This. Is. Exciting.
We all know about The Binder. We all know about the power it possesses in influencing Joe Girardi’s decisions. So, for the rest of the season, we’ll be tracking some of the great things it tells Joe! Every week or whenever appropriate, we’ll update it. Audience participation is accepted!
To get us all going, here’s two.
72 Comments
Binder says April 29, 2012 20:13
Boone ‘Boony’ Logan can get any hitter out.
The Binder Says April 29, 2012 20:13
It’s ok to pitch Booney against right handers
Binder says April 30, 2012 00:17
Boone Logan is a competent pitcher.
Buck April 29, 2012 20:19
This is disrespectful to Flanny
MLB Merchandising April 30, 2012 19:01
http://i.imgur.com/E1zZ1.jpg
Ritardi losses:2 April 29, 2012 20:21
Gardner offers no value except batting against righties.
Brian S. April 29, 2012 20:42
Bocce balls
Joe's Binder April 29, 2012 20:48
Sometimes you just have to tip your cap…
Binder April 29, 2012 20:51
Bring in Gardner to pinch run.
BUNT him to second.
Sergio Mitre April 29, 2012 21:04
SIGN ME!
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate April 29, 2012 21:12
Load the bases with to put the winning run on 3rd!
The binder says April 29, 2012 21:13
Have curtis granderson bunt in the first inning
Grandy April 30, 2012 09:03
You are right. My career has plunged horribly downward under Joe.
Yankee Stadium II April 30, 2012 12:20
And I have nothing to do with that.
Binger April 29, 2012 21:16
I think the advice needs to rhyme.
“When you’re on the road, you must be brave. Bring in Mo, but only for the save.”
1929 Highway Billboard May 2, 2012 09:38
Burma Shave.
The Truth April 29, 2012 21:23
It’s smart to constantly change your cleanup hitter based on who’s pitching.
Binger April 29, 2012 21:43
“A hitter with power at the plate now stands. A runner on first? Take the bat out of his hands.”
Binder April 29, 2012 22:15
No one has ever been burned by a two-out intentional walk. NO ONE!
Joe Girardi April 29, 2012 23:22
I will win another just to shove it up you. Who do want, Bobby V?
New York Times Sports Desk April 30, 2012 16:50
Yes.
Terry Francona April 30, 2012 23:58
I’m available.
Nice April 30, 2012 00:03
Rafael Soriano is the 7th inning guy.
Binder April 30, 2012 01:16
Always have a utilityman that is the worst defender on your team.
Binder April 30, 2012 01:18
Joba is not a starter.
Binder April 30, 2012 02:13
Ibanez, Nunez and Gardner are all equally excellent defenders.
Barry Lamar April 30, 2012 03:03
Just how homo is Joe G?
CC Sabathia before Yankees: 22 int walks in 2134 IP
Under Joe G: 18 int walks in 740.1 IP
CC sabathia April 30, 2012 03:08
My ring collection under Joe G – one
My ring collection in those 2,134 innings pitched. None.
AJ Burnett April 30, 2012 03:11
That’s his fault for shitting the bed in October until I came along.
Texas Ranger Fans April 30, 2012 03:06
Did you see how we were all standing & cheering with our team DOWN by 2 runs in the Top of the 8th when the Rays had a runner on 2nd & 2 outs?
Remember when Yankee Stadium Fans were actually into the game?
Binder April 30, 2012 03:31
Remember when the Rangers had to pull a broom out of their ass every October?
The Truth April 30, 2012 09:15
Remember when you assholes only cared about football, oh that’s still the case. Stop pretending the minute this team loses three in a row this is what you will hear “When do the Cowboys open camp?”
Joeybagonuts April 30, 2012 09:40
I don’t remember that, but I remember a ball flying over Nelson Cruz’s head last October…
Derek Jeter April 30, 2012 03:08
Hey Cash before you get sent packing isn’t it time we start talking extension?
Binder April 30, 2012 03:27
There’s nothing wrong with your team by hoping and praying for a 39-year old to come in and salvage the rest of your rotation besides CC.
Monteros non ability to catch is so overated April 30, 2012 08:39
Trade Montero, he will never be able to catch as well as cervelli and we need to rest Arod and jetes when theyre 40plus at DH.
Dee April 30, 2012 09:08
That sounds like Cashman’s binder, not Girardi. Stick to the topic!
The Truth April 30, 2012 09:17
I think they read from the same Binder. I mean who needs a young hitter with 40 home run potential. I mean look at how well the Josh Beckett-Hanley Ramirex trade worked out. Beckett the ultimate clubhouse leader and ace.
Rhyme Time April 30, 2012 09:38
He has walked the bases full, men:
Put Gar-”See Ya!” in the bullpen.
Joeybagonuts April 30, 2012 09:41
When Jeter is 4 for 4 with a HR in a close game, make sure he bunts in his last AB…
EL BINDER April 30, 2012 10:31
MOAR MOVE U MAKE, NOMAAS PEOPLE GONNA HATE
EL NOMAAS BINDER April 30, 2012 10:32
TAKE JETER OUT OF LEADOFF, HIS PRODOCTION GOIN SOUTH
2012 STICK FOOT NOW IN MOUT
Typical Jeter fan April 30, 2012 11:25
WE’ll IGNORE HIS LAST TWO SEASONS OF SUB .750 OPS!
