No, son. It was MY boneheaded decision not to walk Ibanez and set up your Chris Stewart for an easy out, which would have ended the top of the 12th inning scoreless with bases loaded.
I really should be managing the Yankees. My strategies would be brilliant and universally acclaimed, leading to a certain Hall of Fame induction for me.
Am I the only one that thinks Girardi is out there playing when Raul is out there at first? Same 2009 27 throwback jersey as Girardi and similar neanderthalish faces. Its bizarre.
Seriously … everyone likes to bang on Cashman for the various mistakes with pitchers … what exactly is this guy giving us for, what, $180 million? I don’t even remember exactly what we’re paying him, but he is clearly not worth it. I don’t dislike him, but he’s been a bust.
Joe, you are always touted as a statistical manager, but literally none of your decisions line up with an increased probability of winning. What exactly is in that binder?
Ritardi: I color the pages with my blue crayon.
YES reporter: So based on your stats, how many wins do you thing you cost this team per year?
Ritardi: That’s easy, its right here in my binder…I cost the team blue unicorn…
They’re both fucking imposters is what they are. Losers who.should get lives. For the record I don’t find Raul hot or attractive in any way, especially when he’s wearing a speedo.
..but in that light Ibanez looks a little Girardiesque. An “uglier” Girardi, if you will.
If Girardi pulled Garcia with 2 outs in the 5th instead of getting all sentimental and letting Freddy talk him into finishing the inning, that would have probably been a 9-inning game.
52 Comments
rob balis April 11, 2012 00:56
FIRST!
R2-D2 April 11, 2012 18:53
stop being a cunt or go be a cunt somewhere else
rob balis April 12, 2012 00:05
thats the first time ive done that cocksucker
fuck off or ill fuck every dead relative of yours
Bexy April 12, 2012 12:29
If you don’t stop I’ll fuck you with my penis and tweet about your tiny wang!!!
Ki m Last April 12, 2012 14:46
Lumps.
Girardi April 11, 2012 01:05
Hey, my boneheaded decisions actually worked out this time!! That must make me a managerial genius.
Showalter April 11, 2012 04:12
No, son. It was MY boneheaded decision not to walk Ibanez and set up your Chris Stewart for an easy out, which would have ended the top of the 12th inning scoreless with bases loaded.
Joe Girardi April 11, 2012 09:07
Give it 100 games and you will be lucky to lick my balls.
Prophet Muhammad PBUH April 11, 2012 09:18
Ritardi came close to blowing this game too. Phelps and Wade saved his stupid ass.
Dumbass Fan April 11, 2012 11:49
I really should be managing the Yankees. My strategies would be brilliant and universally acclaimed, leading to a certain Hall of Fame induction for me.
Raul Ibanez April 11, 2012 01:08
My children, they eat today.
Raul O April 11, 2012 01:08
RAUL O’NEIL.. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP… RAUL O’NEIL
Paul O April 11, 2012 08:23
But don’t you dare give him #21 to wear.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate April 11, 2012 08:59
That’s heresy, son.
swedski April 11, 2012 02:39
He did good!
D J April 11, 2012 05:12
Hey, did anybody see me make that nifty play to my left?
Eddy Sacks April 11, 2012 05:37
Raul Ibanez can still hit…he just can’t play the field any more.
Chris Stewart April 11, 2012 05:45
They were scared of me. Haha!
Bobby Petrino April 11, 2012 06:30
He still can’t hit as good as me. Didn’t you see how many times I hit the pavement after my “accident?” The lesson stay away from white women.
TSJC April 11, 2012 07:38
never
Bexy April 11, 2012 13:13
Wanna tap my hippo ass?
Joe Páwlikowski April 12, 2012 14:47
Get in line after Joe Pawl is done with her fat ass.
saucY April 11, 2012 07:43
Am I the only one that thinks Girardi is out there playing when Raul is out there at first? Same 2009 27 throwback jersey as Girardi and similar neanderthalish faces. Its bizarre.
