Alex Rodriguez makes final preparations for Spring Training
Monday, February 20, 2012 at 9:12 pm by SJK
And while we're on the topic of Arod, what do you expect of him in 2012? Over the last 3 years, we've seen his ISO drop from .245 to .236 to .185. His 2010 and 2011 seasons were the worst offensive campaigns of his career, in terms of rate stats.
During the offseason, he hooked up with more she-males and had a Kobe Bryant-inspired medical procedure. Hopefully, the plasma treatment, or whatever it was, will help him regain some of his trademark power. Or is modern medicine no match for Father Time?
Tags: arod, spring training
If he’s healthy…..
Who?
That’s what I’d like to know!
Well, it looks like the procedure is working for Kobe.
Kobes black mutha
I am black. So what?
Astute observation.
If you look at his defensive value last year and replace it with his average for the last five years, you’ll see he’s hot going to be a to defender either. His UZR was anomaly last year based on a small sample size.
Yay.
OMG you said small sample size
I can turn that into 86k words complete with pie charts. Right after I finish sponging my boyfriend the Bear’s back. Just have patience.
Awright…maybe I’m not as good as him. But wouldn’t you rather have me at this point? I may be dead, but I’m free.
I’m a centaur baby! I’m gonna be strutting my sexy titanium hip on the DL for a while, but hey. At least I’ll look super dreamy when I’m doing it! Just look at my reflection, how can one centaur be so sexy?? Makes me want to make out with myself, you know what I mean? Mmm…
That’s my partner! We spent some time together @ Bang-cock!!! I like that city!
Don’t like it?
Love my own brand.
I’maaaa clit-ticklah, spit-jicklah, not-a-sticklah-for-a-ticklah, pit-picklah, raunchy-ricklah
:::Pulls blanket over head:::
I fawted.
::removes blanket and wafts::
Bitches.
Seriously.
Stop lumps
Stop in the name of lumps
Whoa whoa, since when is Torrie Wilson in any way a transvestite?
If she is a tranny then I would love to meet her doctor and shake his hand for the greatest transformation surgery in the history of the world.
NoMaas has obviously been stuck in the basement for way too long and have obviously forgotten what a woman looks like.
Here’s a small sample size for you:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoS0qcENPSVsAnl.JzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3DTorri%2BWilson%2Blingerie%26fr%3Dyfp-t-701%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D57&w=717&h=996&imgurl=www.leakedcelebs.com%2Fcontent%2F1259%2F24310%2Ftorrie_wilson_nude_11.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.leakedcelebs.com%2Ftorrie-wilson%2Fhot-star-pole-dancing-plus-showering-completely-naked%2Ftorrie_wilson_nude_11.jpg%2F&size=84.9+KB&name=Torrie+Wilson+%7C+Viewing+picture+torrie_wilson_nude_11.jpg&p=Torri+Wilson+lingerie&oid=0f97b0b73490dfcb3255a5588fc70dc6&fr2=piv-web&fr=yfp-t-701&tt=Torrie%2BWilson%2B%257C%2BViewing%2Bpicture%2Btorrie_wilson_nude_11.jpg&b=31&ni=112&no=57&tab=organic&ts=&sigr=13qtfkhr3&sigb=13fvug61c&sigi=121jdb1rr&.crumb=Oi2I4w9P0fx
OOOOH YEAH! Show me more
Nomaas know I exist.
Me too! I’m totally a REAL WOMAN <333
He’s probably just using her for beauty tips.
Why did so many people thumbs-down this????
Because you are insulting women everywhere with that statement.
Say what you want about Jeter, Tom Brady, an A-Rod, but mistaking Torri Wilson for a man is just plain stupidity.
Now excuse me, I have to transform a rat into a meal.
Eat lumps
At least we don’t have this hanging over our heads.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eMS_zrTliI&feature=fvst
Boy, Alex sure loves getting me.
(signs) “I can’t talk!”
The only tranny I’d make sweet love to is Bexy.
Another day another photoshop of a Yankee player and yet Cashman goes unscathed..
I once had a mexican mistress. He treated me nice.
ARod if healthy is a beast. If he can stay healthy for 130+ games he will be an immense part of this team.
He needs more crack!
I gots the shizit for you baby
What about meeeee, nigga???
If this is a man, I’m turning gay for him:
http://www.realorfakebreasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/TorrieWilson0041.jpg
That girl is really pretty. Can she keep a secret?
I only turn gay for ripped Latino’s. And glory holes.