As I work on my new book called The Pirates without Barry Bonds, I’m looking at the back of Jeter’s baseball card and it says he’s got more jacks than Pujols and Arod combined.
Ever notice that the Derek Jeter GIDP Countdown mysteriously disappeared once I started hitting again? Sure they love me NOW, but we’ll see what happens when I hit my first slump of the year… thanks, nomaas!
If anyone deserves mad props in this game, it’s me. You thought the lead was safely out of reach, didn’t you? Didn’t think I could make you sweat, huh? LOL
Soon, people will stop caring about World Championships, World Series MVPs, and clutch performance, and start focusing on the important things like VORP and BABIP!!! The regression is right around the corner!!! Don’t leave Mom and Dad’s basement now, our time is coming!!!
Do you guys think my genius pickup of Chris Stewart has anything to do with Hughes struggles? You know that knows nothing about Hughes repertoire or plan?
Repertoire? Straight 90-92 fastball + junk secondary stuff + lousy command. Martin has caught him many times. Time to blame the pudgy golden boy, not Cashman or Girardi.
He was money all spring until we decided to bring in a guy with no clue about any of the pitchers instead of cervelli who has been with the team for two or three years.
Shit, Jeter isnt finished? Well, we can focus on his fielding metrics and make a case the yanks would win two world series this year if Jeter would field more balls up the middle. Let’s tear down mo in the meantime….
I remember when we would be lucky to win one game in a series with the Fightin Scoscia’s, now I think we should pound the fuck out of them everytime. BTW I can’t be the only one who thinks this Artie Moreno spending spree might end badly.
39 Comments
Mike Scioscia April 16, 2012 00:13
This picture makes me look fat
CC April 16, 2012 01:44
I never have that problem.
Nick Social April 16, 2012 15:41
Sure. Blame the picture.
Negrodamus April 16, 2012 00:21
Ibanez has old man strength.
Raul 'Lord Voldemort' Ibanez April 16, 2012 01:33
I Avada Kedavra’d that ball
TSJC April 16, 2012 15:39
Nigga please
Minka Kelly April 16, 2012 00:27
Did someone say threesome?
Jeter Stan April 16, 2012 11:41
No bitch! He actually hits better when you arent around.
Alan Weisman April 16, 2012 00:49
As I work on my new book called The Pirates without Barry Bonds, I’m looking at the back of Jeter’s baseball card and it says he’s got more jacks than Pujols and Arod combined.
Duder April 16, 2012 00:50
Is it weird I got a boner?
Joe Páwlikowski April 16, 2012 15:40
Join the club. It’s not gay though.
Confused April 16, 2012 01:31
But NoMaas told me Jeter was done.
Derek Jeter April 16, 2012 01:36
Ever notice that the Derek Jeter GIDP Countdown mysteriously disappeared once I started hitting again? Sure they love me NOW, but we’ll see what happens when I hit my first slump of the year… thanks, nomaas!
#2 for life April 16, 2012 10:24
Yeah, you assholes that wanted him out of the one spot when he was struggling can suck it now!
Rafael Soriano April 16, 2012 01:31
If anyone deserves mad props in this game, it’s me. You thought the lead was safely out of reach, didn’t you? Didn’t think I could make you sweat, huh? LOL
Randy Levine April 16, 2012 02:00
*takes a bow*
Mark Teixeira April 16, 2012 01:43
Well I think I’ve reached my hit quota for the month of April!
Mel Hall Yankee Tradition April 16, 2012 02:13
That headline just ain’t right…
A Bag of Balls April 16, 2012 05:16
Trade Hughes for me.
A-Rod's Tranny Girlfiend April 16, 2012 11:37
Done!
Rimjob Mike April 16, 2012 05:48
I guess Scioscia likes it in the Pujols because Jeter was fucking them all weekend.
NoMaas 2006 April 16, 2012 08:44
Soon, people will stop caring about World Championships, World Series MVPs, and clutch performance, and start focusing on the important things like VORP and BABIP!!! The regression is right around the corner!!! Don’t leave Mom and Dad’s basement now, our time is coming!!!
2Pac April 16, 2012 09:09
Die slow. My .44 will make sho’ all yo’ kids don’t grow.
Phil Leotardo April 16, 2012 13:59
The regression actually is right around the corner, brah. Spoiler alert: Jete’s not gonna hit .366 or slug .610 all year.
4000 level Statistics Class April 16, 2012 22:47
i think he meant me….
Joeybagonuts April 16, 2012 09:23
Trade Teix for Trumbo.
Marshmellow Man April 16, 2012 10:27
I thought Dalton Trumbo was dead. Johnny better get his gun.
Mentally unstable Cash April 16, 2012 10:10
Do you guys think my genius pickup of Chris Stewart has anything to do with Hughes struggles? You know that knows nothing about Hughes repertoire or plan?
Also, Montero’s line looking pretty good.
Can I fire myself?
Batting Practice April 16, 2012 10:49
Repertoire? Straight 90-92 fastball + junk secondary stuff + lousy command. Martin has caught him many times. Time to blame the pudgy golden boy, not Cashman or Girardi.
Metnally unstabel Cash April 16, 2012 10:59
He was money all spring until we decided to bring in a guy with no clue about any of the pitchers instead of cervelli who has been with the team for two or three years.
BulletProofMustache April 16, 2012 10:16
Shit, Jeter isnt finished? Well, we can focus on his fielding metrics and make a case the yanks would win two world series this year if Jeter would field more balls up the middle. Let’s tear down mo in the meantime….
#2 for life April 16, 2012 10:41
Forget his fielding! The captain is BACK motherfuckers!!!!
Jeet Skeet April 16, 2012 10:51
There was a lot of me involved in this scene!
Logic April 16, 2012 11:06
Chris Stewart will just fall perfectly into a long line of infuriating and puzzling, but temporary, New York Yankees.
Take your place beside Randy Wynn, Chris.
Tony Womack April 16, 2012 14:20
Don’t forget me…
The Truth April 16, 2012 11:07
I remember when we would be lucky to win one game in a series with the Fightin Scoscia’s, now I think we should pound the fuck out of them everytime. BTW I can’t be the only one who thinks this Artie Moreno spending spree might end badly.
Albert Pujols April 16, 2012 12:20
I’m probably 2 or 3 years older than listed and beginning my decline phase in year 1 of a 10 year deal.
Thanks for the cash money, Arte.
Joe Páwlikowski April 16, 2012 15:41
I have a 92k word opus coming on Jeter’s bedroom prowess. Including a pie chart and the use of small sample size.
27 Rings April 19, 2012 10:48
Best.Headline.Ever.