After driving in a career-high three runs in the Yankees 8-3 victory over the Twins, light-hitting backup catcher Chris Stewart decided to leave on a high note and promptly retire from baseball.
“Alright, that’s it for me!”
After driving in a career-high three runs in the Yankees 8-3 victory over the Twins, light-hitting backup catcher Chris Stewart decided to leave on a high note and promptly retire from baseball.
“Alright, that’s it for me!”
30 Comments
benchwarmer April 17, 2012 23:27
The shitty catcher store called, they are running out of you. Because you are their best seller.
Nunez time to shine bitches!
Almost Got Excited April 17, 2012 23:48
Wish this was true! Would LOVE to see Cervelli back instead of this guy. 1 Cervelli plays with more heart than 10 Chris Stewarts.
Ana April 18, 2012 01:22
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Cervelli April 18, 2012 01:48
Have you seen my AAA numbers? I couldn’t hit water if I fell out a fucking boat
A Bag of Balls April 18, 2012 10:46
You were offered for me, but it was turned down.
Cervelli April 19, 2012 00:13
Come to think of it, I can’t even fall out of a boat correctly,how else you think I got to this country?
BEXY April 20, 2012 10:50
LET ME LICK YOUR BURRITO
Brett Pedroia April 18, 2012 08:12
Tru dat, where’s that young sexy cervy
Mike Asxia April 18, 2012 09:28
I AGREE! One Cervelli is dreamier and plays with more passion than10 Chris Stewarts! Do you see those eyes? Those biceps toned from that fist-pumping workout regiment?
You guys just don’t appreciate him like I do: http://riveraveblues.com/2011/02/the-many-faces-of-frankie-cervelli-43406/
Stupid moron April 18, 2012 15:46
Tell me the last time “heart” won a baseball game. I always thought it was pitches, hits, and defense that won. But maybe I’m just a stupid moron.
Joe April 18, 2012 05:53
My move worked. Marty needed a rest. Stewey gets the hit. Eat me.
Cervelli's mom April 18, 2012 09:43
WTF? Bring my boy back!
And you still owe me $100!
Joe April 18, 2012 09:43
I thought rimjobs were $50?
Big Pimping April 18, 2012 09:55
Extra $25 for finger play and $25 for layaway mofo.
P.S. I found a girl that will dress up like a binder, but that costs extra.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate April 18, 2012 08:42
The NYY steaks were making him thirsty?
Moshe Mandel April 18, 2012 08:53
Ain’t no thing but a shyster amirite?
Joe April 18, 2012 09:55
I’ve looked at the binder. I’ve spoken to my forearms. I did the eye test, the sniff test and I’ve had a HIV test.
I’ve made the comparables.
And I have concluded that Cervelli is a great big pile of shit.
Joe Páwlikowski April 20, 2012 10:51
My boyfriend won’t let me get an AIDS test. He doesn’t want to know. :(
Josh Hamilton April 18, 2012 10:33
Yo Lester… lemme get one of them Natty Lights?
No??? FUCK YOU THEN
Ben Bernanke April 18, 2012 10:55
Nice, now he’s out of the labor force with the rest of the disgruntled job-seekers- unemployment rate is falling!
Nice! April 18, 2012 11:17
Thanks! I love going on Yankee sites, but I hate every minute of my life that is not inundated with bullshit political commentary put forward by idiots.
But now thanks to you I suffer no more!
Nice April 18, 2012 13:28
I’ve just been Brian S’d
Jimmy Shaker April 18, 2012 13:55
Sorry, didn’t notice there was someone posting under nice (but looking back, you have some solid posts). Wasn’t trying to impersonate you, just mock the first word used by Bernacks up there. From now on I will only post under my real name.
Nice April 18, 2012 14:07
Nah, don’t worry about it. I do more lurking that posting anyway so it’s completely understandable
Ritardi losses:2 April 18, 2012 18:52
Just fuck each other already.
Brett Pedroia April 18, 2012 20:56
Are they underage? Because if they are, I volunteer.
Mike Napoli April 18, 2012 10:55
Hey Lester how does my ass taste? Like Popeye’s or KFC?
CC April 18, 2012 15:46
Cap’n Crunch
Rambo April 18, 2012 19:01
Fuck em.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Jerry April 19, 2012 20:48
You call THAT the tractor story?