.

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Theo Epstein November 30, 2011 06:21Reply

I’m going to sign Pujols and end Chicago’s 6,000 year championship drought!

- Genius

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Clay Buchholz November 30, 2011 06:24Reply

Goddamnit, my back is killing me from lugging around all these laptops!

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El Capitan November 30, 2011 06:29Reply

When reached for comment/reaction on the Bobby Valentine hiring, #2 could not stop laughing.

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Steve Phillips November 30, 2011 07:16Reply

Bobby Valentine is a me first guy. All he does is draw attention to himself & away from the goal of winning a world series. I on the other hand have a lazer like focus on fucking the ugliest chicks in America, & signing one washed up former all star after another.

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The Truth November 30, 2011 07:27Reply

You knew that rampaging sox cock gobbler couldn’t wait to chime in. How is this asshole going “spice up” the rivalry. Didn’t the Yankees routinely beat his teams ass

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/bobby-valentine-spice-ny-yankees-boston-red-sox-rivalry-article-1.984287

Lupica is an asshole.

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Taiwanese Man November 30, 2011 09:10Reply

Rupica is whiny bitch. Impossibre to risten to on WFAN. I give him karate chop if I see him on street.

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Routine Ground Ball November 30, 2011 12:01Reply

You’re Nunez right? … just admit it.

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Taiwanese Man December 1, 2011 09:30Reply

shut the fuck up motherfucker. That mexican fucker can’t even speak engrish. I don’t understand a goddamn word he says.

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Mandingo November 30, 2011 07:35Reply

Bobby V is like a honorary brother, so beantown will try to lynch him. Those peckerwoods hate real talent almost as much as their women love black dong.

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Malcom November 30, 2011 19:20Reply

Dude, the guy’s from Greenwich, Ct.
Even the black people are white there.

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Mandingo December 1, 2011 12:10Reply

Unless this is Malcolm Jamal Warner, STFU!

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TSJC December 1, 2011 15:39Reply

That nigga did Rudy muthafuckas

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Malcom December 1, 2011 16:40Reply

Just a heads up.
Next thing you know Valentine’l be saying he’s Italian.

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Joe Páwlikowski November 30, 2011 10:38Reply

I’ve rubbed it out to Bobby’s fake mustache photo. No lie.

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Darnell McDonald November 30, 2011 10:57Reply

Where my locker?

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Lucky Larry Lucchino November 30, 2011 13:05Reply

Sorry, no more room– so I had them put it out in the bullpen.

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I Fawted November 30, 2011 11:37Reply

I fawted.

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John Lackey November 30, 2011 13:40Reply

I’m gonna have my best year ever under this man.. Playing MLB the show on playstation of course.. This guy expects effort and hard work? Thank #42(god) I messed up my arm thowing kfc buckets and empty 40′s around the locker room..

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John Lackey November 30, 2011 15:15Reply

Not to mention all the stress my wife is putting me under. She’s making this divorce into such a big deal. I can’t pitch straight with her whining about her hospital visits all the time!!

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Joe Páwlikowski December 1, 2011 15:41Reply

Your wife doesn’t deserve you. She wouldn’t appreciate you like I would.

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dontchaknow November 30, 2011 14:35Reply

Not related to anything but I’m just sayin tho..

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhOHW4new1WnW8dbPZ

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mike Ax ïsâ November 30, 2011 15:01Reply

Off topic. Lifetime ban.

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Joe Páwlikowski November 30, 2011 15:55Reply

Dedicating my 84k word post to black people in Boston. Fight the man. Be proud to oral satisfy all of you. In time my friends.

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Black People in Boston November 30, 2011 16:07Reply

84k word post? For all six of us? We’re honored!

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Joe Páwlikowski December 1, 2011 15:42Reply

Does that mean you will let me suck you off? It doesn’t make you gay if you close your eyes.

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The Real Housewives of South Boston December 1, 2011 22:32Reply

Same here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8

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Typical Yankee fan November 30, 2011 16:50Reply

DER REK JE TER!!! clap clap clap clap clap clap!!

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Truth November 30, 2011 18:50Reply

Jeter sucks and is an albatross with his contract. I hope he retires.

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Pete C. November 30, 2011 19:25Reply

He doesn’t suck yet. But we’re gonna get to witness it when he does.

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A-Rod the Centaur November 30, 2011 20:16Reply

Did someone say albatross??

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Vernon Wells November 30, 2011 21:38Reply

someone called?

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AJ Burnett, Rafael Soriano November 30, 2011 22:27Reply

LOL!

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AJ's Curve December 1, 2011 17:31Reply

You wish I was still around.

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Mandingo November 30, 2011 21:52Reply

“Penis, it’s what’s for dinner!”
-Youk’s wife when he’s on the road

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Brett Pedroia November 30, 2011 23:44Reply

They should have hired Sandusky!! The showers at Fenway with the Jimmy Fund kids would have been such fun!

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Al Leiter November 30, 2011 23:51Reply

Leaving me in to throw 142 pitches in Game 5 of the 2000 WS was a brilliant move.

If they loved Grady Little, they’re gonna love Bobby!

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Mike Piazza November 30, 2011 23:53Reply

Bobby always had my behind! Sometimes, more than twice a day.

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Pumbaa December 1, 2011 00:55Reply

Like my good friend Timone says, You put your behind in your past!!!

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Timone December 1, 2011 00:56Reply

Nah nah nah, pipe down before you hurt yourself! It’s ‘You put your past BEHIND you.’

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Joe Pa December 1, 2011 22:29Reply

I passed on that behind.

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Sookie Stackhouse December 1, 2011 19:31Reply

I love cock, TSJCs to be exact, the load tastes like fried chicken, orange soda and colored greens. Delicious!

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Ted Nelson December 1, 2011 20:14Reply

I like talking to him on Skype

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Plank December 1, 2011 23:08Reply

This is an opinion completely unsupported by facts. I demand to see citations!

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Ted Nelson December 1, 2011 23:09Reply

No, yours is an opinion, and I want to see YOUR citations!

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Plank December 1, 2011 23:10Reply

I asked first.

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Ted Nelson December 1, 2011 23:10Reply

I hate you.

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Plank December 1, 2011 23:11Reply

You are a disturbed individual.

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Ted Nelson December 1, 2011 23:12Reply

My hundreds of daily well-reasoned posts to this important blog prove I am a valuable and well-balanced member of society.

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Ted Nelson December 2, 2011 17:37Reply

Wait, I am the real Ted Nelson who likes to Skype TSJC

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Bubba December 1, 2011 22:30Reply

Collard greens, you dumb cunt.

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