And while we’re on the topic of Arod, what do you expect of him in 2012? Over the last 3 years, we’ve seen his ISO drop from .245 to .236 to .185. His 2010 and 2011 seasons were the worst offensive campaigns of his career, in terms of rate stats.

During the offseason, he hooked up with more she-males and had a Kobe Bryant-inspired medical procedure. Hopefully, the plasma treatment, or whatever it was, will help him regain some of his trademark power. Or is modern medicine no match for Father Time?