Whether or not you are content with the current construction of the Yankees starting rotation (we are not), most logical people would agree that it’s basically CC Sabathia and four back-end quality arms (need more proof from Nova).
And once you include Hector Noesi, you have 5 back-end quality arms: Nova, Hughes, Burnett, Garcia, and the aforementioned Noesi.
Now, head about 130 miles northwest to Scranton and you have three pitchers that all the beatwriters and internet dorks tout as additional depth in the Yankees rotation: David Phelps, DJ Mitchell, and Adam Warren.
While we agree that these three give the Yankees additional depth, no one projects these kids as anything more than back-of-the rotation arms. And since the Yankees re-signed Freddy Garcia, there’s no one they can replace (barring injury). This means all three of them will go through another year at AAA, which isn’t the worst thing in the world, but it’s quite obvious that they are blocked.
This is a much different case than Dellin Betances and Manny Banuelos who project as upper-rotation arms. When they’re ready, they’ll push someone out. For Phelps, Mitchell, and Warren, that’s not happening. They really have nothing left to prove. They all had good years at AAA:
By using a bit of common sense, it’s clear as day that any type of consistent role in the Bronx is not in their cards. It’s not a knock on these pitchers, they’re just nowhere for them to go in the Yankees’ organization.
Thus, they either rot away in AAA, waiting for an injury or spot start in the Boogie Down, or they should be traded. They certainly should have value to other clubs.
In prelude to the Winter Meetings, Ca$hMoney stated:
“We’re having our conversations,” Cashman told reporters in advance of the Winter Meetings. “We’re talking to other clubs. We’ve got prospects people like, but we like them too. If it makes sense, we’re ready to rock and roll.”
It’s time to rock & roll on these three.
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48 Comments
Brandon December 4, 2011 22:13
I don’t understand why they can’t go after Buehrle.
Master Asshole December 4, 2011 22:16
because he wants too much money + years and the yanks plan on bringing the payroll down to 189 by 2014
Master Asshole December 4, 2011 22:13
i like phelps and warre, but both phelps to me is a kyle kendricks type and warren more of a ryan madson so they should be nice bullpen arms
dj mitchell is a cheap sergio mitre type
Bexy December 4, 2011 22:48
What type am I, Mr. Master Asshole? :)
Joe Páwlikowski December 7, 2011 10:11
Even I wouldn’t touch you. And I’ve had fat man sit on my face for 20$.
Mike Asskisa December 8, 2011 17:21
shut up, dumbass, I thought you said you weren’t going to mention that to people anymore!
Ben K. December 4, 2011 22:18
Are any of them Hebrew? Shalom.
BEN KAABBACK SR, Esquire December 4, 2011 22:50
Hell no, son.
We should try for acquiring Scott Feldman, hes the type of “promised kind” I like.
Oy.
TSJC December 7, 2011 10:11
You crackas be wilding. I rape jewboys in Rikers.
NoMaasistostatoriented December 4, 2011 22:23
there is no frontline starter available. Do the best you can with whats there. Hope hughes regains his form. Develop the young pitching so you do not have to beg a 30 year old to pitch here that does not want to. This team is a playoff team as put together. PATIENCE…let cashman do his job
Axel Foley December 5, 2011 09:35
Their payroll is over $200 million. They should be a playoff team.
Dweeb.
Nick Social December 5, 2011 10:20
So were the super-scrappy underdogs from Boston.
Payroll doesn’t guarantee shit.
Carl Pavano December 7, 2011 23:04
You may want to buy another vowel – like an “o”.
Curved Slightly December 4, 2011 22:24
Trade them and get some John Danks action going on this team.
Mandingo December 4, 2011 22:50
Sign everyone and then trade them for better players. Boom!
Curved Slightly December 5, 2011 00:16
And then plow some white wimmins in celebration
TSJC December 5, 2011 03:48
Word to ya mutha…
Mike Ax isa, Ace Editor-in-Chief reporting from the Winter Meetings December 4, 2011 22:54
I have a hot news flash, I took a camera-photo picture of Mitch Williams, MLB studio analyst, stuffing his fat face in the restaurant.
I am now going to the mens room to rub one out on the toliet floor…
More reports to come…
Joe P. December 4, 2011 23:54
Why not rub one out in a urinal?
John Sterling December 5, 2011 03:50
You need help with that, Joey?
rebexarama December 5, 2011 02:06
write one about my hippopotamus ass
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TSJC December 5, 2011 03:46
Holla back, bitch.
Me and my boyz gonna cum ovah and slap that ass…
Power to the peoples.
Glenn Q. December 5, 2011 07:04
I’d like to tap THAT ass. That IS an ass, isn’t it?
K im Last December 7, 2011 10:12
Lumps
Dustin Pedroia December 4, 2011 23:01
A Japanese software company produced a video game starring myself and Josh Beckett. It’s called, “Dance Dance Anal Revolution.” The funny thing is there is no dancing in the game.
Brett Pedroia December 4, 2011 23:02
Damn straight! I love that game! I play it all the time!!
Papelblown December 4, 2011 23:02
You guys miss me yet?
Clay Buchholz December 4, 2011 23:16
I’ve still got a bunch of laptops that I need to unload. Let me know if you’re interested. Thanks!
Nick Swisher December 4, 2011 23:20
I say, let’s give ol’ Swivel Neck another try on the mound!
Billy Hoyle December 4, 2011 23:22
You mean play ball?
James Bond December 4, 2011 23:27
Bond. James Bond.
Ionic Bond December 5, 2011 02:07
Bond. Ionic Bond.
Taken, not shared.
Ben K@bak December 4, 2011 23:45
What’s sad is that all the above twelve comments are from the same guy posting on the internet anonymously.
BEN KAAABAAAAAWCK Sr. December 5, 2011 02:17
Time to sue.
TSJC December 5, 2011 03:47
True dat, my Jew brotha
Adelstein, Fischer, Herzog, Mandelbaum and Jerome from Manhattan December 5, 2011 06:59
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Joe Páwlikowski December 7, 2011 10:13
When will you touch my penis?
CC Sabathia December 5, 2011 02:17
This happens to me too, sometimes after I eat breakfast (70 boxes of Cap’n Crunch) I fall over and I can’t get up.
TSJC December 5, 2011 03:48
You want another black dick in yo fat azz??
Joe Torre December 5, 2011 05:04
It’s too bad I’m not here anymore, I could “solve” all those problem in half a season with my awesome bullpen management.
I Fawted December 5, 2011 14:21
Babe Ruth could hit father than my grandmother could fawt out of her titty.
Heeheheee, she fawted.
BEN KAAABAAAAAWCK Sr. December 5, 2011 16:58
I know, and I am suing her for air pollution.
Mandingo December 5, 2011 17:58
These guys need to be more like Josh Lueke.
Uncle D December 5, 2011 18:03
Lumps
I Fawted December 5, 2011 23:23
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Laura Posada December 6, 2011 01:06
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Look at my tits.
I Fawted December 6, 2011 10:08
Pawdon me, yes weird bodies. Your vaginas fawt.
As faw as yaw husband is concerned, that is a weird creature. Not only does he piss on his hands, but he also has no chin, forearms bigger than his neck, dumbo ears, and one of his thighs outweighs his entire torso.
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Joe Páwlikowski December 7, 2011 10:14
Does it make you gay if you fantasize about Adam Warren diddling your ass?