When you can’t record your favorite shows, you get unhappy.
When you get unhappy, you perform poorly at work.
When you perform poorly at work, you drink a lot and eat fried chicken.
When you drink a lot and eat fried chicken, you look like Josh Beckett.
When you look like Josh Beckett, you grow a beer gut and chin pubes.
Don’t grow a beer gut and chin pubes.
28 Comments
RimJob Mike March 5, 2012 22:06
He is the epitome of fat, drunk, and stupid.
Even the nation is getting sick of this clown and his antics. They just want him to shut up and pitch but he continues to run his mouth and looks fatter each day.
Fuck him, fuck him in the ear, fuck him in the other ear.
Ki m Last March 6, 2012 11:51
Lumps
Ben Kaw Bawk JR, MTA's BIGGEST FAN March 6, 2012 22:03
is it possible to sue someone for being too ugly??
http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/benyankee/6252942142/sizes/m/
Ben Ka bak's Dad March 7, 2012 14:22
We can do anything you want, Benny.
Sully Fitzpatrick March 5, 2012 22:08
Beckatt n Lesta r betta den da fat dawkie and the rest of them bums you call a stafff.
NESN is the home of fawking champions.
Mike Asxia March 6, 2012 19:33
I’d like to hire YOU to a position on MY staff… get it??? it’s a penis joke! I use it on Benny all the time
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate March 5, 2012 22:29
I wish Brett Meyers was still relevant so you could do one about beating your wife…
John Lackey March 6, 2012 19:32
How about divorcing your cancer-stricken wife???
Shrek March 5, 2012 23:30
Compared to him, I’m sexy!
Bexy March 8, 2012 14:45
Me too, right????
Rush Limbaugh March 5, 2012 23:40
Can he afford birth control? What a slut.
Mitt Romney March 6, 2012 10:01
I like sluts. Some of my friends own brothels.
Obama March 6, 2012 14:12
Tax those sluts.
Rick Santorum March 7, 2012 09:27
Those sluts are ruining society. We should stone them, like the Bible tells me.
Rep. Weiner March 8, 2012 10:14
Sluts????? Where they at?
Original Content March 6, 2012 02:59
not found here.
Cletus March 6, 2012 10:04
Please direct me to your website, which is flush with original content.
Sensitive RAB Guy March 6, 2012 10:06
wait, ok…just linked to this.
Pete C. March 6, 2012 11:20
Didn’t know we couldn’t comment or bring up a topic that’s been discussed before.
Anyone notice the Buddha shirt AND the beer, somehow that just don’t seem right . Come to think of it aren’t Buddhists supposed to be vegetarians? How’s he square all that fried chicken and beer with the Buddha?
Frick Asee March 6, 2012 12:08
Because it’s a t-shirt not a mission statement…
Pete C. March 6, 2012 15:44
Gotta say, if your gonna wear that shirt it probably should mean a little something to you.
It’s interesting to read someone defend Josh Beckett here.
Mike Asxia March 6, 2012 21:41
You’re tellin me! LOL
Bexy March 8, 2012 10:15
I’ll wear a shirtsey for you, Mikey lova
Mitt Romney March 6, 2012 09:58
I like beer. Some of my friends own breweries.
Mitt Romney March 6, 2012 10:00
While we were talking I bought PBR. LBOs FTW!
Ryan Braun March 6, 2012 11:51
The fried chicken boxes and beers were found after sitting in the clubhouse all weekend, rendering the judgments about the pitchers invalid.
The Truth March 6, 2012 17:03
I thought I told you to shut the fuck up until you explain how your testosterone levels were “insanely high.” You and fat fuck Ortiz get a pass while A-Rod got slammed worse than Kristina Rose did by Mandingo. As for chin pubes I wonder who the Sox fans are gonna go after with Crawford and Lackey both out. Brilliant signings by the way.
Joe Páwlikowski March 6, 2012 11:51
I’ve given head to worse young men.