The Yankees have signed Pettitte to a one-year minor league deal, according to the YES Network’s Jack Curry, who reports the deal is worth $2.5 million. Pettitte, 39, had been in camp as a special guest instructor. At that time, he admitted that being around the Yankees might raise the temptation of a comeback.
NoMaas circa 2006
47 Comments
Andy Pettite March 16, 2012 13:14
Yeah, couldn’t stand the old ball and chain…nag nag nag.
Andy Pettitte March 16, 2012 15:35
There are four t’s in my last name you jerk.
Negrodamus March 17, 2012 02:51
I remember the old forums had a filter for people with spelling problems like you.
Fucker March 17, 2012 08:52
The worst part of Andy Petite coming back is the retards who think it is their job to make sure his name is spelled right.
Petit
Petite
Pettite
Petitte
Suck on that losers
Routine Ground Ball March 17, 2012 16:01
Pedit
Barksdale March 16, 2012 13:16
So happy
Bexy March 16, 2012 15:06
I CAME
Roger Clemens March 16, 2012 13:19
Atta boy!
Brett Favre March 16, 2012 15:08
Damn straight
bobcatbrooks March 16, 2012 13:21
Bring back Moooose!
Ki m Last March 16, 2012 14:08
Bring back Lumps
Jorge Posada March 16, 2012 15:09
Can I come back too?????
Laura Posada March 17, 2012 11:13
To my ass, yes.
Bartolo's Moobs March 17, 2012 21:01
Not your tits?
Suzyn Waldman March 16, 2012 13:24
Andy Pettitte is coming back! Oh my goodness gracious!
The World Series trophy March 16, 2012 13:35
I shall return as well.
George Steinbrenner's ghost March 19, 2012 20:13
Who the fuck was the son of a bitch that negated this?! I want him found, shot, and buried immediately!!
Ca$hmoney March 16, 2012 13:37
I am so fucked up right now.
Ben K abak's Dad March 16, 2012 14:11
Time to sue?
jenna marbles March 16, 2012 15:08
whitegirlwasted
Jeets March 16, 2012 13:47
We are set. All we need is a major league shortstop.
Phil Hughes March 16, 2012 13:57
everyone can thank me for sharing last year’s offseason workout routine with Pineda
Pineda's couch March 16, 2012 14:00
I beg to differ ::struggles to breathe::
The Truth March 16, 2012 14:00
Well things just got a lot more interesting in Tampa for sure.
Dr. Ahmed Bendover, Noted Dual Degree Gerontologist and Proctologist March 16, 2012 14:01
I told Brian Cashman, your team needs to get older. It’s not enough to send everyone younger than 30 to AAA. You need to get older.
Joe Páwlikowski March 16, 2012 14:09
I’ll have a 84k post on this including a chart of Andy’s batting practice session last week. Tune in for Chad Jennings I mean Mike’s detailed spring reports.
Bexarama March 16, 2012 14:31
OMG OMG OMG! I can’t stop touching myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitt Romney March 16, 2012 14:47
This is why Bain Capital needs to do an LBO on the Yankees. We will rationalize the payroll by off boarding all the non-essential human capital, rebalancing the win/dollar ratio, and re-engineering the team top to bottom. There are too many fully depreciated resources yielding insufficient ROI. I am as sentimental as the next guy but that is no way to run a business.
Just a fan March 16, 2012 15:10
What a reward this is after mid-terms week! I am so fuckin’ pumped!!! I missed Andy so bad! Welcome back Andy! We’re SO happy to see you back!!
Cliff Lee's Wife March 16, 2012 15:21
Oh no no no, Laura, what are you doing? Giving your husband such free reign to do whatever he pleases? That’s not how you do it, sweetie. He should be nothing but your little whipping bitch, doing whatever you say. That’s the only way to live.
Right, Cliffie? *brandishes whip*
Tons o' Tweets March 16, 2012 15:23
Bexy @rebexarama Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
WHADDAFUCK (explodes)
2h Bexy @rebexarama Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
RT @StaceyGotsulias: DON’T TEASE ME JACK CURRY IT’S TOO EARLY FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY
2h Bexy @rebexarama Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Jack Curry totally got hacked, RIGHT?
tsjc March 18, 2012 00:23
this nigga gonna be cockblocked for the rest of the season, fuck you andy
Joe Páwlikowski March 19, 2012 15:51
I’ll be a shoulder to cry on for you. :) Hug me.
Pete C. March 16, 2012 15:38
What’s El Duque, Cone and Wells up to?
Sensitive RAB Guy March 17, 2012 05:47
cockfighting. still making jews everywhere ask ‘is he one of us?’ eating.
Pete C. March 17, 2012 07:16
thanks for the update.
XtreemIcon March 16, 2012 15:58
Anyone else concerned someone in camp is either very injured or very sucking big balls? You think they paid Andy $2.5 mil to ride busses everyday in SWB or be a glorified pitching coach?
If they need him, that’s not good news.
John Sterling March 16, 2012 18:16
Thuuuhh lefty deals… Cuuuht on and missed..
Sooz March 16, 2012 19:05
ANDY PETTITTE IZ IN GEORGEZ BAWX!!! AND ANDY PETTITTE IZ COMING BACK!! OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS!! ISN’T THIS GREAT, JAWN??!!
The term "old warrior" March 16, 2012 19:41
Get ready for overkill!
TO NOMAAS WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT March 17, 2012 03:05
99% of the time I think the cleverness of the photoshops and the captions are truly award-winning stuff but don’t you think that Pett’s head should’ve been a little smaller? I only point this out because I am used to sheer perfection from this site. Please don’t take this the wrong way, I LOVE THIS SITE and as a fan of this site I deserve perfection.
Marshmellow man March 17, 2012 07:17
we do too, so go away.
Ki m Last March 19, 2012 15:52
LUMPS
Rush Limbaugh March 17, 2012 13:53
It’s obvious this is a planned distraction by the left wing.
Now Obama can say they added one more job.
OBAMA March 19, 2012 15:53
TAXES BITCH!
BUSH March 20, 2012 15:45
TEXAS BITCH!
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