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Kim’s out, go get Heidi

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 9:19 pm by SJK

Quick Analytical Blurbs

Newsday:

Kimberly Jones, YES' lead pregame and postgame reporter for the past seven years, will not return to the network for the 2012 season.

"It was a terrific seven years, especially when I didn't know if I'd make it through the first one, and neither did anyone else,'' she said, laughing. "It was filled with highlights and moments that only the Yankees can provide. I couldn't be more grateful for the opportunity at YES."

YES had offered Jones a new contract, and the parting was amicable. "We would love to have her on the YES team this season, but certainly understand her decision," YES spokesman Eric Handler said. "She was a valued member of our Yankees broadcast team, and we wish her nothing but the best."

Handler said YES is "looking at a number of options" to fill Jones' role. One logical candidate would be Jack Curry, primarily a studio analyst at the network.

There is indeed only one logical candidate and it's not Jack Curry. It's NESN's Heidi Watney.


This would be the best acquisition of the offseason.

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54 Responses to “Kim’s out, go get Heidi”

  1. Brett Pedroia says:

    Ew, no thanks

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  2. Michael Kay says:

    She’s off to the Lakers with big swinging schlongs.

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    • Yankee Fan who ate Kim Jones's porkchop says:

      wherever she goes next I will be sure to follow, and continue to eat food out of her hands. porkchop was cold, but eating it out of her hands? best thing I’ve ever tasted!

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    • Yankee Fan who ate K imJones's porkchop says:

      wherever she goes next I will be sure to follow, and continue to eat food out of her hands. porkchop was cold, but eating it out of her hands? best thing I’ve ever tasted!

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  3. Sully Fitzpatrick says:

    First you stole da Babe, Yur not stealen r Heidi!!!

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  4. RimJob Mike says:

    I’ll miss Kim’s fat ass. I’ll welcome in Heidi’s nice ass however.

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  5. Quagmire says:

    Giggity!

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  6. This was be says:

    a good idea

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  7. Brett Pedroia says:

    Get rid of her… she doesn’t do it for me

    Thumb up 7 Thumb down 3

  8. Jim Kaat says:

    Just put a wig and some lipstick on me!

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  9. Bexy says:

    Oh pick me, pick me! I’m super photogenic <333 See?

    http://twitter.com/rebexarama#/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FZu5bocCH

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  10. Oscar Gamble says:

    “This was be the best acquisition of the offseason.”

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  11. Shim Shebow says:

    She had a strong jaw line but hid her adams apple well.

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  12. DIENomaasDIE says:

    OH, DICK-SUCK MY ASS, YOU CROTCHETY OLD SHIT BEARD!

    So help me God, I will LoHud. Ha. your ass all the way to fucking Serbia.

    You’re a weird guy, Kim. Very weird.

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  13. Malcolm says:

    We need to see something a little more ethnic, down in the south Bronx.
    That little white bread girl wouldn’t be bad though.

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  14. Mike Axsia says:

    More Curry please!!! His crispy hair and logical vocabulary, his awesome tweets and he fills a suit quite nicely! Better than KIM ever could!!! We need more men on the field, baseball is a MANS game! No baseball player should even be allowed to date, they should ONLY exchange loads amongst themselves. I’m proposing an all gay game, that’s right…The San Fran Flamers, I left my anal virginity in SF and all I have to show is the positive Hep-B/anal warts results! I need help doing the draft for the newest MLB team. I’m renaming my cutting edge blog to, Rainbow Ave Blues and the beat reporters will be Joe and Ben. I call coach!!!! And Hannah and Bexy (since their trannies) can be in the booth! I need your help NoMaas in targeting the gayest MLB players to don the Rainbow Pinstripes! Brett, Sandusky, Tawinees Man…I’m making you ALL job offers…

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  15. Shim Shebow says:

    Haha, Taiwanese Man got lumped in with the criminally perverted!

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  16. Joe Páwlikowski says:

    Only one person is right for this.

    Bexy. We all know it. Let’s do this thing.

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  17. Yes says:

    YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

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  18. Mike Francesa's Accent says:

    Shut up and show me yah tits, huhney.

    Here’s Mr. Met.

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  19. Jack Strip says:

    I haven’t been here in a while but I have a question: What the heck happened to this website? I remember when it was the place to go and was hopping. Very sad.

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    • Joe Páwlikowski says:

      Come to RAB for content theft and charts. Or Mike will anally molest you. The choice is yours sweetie.

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  20. Nerf says:

    She has an afro’s worth of old red sox pubes still in her snatch. I don’t want that shit falling out in the Yankees’ locker room.

    Pass.

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  21. Yoda says:

    Hmmm..

    Miss her I will.

    A tasty little bitch she is.

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