From Eric K:
From Matt S:
File this under “We can’t believe someone actually made this.”
From Teddy Ruxpin:
Theo Epstein ambushed by some guy named Ronnie Woo Woo. Just listen.
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41 Comments
hahaha January 17, 2012 23:38
Oh, Theo.
Ron Jeremy January 17, 2012 23:48
I need to BLEEP Kim Jones.
John Amaechi January 18, 2012 00:08
Baaaallliiiinnnn!!!!
Confucius January 18, 2012 00:27
Oh, let me go look up Ronnie Woo Woo on Wikipedia. What’s this say here — ah, fuck you, Wikipedia.
SOPA January 18, 2012 08:16
If I pass… this site is dead. Have fun at RAB sweeheart
Occupy Superhighway January 18, 2012 09:02
Right, because all intellectual property should be free. . . .
Paul Krugman January 18, 2012 09:42
You tell ‘em! Trust in the government. The government knows best.
Taiwanese Man January 19, 2012 09:46
Try to exprain interectual property to a five year ord and you wirr see how stupid it is as a concept.
Pete C. January 18, 2012 12:09
Yeah it’s not like they take credit that they shouldn’t.
Cletus January 18, 2012 12:15
Everything at RAB is linked from other site. I think they’d be more at risk than nomaas
Pete C. January 19, 2012 05:26
Um, I guess I’ll have to work on my sarcasm more.
Ki m Last January 19, 2012 15:03
Lumpasm
Pete C. January 19, 2012 18:18
true
Ralph Nader for prez January 20, 2012 20:35
No more photoshops?!! Fuck pipa! Fuckthe government anally, fuck me!
Ronnie Woo Woo January 18, 2012 05:17
I was just trying to get Mr. Theo to look at me.
Joe Girardi January 18, 2012 07:51
Hey, I made that second video!
saucY January 18, 2012 10:32
Cervelli video makes me miss Jesus even more.
Mandingo January 18, 2012 12:46
Kim Jones wants it so bad!
Joe Páwlikowski January 18, 2012 15:05
I try to only get cleveland steamered on Tuesdays.
Mike Francesa's Accent January 18, 2012 18:45
Not suhprisin’ about AJ. Da blonde hair was a warnin’ sign. So was his tendency to be da first guy in da showah every time he starts.
(Dead air. Stupid, sour look on his face as he forgets he’s live on the YES Network. Swigs Diet Coke.)
Hell, AJ’s usahly [usually] in da showah by da fawth inning. He’s a bettah pitcha in da lockah room den on the mound. Cahvelli knows dat. Ay Corrumba.
Here’s Mr. Met.
Pete C. January 19, 2012 05:28
Best post all week.
Hey, at least Burnett isn’t a red head.
Mike Francesa's Accent January 18, 2012 18:45
Not suhprisin’ about AJ. Da blonde hair was a warnin’ sign. So was his tendency to be da first guy in da showah every time he starts.
(Dead air. Stupid, sour look on his face as he forgets he’s live on the YES Network. Swigs Diet Coke.)
Hell, AJ’s usahly [usually] in da showah by da fawth inning. He’s a bettah pitcha in da lockah room den on the mound. Cahvelli knows dat. Ay Corrumba.
Here’s Mr. Met.
Tim Tebow January 19, 2012 11:48
SOPA or PIPA? I can convert them both.
Sensitive RAB Guy January 20, 2012 12:10
how about converting a 3rd & 3 you homo.
Sister Opportune January 21, 2012 07:45
Homo, a nice christian boy like that.
We’ll have to notify Father Bruce.
TSJC January 19, 2012 15:04
Where my nigga’s be at?
Sensitive RAB Guy January 19, 2012 16:28
Here’s the truly creepy Cervelli tribute, but NoMaas won’t have the balls to post it:
http://riveraveblues.com/2011/02/the-many-faces-of-frankie-cervelli-43406/
TSJC January 20, 2012 11:09
He just a honky man
Mike Ax isa, Ace Editor-in-Chief January 19, 2012 16:54
I love me some Frankie man juice…available for marathon taint licking sessions
Bexy January 20, 2012 00:44
I only masturbated to five pictures of Andy today, a record low for me! well, it would have been six but I couldn’t find my vagina under all those fat rolls ;__;
tweet me for pics <333
Joe Páwlikowski January 20, 2012 11:10
I’ve rubbed it out to 3 pictures of Andy’s kids.
Brett Pedroia January 21, 2012 02:12
Amateur.
3MTA3 January 21, 2012 16:57
The fact that someone put together a Francisco Cervelli slideshow doesn’t surprise me as much as the fact that someone was actually able to make a John Mellencamp song even worse.
Moshe Mandel January 21, 2012 17:45
I once got a Jewish blumpkin
Brandon C. January 22, 2012 03:34
By me right?
You have been warned 8 times, many of which about the personal attacks. Cut. Them. Out. If someone writes something you don’t agree with, ignore it, email me about it saying why it should be taken down (it’s not against the guidelines to write something {redacted} thinks is dumb) or comment why you disagree with it. I’ll unban you tomorrow morning when I get the chance, but next straw, even the slightest of personal attacks, and you’re done here. Even the less than perfect fanposts deserve more than being called stupid. -Brandon C.
Big Spike January 24, 2012 08:57
Does that apply to everyone? Because there’s been some ugly shit getting spewed around here lately, and I gotta say at least in my case it’s, Counter- punching.
Moshe Mandel January 25, 2012 11:57
Blumpkin this.
Big Spike January 25, 2012 12:07
Shame,shame, naughty jewboy.
Moshe Mandel January 25, 2012 15:25
Suck my short Jew weiner. After you blumpkin me.
Shim Shebow January 22, 2012 01:08
I am the drag queen version of Tim Tebow.
Ross in NJ January 25, 2012 11:58
Hot.