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Police are investigating whether a childhood friend of major league pitcher Carl Pavano tried to extort money from him by threatening to publicize details of their relationship while attending Southington High School.
The investigation was started in late December after Pavano’s sister, Michelle DeGennaro, complained to police that she was being harassed through her Facebook account
On March 21, police searched the 43 Hunting Hill Drive home that Christian Bedard, 36, shares with his mother, Elaine, a member of the town’s police commission. Police seized a laptop computer and a journal written by Christian Bedard.
Det. Mark Beal, summarizing in the affidavit a Facebook message that Bedard sent to DeGennaro, wrote: “Bedard states Pavano is gay, and they had a relationship when they were growing up.
“Bedard said he has a book deal in place worth $1.2 million and that it can all go away if Pavano buys him a navy Range Rover with tan leather.”
DeGennaro and her family told police Bedard’s statements were untrue, the affidavit says.
Christian Bedard has declined to comment, but on Thursday emailed a statement to The Associated Press:
“I have been openly gay for most of my adult life,” the statement said. “For years, my physical high school relationship with Carl Pavano has been well-known to my close friends and family. Carl Pavano’s sister, Michelle DeGennaro, contacted me on Facebook asking under what conditions would I not talk about my relationship with Carl.”



62 Comments
Clay Buccholz March 30, 2012 00:25
“Police seized a laptop computer…”
Hell yeah! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!!!
Brett Pedroia March 30, 2012 00:32
Isn’t high school a bit old for boys?
Ca$hman March 30, 2012 00:33
That explains the bruised buttocks.
Nick Johnson March 30, 2012 01:03
Stop it, this is no laughing matter. Why the other day I bruised my buttocks after letting out a particularly violent fart. And the doctor wouldn’t prescribe me anything because he couldn’t stop laughing ! The nerve, this is a serious matter, okay
Jose Reyes April 2, 2012 14:58
See you soon on the DL, brotha!
JohnnyBGoode March 30, 2012 00:35
Ugh, I actually feel bad for Carla, if he really is in the closet, and if the guy is extorting him.
Knowing Pavano, he tried to come out of the closet, tripped on a box and bruised his buttlocks.
Klockblock March 30, 2012 00:35
When I saw the title my first thought was that this must be about A-Rod. Carl Pavano works, though.
Barksdale March 30, 2012 02:47
EXACTLY!
Ruben Rivera March 30, 2012 01:50
Hot Carl was my way of stealing Derek’s bat, thanks buddy!
Marshmellow man March 30, 2012 05:33
It was a glove dumbass.
Carl pavano March 30, 2012 02:05
Aw man all these comments are cracking me up… Now , what time does gilmore girls start?
Nick Johnson March 31, 2012 01:13
I bruised a couple of ribs chuckling at these comments.
Ki m Last April 2, 2012 12:39
Lumps
Rick Santorum March 30, 2012 02:48
This “gay” agenda is another sign of the moral decline of America under the current administration. I bet this sister is using contraceptives, too. As a devote Catholic pretending to be an evangelical, I find the idea of sex between two consenting adult males to be morally objectionable.
Marshmellow man March 30, 2012 05:35
Rick, just so we’re straight on this, how about the monsignor and a student?
Rick Santorum March 30, 2012 13:25
This is the government waging war on religion again. We need to get the government into the bedrooms and out of the rectories.
Torquemada March 30, 2012 13:42
Not so loud with the rhetoric boooby. We don’t want the public to be thinking about inquisitions till after the election.
Laura Posada April 2, 2012 14:54
Did someone say booby?
but March 30, 2012 08:48
Yes, but bestiality is okay, as long as it is not same-sex bestiality.
Bexy April 2, 2012 14:57
Is having sex with me considered bestiality? Do you think Andy would be into that??
President Ahmadenijad March 30, 2012 09:11
In Iran we do not have homosexuals like in your country.
Marcus Bachmann March 30, 2012 13:26
In America we pray the gay away, tralala.
Obama April 2, 2012 12:39
I’m on the down low, nigga.
RimJob Mike March 30, 2012 05:36
So not only is Pavano a pussy but so is his asshole.
Chaz Bono March 30, 2012 08:40
Lady Parts?! Gross!
Mitt Romney March 30, 2012 13:31
My aide here will fill you in on my current position on this gay thing.
Robbie Alomar, Gabe Kapler & Brady Anderson March 30, 2012 14:42
What’s the big deal?
BEXY April 2, 2012 12:41
DO THEY EAT BURRITOS?
Bravo March 30, 2012 18:49
Sheer comedy gold in these comments — great to end the week right!
Hector Noesi March 30, 2012 20:01
Even I throw harder than Pineda.