Easy to figure out April 30, 2012 11:14
The Truth is the Eduardo Nunez character.
The Truth April 30, 2012 11:44
Uh no, but thanks for playing.
Eduardo Núñez April 30, 2012 12:51
HAHAHAHA MORAN
The Binder April 30, 2012 11:52
The only way Nunez’s defense is going to get better, is by giving him more and more defending opportunities.
The Binder April 30, 2012 11:57
It’s okay to start an offensively inadequate catcher, in the playoffs, if your starting pitcher thinks he does better on the mound.
NOMAAS COMENTER BINDER April 30, 2012 12:54
PLAYER DU GOOD ONE DAY : PREISE
PLAYERD DU BAD NES DAY: HE SOCKS I NEW AL ALON, CASHMAN MORAN!, I SAID DIS HAPPEN LOOK BAK COMMENTZ I INTERNET GM SMART
NOMAAS BINDER April 30, 2012 12:58
MOVE LF WALL BAK, WE TINK OUTSIDE BOX
Binger April 30, 2012 13:34
“LOOGY v. lefties when game’s on the line, but even ‘gainst righties I’m sure he’ll do fine.”
internet TOUGH binder April 30, 2012 13:41
School these other trapper keepers like a boss.
NOMAAS COMENTER BINDER April 30, 2012 14:09
YEH BOONE LOGAN HAS GOOD NOMBERS AN ONLI ALOW 1 ER BOT HE SOKS COS WE SEY SO
NOMAAS BINDER April 30, 2012 14:19
IF WE HAD 200 MILLION PAYROLL WE WOULD NEVER LOSE A GAME:
GET UBALDO – TRADE MONTERO, NOVA, BANUELOS , YOU HAV TO GIVE SOME TO GET SOME, WE SMART, UBALDO IS REEL DEAL NOVA SOCKS.
http://nomaas.org/2011/07/our-two-step-trading-deadline-plan/
Stop April 30, 2012 14:25
Dude, enough. You’re annoying.
Eduardo Núñez April 30, 2012 16:41
DA TRUTH HURT MOTHERFOCKER
Binger April 30, 2012 15:54
“A left handed starter yet unseen? It’s true, that tipping your cap is the best you can do.”
Binder April 30, 2012 15:55
Don’t ask me… go with your gut.
Binger April 30, 2012 16:01
“Nunez threw another ball in the seats? ‘Try, Try Again’ is what you must repeat”
Eduardo Núñez April 30, 2012 16:44
FEE FI FO FUM
SUK MY POLE ONTIL I CUM
MAMAGUEVO
CJ April 30, 2012 16:37
Ibanez is in the OF again tonight. Unreal.
Ritardi Losses:2 April 30, 2012 17:36
That’s on Cashman and his 13 man bullpen, 2 DH, no backup outfielder roster. 2 DHs? when your dopey manager has to “rest” his athletes every 5 days?
Scott Proctor May 1, 2012 22:33
yeah, i don’t need to rest!
Joe's Binder April 30, 2012 18:24
The thought of Ibanez in LF fills me with terror,
Ground ball to Nunez, here comes another error.
Hughes on the mound giving up the long ball,
Won’t make it out of the second, Larry gives the bullpen a call…
Binder April 30, 2012 18:38
Regarding Nunez:
“This kid can play the outfield as well and today’s the day to put him out there.”
(actual Girardi quote from today’s pre-grame show)
Eduardo Núñez April 30, 2012 21:38
TELL ME HOW MY CULO TASTE MOTHERFOCKER
Mike Asxia's Binder April 30, 2012 19:14
Let Joe Pawl give you head
Get both Bennie and his dad into bed
Steal content from our buddy Chad Jennings
Laugh while Bexy plans her and Andy’s wedding
Remember: Moshe and Hannah are real winners
Yell at my mom to make me dinner
Remind myself that Ted Nelson is a tool and a bum
And dont forget to suck off TSJC and make him cum
Voila April 30, 2012 19:31
Well, looks like the 2nd inning today showed us just how bad Ibanez is in the field.
Easy fly ball to Ibanez = MISS
Easy fly ball to Nunez = CAUGHT
When Eduardo Nunez can do in the field what you CAN’T, you know it’s time to hang it up. The Yanks need to stop signing 40-year-olds from AAAA.
Binder and Binder April 30, 2012 20:52
We’re America’s most successful disability advocates.
Major Medical Pigeon April 30, 2012 21:05
Set to the AFLAC Major Medical pigeon commercial…
How come we have Raul Ibanez in LF?
pigeon screeching “Raul Ibanez”…
I play left field, is that enough for you?
There are things Raul Ibanez just shoudn’t do…
Gardner makes that catch so you don’t have to fret,
Gold Glove defense (like a safety net)
Takes a good route just to cover your back,
Makes the play at the warning track…
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SGT Murtaugh May 1, 2012 07:52
Im getting too old for this shit….
Joe Páwlikowski May 1, 2012 15:44
Does the Binder know if my gay thoughts will come true?