All this talk about how trade demands are sky high and that the Yankees reportedly aren’t winning the Yu Darvish bid, we’d simply like to say…
“You’re running around out there looking for something that’s not even there, and everything you dream of is right here”.
And as a refresher…
65 Comments
Negrodamus December 18, 2011 22:06
I like Jackson, but damn it, he’s AJ 2.0.
AJ Burnett December 18, 2011 22:32
You say that like it’s a bad thing, what’s wrong with having another ace?
CC Sabathia December 18, 2011 22:33
…. Don’t make me sit on you.
Edwin Jackson December 19, 2011 00:04
I have absolutely nothing in common with AJ.
Mandingo December 19, 2011 09:48
You both date women who like black dong. In Aj’s case, he married one.
Moshe Mandel December 18, 2011 22:10
Jewishness
Shogun of Harlem December 18, 2011 22:10
I say sign Jackson how could it hurt!
TSJC December 23, 2011 10:47
my NIGGA
Shogun of Harlem December 18, 2011 22:12
Jackson has had games where he was untouchable…Aj has just has stretches in games. I cannot remember too many games AJ dominated an entire game and went deep in it. Jackson has that ability so he isn’t simply AJ#2 he is better!
Mike Axsia December 18, 2011 22:13
As I’ve explicitly said, multiple times…NO. I’ve called Cash on his cell and we agree, E-Jax smells about as good as a restroom after the use of Exlax! Heh, I made a funny. Anyway, there is a non-zero chance the Yanks sign such an unproven pitcher in the AL East. They need a solid guy like Kuroda, Danks or Gio, regardless of the cost, trade or otherwise. Bexy, if your reading, I miss you…please tweet me soon, I miss your mug…my little Pug.
Trade Montero, Manny, Delin, Adams and Nunez for Floyd or Garza, my trade proposal does NOT suck, but I do…
Rebexarama December 18, 2011 23:09
TWEET COUNT as of 12/18/11
SEXY BEXY: 102,354
NY TIMES: 75,641
CNN: 22,327
ANDY PETTITTE (My BABY) : 1,060
(Pettitte_News)
You’re next, BBC! (125,296)
TSJC December 18, 2011 23:15
Bitch you can have my BBC anytime you want.
Mandingo December 19, 2011 09:49
Sandwich action?
TSJC December 19, 2011 14:10
Nigga you can finish in my mouth after we DP this fat bitch.
Joe Páwlikowski December 22, 2011 16:06
What about me? I like that.
Good idea December 19, 2011 00:06
You should go comment on one of Mike’s fangraphs article’s under Ben or Joe’s name.
Curved Slightly December 18, 2011 22:19
Because you have now brought this up for the third time this offseason, I don’t feel it necessary to say no and refute your arguments yet again… I’m simply going to tell you that I am sitting at my computer and giving NoMaas the finger.
The rock December 18, 2011 22:31
Y would u trade all your prospects for gio or garza, sign Jackson for 2 years until the killer B’s are ready for action
Red Sox Organization December 18, 2011 22:36
He’s too black. If it was us, we’d go with cleaning out the farm system for a non-darkie.
TSJC December 18, 2011 22:51
Niggas be hatin’
Pete C. December 19, 2011 05:50
Problem is, it’s you they hate.
Power to the people baby.
Better Idea December 19, 2011 09:05
Better idea; why not sign some black players, and have *them* clean out the farm system? And the Fenway lavatories.
Red Sox December 19, 2011 09:13
If only we could find a way to have them do work for us, without having to pay them…
Boras December 18, 2011 22:49
A Jax will not sign for less than 3 yrs.
Kuroda is preferable at 1 year
Austin Jackson December 18, 2011 23:13
What do I have to do with anything!?!
Mandingo December 19, 2011 09:50
Sign both!
Jerry Sandusky December 18, 2011 23:27
Come on! Come on!
Counting Crows December 19, 2011 00:10
… Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody’s after love
RoboCop December 19, 2011 00:44
This thread should’ve been about Kuroda.
Curved Slightly December 19, 2011 00:55
And judging by the little chart put together, will NoMaas explain to all it’s readers why the have a massive hard-on for Edwin Jackson and NOT Gavin Floyd?
Must be a black cock thing here on NoMaas…
RoboCop December 19, 2011 00:59
Probably because Jackson would only cost money. To get Floyd, the Yankees would have to give up good prospects.
Curved Slightly December 19, 2011 13:15
I’d rather give up good prospects to get a good pitcher who would be under control this year and next year than spend money on a mediocre pitcher.
Or if it’s just about “money” they can wait until after 2012 when Cain, Hamels, Greinke, Danks and Marcum are all available. No sense in giving a mediocre pitcher $10-13 million a year when better pitchers are available next offseason.
Curved Slightly December 19, 2011 01:02
I am one of the worst commenters on Nomaas.
Alfredo Griffin December 19, 2011 09:03
What about me?
Guy Who Says That People Should Kill Themselves December 19, 2011 09:05
You should kill yourself!
Ki m Last December 22, 2011 16:07
:Lumps
Moshe Mandel December 19, 2011 01:46
i am hard for Bexy
Mandingo December 19, 2011 09:51
3 inches rock hard?
Rebexarama December 19, 2011 12:06
Remember that one time I sat on your lap and broke it? but now that you mention it, I thought I felt Little Moshe poking my hippo ass ….