Gandalf the Gray March 30, 2012 20:03
Run you fools!
Frodo Baggins March 30, 2012 20:03
Gandalf! No!
Gimli, Son of Gloin March 30, 2012 20:04
Gandalf? Dead?! Noooooooooo!
Aragorn March 30, 2012 20:04
He did not die in vain, Master Dwarf.
Gandalf the White March 30, 2012 20:05
Ha. I fucked the balrog of Moria up.
Legolas March 30, 2012 20:05
Forgive me. I thought you were Saruman.
Gimli, Son of Gloin March 30, 2012 20:06
The new Gandalf is even grumpier than the new one!
Legolas March 30, 2012 20:07
Final count…..forty-three…
Gimli, Son of Gloin March 30, 2012 20:08
Forty-two?! That’s not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling…..I myself am sitting pretty on forty-threeeeeeeya!
Legolas March 30, 2012 20:09
::draws bow and shoots Orc under Gimli’s lap::
Forty-three! He was twitching!
Gimli, Son of Gloin March 30, 2012 20:10
He was twitching….’CAUSE HE’S GOT MAH AXE!!!….. IMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!
Ralph Nader for prez April 1, 2012 18:17
Nerdz
Ki m Last April 2, 2012 12:41
40 lumps
Mike Asxia April 2, 2012 14:51
CALL ME FOR THE WEEKEND WRITER POSITION ALREADY!!! If I have to read another “article” by Hannah I might have to start stealing content from ESPN!!! Desperate times call for desperate measures!!
Brian S. April 4, 2012 14:29
Yeah!
Tom Bombadil March 30, 2012 20:12
You guys fucked that all up!
Where the FUCK is Fatty Lumpkin?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!
Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,
Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman’s daughter,
Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing
Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o!
Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!
Tom’s in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom’s going home again water-lilies bringing.
Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
Smeagol March 30, 2012 21:28
Taters? What are taters, precious?
A. Elk March 30, 2012 22:08
Here is where I declare myself to be officially over Nomaas. Yes, the idiotic LOTR comments above are part of that. With this panel, Nomaas has demonstrated once and for all that they are of small bigoted mind. If this dumb-ass story is true, maybe it sheds light on the sad sad story of Glass Carl’s NYY tenure. Nomaas uses it as an opportunity to taunt gays. You fuckwads have blown your credibility to make fun of Boston racists, because you have shown you are no better. I hope your sponsors like Gap and Nova fuck right off. And guess what – I know men with lady parts who could fuck you up with one flick of their limp wrist, and I know ladies with lady parts that could amputate and shove your tiny dicks down your throat before you have time to scream babip.
Torquemada March 31, 2012 06:36
Touchy aren’t we.
Don’t worry after my bot Rick is elected president, we won’t have to worry about gay bashing we’ll just round up all the fags, and torture them till they swear off dick. Bring back the inquisition.
We’ll burn jews at the stake,(better watch out RAB), boil heretics in oil, and behead adulterers.
Those fucking mullahs ain’t got nothin’ on me.
Fucker March 31, 2012 06:45
Crybaby? Butthurt? Knows gays and trannies? Hi Carl!
Mike Asxia April 2, 2012 14:48
Sounds more like Benny if you ask me!
Ben Ka bak's Dad April 4, 2012 14:29
Don’t make me sue, Mike. Your mom will kick you out.
Geraldo Rivera March 30, 2012 22:30
This just in… Pineda’s shoulder was wearing a hoodie and is shot.
Cashman has been given a hoodie to wear by ownership.
TSJC April 2, 2012 12:42
Nigga ain’t be hatin’
Alyssa Milano March 31, 2012 02:56
Well, that explains the strap-on…
Malcolm March 31, 2012 10:54
Let me guess, Carl played catcher.
Mouth of Sauron March 31, 2012 13:25
I have a token I was bidden to show thee.
Ahhhhh, old gray beard!
Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host.
Mitch Hedburg April 1, 2012 16:08
A Elk the sponsors did fuck off. Then I told them they could fuck back on.
Joe Páwlikowski April 2, 2012 12:38
This reminds me of my high school days. Goofinf around after school. Sucking a senior off under the bleachers. Getting swirlies. Being called fat daily. Begging a guy to give you the time of day. Oh the good old days.
Joeybagonuts April 2, 2012 23:43
leave it to a New Englander to “turn down” over $1 million for a shiny new car.
Unless he was (gasp ) lying? Only New Yorkers lie, New Englanders emobody the puritanical work ethic… no?
Motherfucker April 3, 2012 12:07
What’s the matter Dago, you sense of propriety all fucked up because the Ct. yankee said” not enough”?
Joe Páwlikowski April 4, 2012 14:30
It’s not gay if your go gay for pay.