Mark Teixeira April 11, 2012 07:50
*long foul ball; grounds out to second*
Duh April 11, 2012 09:13
Seriously … everyone likes to bang on Cashman for the various mistakes with pitchers … what exactly is this guy giving us for, what, $180 million? I don’t even remember exactly what we’re paying him, but he is clearly not worth it. I don’t dislike him, but he’s been a bust.
Laura Posada April 11, 2012 12:34
Did you say bust?
Buck Showalter April 11, 2012 08:11
Disrespectful to Flanny.
Jonathan Pap-Smear April 11, 2012 09:35
Raul Ibanez has a striking resemblance to Lord Voldemort.
Lord Voldemort April 11, 2012 12:09
Ha! I am good looking and he ain’t.
Rauuuul April 11, 2012 12:36
At least I have a nose!
Bexy April 11, 2012 13:15
You hideous bastards can’t compete with me! Or Benny
Ben Ka bak's Dad April 12, 2012 14:49
I’m so proud of my gay lawyer subway taking son.
YES reporter April 11, 2012 09:42
Joe, you are always touted as a statistical manager, but literally none of your decisions line up with an increased probability of winning. What exactly is in that binder?
Ritardi: I color the pages with my blue crayon.
YES reporter: So based on your stats, how many wins do you thing you cost this team per year?
Ritardi: That’s easy, its right here in my binder…I cost the team blue unicorn…
Brian S. April 11, 2012 09:50
Yeah Raul! I knew you could do it!
Brian S. April 11, 2012 12:45
I’m so proud of you baby. Words can’t bring you down, cause you are beautiful in every single way.
Dyslexic Zombie April 11, 2012 13:06
urgh… BrianS… BrianS…
Igor April 11, 2012 13:15
One of these Brians is “Abby Normal.”
Brian S. April 11, 2012 13:24
They’re both fucking imposters is what they are. Losers who.should get lives. For the record I don’t find Raul hot or attractive in any way, especially when he’s wearing a speedo.
.S nairB April 11, 2012 17:38
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Brian S. April 12, 2012 14:50
Long live Raul!!!
Call me Crazy April 11, 2012 09:52
..but in that light Ibanez looks a little Girardiesque. An “uglier” Girardi, if you will.
If Girardi pulled Garcia with 2 outs in the 5th instead of getting all sentimental and letting Freddy talk him into finishing the inning, that would have probably been a 9-inning game.
Ritardi Losses:2 April 11, 2012 10:20
Joe: Garcey, You have four wild pitches, you can’t find the strike zone and you are old and suck in general, I am going to pull you for a reliever.
Garcia: I think I can do it.
Joe: OK
Joe Girardi April 11, 2012 11:24
Hey Guys….give me a twitter follow at twitter.com/girardisbinder
You will get a kick out of it, I promise!!!
Ritardi Losses:2 April 11, 2012 11:36
It was funny how you stole my joke. lol
Nick Swisher April 11, 2012 12:38
YO SKIP!!! Imma follow you on twitter if you follow ME! TWEET ME BRO!!! Shootout to mah creatures!! HOLLAAAAA!!!!1!!!!!!
Nick Swisher April 11, 2012 12:40
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I MEANT SHOUTOUT!!!!! HAHAHA
Ben Kaabak April 11, 2012 16:56
guys, email us your suggestions on how we can monetize this twitter site
Bexy April 11, 2012 20:04
Post naked pictures! It worked for me!!!
Joe Páwlikowski April 12, 2012 14:51
Pic’s of me blowing Mike.
Roy Keane's Dog April 11, 2012 11:42
Jeter = Ryan Giggs. He will have a huge year and defy critics. May win a batting title…before Cano.
Sensitive RAB Guy April 11, 2012 16:58
pretentious euro-phile
TSJC April 12, 2012 14:53
We win for Trayvon. You gou young brutha. Preach to the Man.