Kim Jong IL December 19, 2011 02:17
I approve of this message from hell
Leather Bound Books December 19, 2011 05:58
Yeah I get that the Yankees want to move away from big spending and a truly encourage that. Maybe if we bring payroll down far enough we can take the price down on some Yankee stadium seats so that the entire crowd doesn’t suck.
However, I don’t understand what kind of a fart maneuver this is.
The guy would be fairly cheap and clearly an upgrade to our rotation. One guy is always injured or sucking,and EJax is at least on par with Hughes and Nova (in their current state), and he’s better than AJ and Garcia.
There’s really no reason not to pick him up UNLESS we have some secret plot that involves Betances & Banuelos making it to the Bronx next year. Even then he would still be good insurance.
Uncircumsized penis December 19, 2011 09:13
I’d argue he’s better than Nova and Hughes too. Hughes, who the hells knows what you’re going to get? And Nova has only done it one year. Jackson’s been one of the better pitchers in baseball over the last few seasons. He’d be a very nice upgrade like you said.
Mandingo December 19, 2011 09:56
Define fairly cheap? We don’t know if his market is more 5/75 deal or more 3/33 deal yet.
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Mandingo December 19, 2011 09:54
It’s not clear if Cashman is not interested. Lack of EJax news is more a function of Boras wanting to be the last store open than not having interest.
Cash could have let Boras know that when he’s open for business to call him. Boras is smart. He’s going to tell all interested teams soon that he’s got the last train home but the ticket is outrageously expensive!
Scotty is the man!
Freddy Garcia's Guts and Guile December 19, 2011 11:17
Guys, it’s all set. I got this.
Pete C. December 19, 2011 19:56
Fearless unFlappable Freddie.
No lie man, on the bump with nothing, looking like the most he has on his mind, is what the specials are gonna be when he goes out to dinner after the game.
And he can still get major league hitters to look foolish.
Jeff Francis December 19, 2011 13:19
I’m available guys! I can perform just as poorly as Edwin Jackson and I bring a kick ass 5.9 K/9!!! Write me in for the Cy Young there eh!
Mandingo December 19, 2011 17:01
How hot is your wife?
Pete C. December 20, 2011 06:48
He’s Canadian. Need we say more?
Pete C. December 20, 2011 06:49
Oops I meant to say fucking Canuck.
Can I say doler now?
Brian S. December 19, 2011 15:30
Didn’t the new CBA increase the luxury tax for 2011? Perhaps that is dissuading the Yankees from spending more than they are already.
Brian S. December 19, 2011 15:31
Whoops, for 2012.
Brian S December 23, 2011 10:48
2013
Ben Kabuk December 19, 2011 17:40
Mikes out at one of his neighborhood glory holes for the evening so I figured I’d take over the mailbox. This question comes to us for Andy in Sunny Daytona, Andy asks, “What do the BIG THREE (Mike, Joe and I) do for fun during the offseason?”
Thanks for using the submit a tip box this week Andy and not texting me odd questions, like you normally do. I can’t speak for the other two but I’ll give you some insight on the day in the life of a Jew. In between my study of the bar and my ongoing search for penile enhancement meds that actually work, I normally just use my dads Jew money on meth, coked out strippers and random things on info-ads on TV, such as the slap-chop, snuggies for pets and the shake weight. With the shake-weight that’s a natural motion I’ve gotten used to, when Mikes not around (we’ve already established he love the taste of baby batter) so why not gain muscle mass from it!? I can now curl 230lbs with my right arm! My left arm still somewhat reslembles Olive Oil’s, what is a young spoiled Jew to do? My Yorkie looks so cute in his pink snuggie and the slap chop works great on meth or coke for the strippers! That’s about it! When baseball comes back on we’ve already got the “Stuff Bexy like a Turkey Party” scheduled for opening night! On the roster so far, Mike, Joe, ME, TSJC, Carlosologist and Ted Nelson, we’d love to have you help us stuff that pug looking bitch like a turkey too! RSVP at RAB!
Joe Pawls Dad December 19, 2011 21:49
What about me? I need to stuff that bird?
Me and Joe can do a father/son sandwich
I’ll have to clear it with Joe’s “girlfriend” first
Ben Kabuk December 19, 2011 22:14
The more the better! I only last about forty-five seconds, so I’m just going to use a commercial break to do my stuffing. I’m most excited to see a BBC in action. All Bexy talks about is TSJC any how it’s “not the same anymore”. I’ve also heard about the 13.5 inch Pawl wood, I’m also eager to see the father son BWC ripping that little pigs holes open. I call dibs on eating out the semen medley at the end, I know I’ll physically have to fight Mike over it but if that’s what it takes I’m down.
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Pete C. December 20, 2011 06:51
Best post yet.
Ben Kabuk December 19, 2011 23:37
***BREAKING NEWS***
The Rangers win the bid for Yu Darvish with a modest bid while other teams hold their cocks in their hands. Ummm, cock.
Joe Páwlikowski December 23, 2011 10:50
When I rub my schlong out to pictures of Eduardo Nunez it always feels good.
Pen is Mightier December 20, 2011 09:39
I’ll take none of the above for 500 Alex.
Joe December 20, 2011 19:24
Jackson is a proven work horse with A+ stuff. Add that up to his still young age and the fact that he appears to just be finally putting it together and he will end up the FA coup of this off-season.
Go get this KID
Moshe Mandel December 20, 2011 20:25
I like to snort coke off black men’s dongs
Joe Páwlikowski December 22, 2011 16:10
What about Polish white dudes with rolls?