Or a 49 year old lefty that throws 65MPH. I beat you guys back in 2010 and I’d beat you guys today. Now excuse, I have to put some ointment on my cheeks.
Ignore all the other retards, I AM the REAL Brian S. How do I know? Well because I have an ‘S’-shaped birthmark on my right buttock. Wanna check it out?
Again stop frontin. Be the middle aged white man that you are. BTW when does Ritardi settle on a damn clean up hitter. If Cano batted third last night that bases loaded situation would have turned out differently.
It’s not like they all don’t already live at Trump Towers…
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Girardi on Freddy Garcia April 25, 2012 10:43Reply
“Each start has been somewhat different.” Really? I don’t know… either way you look at it, 5 runs per inning is 5 runs per inning. If only we’d known Freddy would take after A.J., as soon as that Jabroni left…
They should give Phelps a chance. He has excellent command and movement on his pitches thus far. Send Cody Eppley down and bring up D.J. Mitchell to handle long relief, while we have the spot open (’til Gardner gets back).
And after getting blanked by Darvish yesterday, Girardi THEN decides to pitch Freddy, instead of skipping him and starting C.C. on his normal rest.
I kept track of every single game last year and determined that there were 15 games the Yankees would have won, without any doubt, if it wasn’t for a ridiculous move by Girardi. That would have put the Yanks at 112 wins (97 + 15). Who knows how many he will cost us this year.
Meanwhile, Donnie’s Dodgers have the 3rd best record in baseball (behind Rangers and Nationals).
If only we’d known…that an over the hill pitcher who got one last gasp out of his arm last year wouldn’t repeat that success?
If only we had a GM who wasn’t dealing with his fucked up love life instead of setting our roster properly. Seriously. Garcia and Pettitte instead of giving one of the more than ready kids a chance?
Plus, they have a better team this year. Therefore, if we got rid of Girardi, that should mean a record of maybe 125 wins and 37 losses. Naturally, all playoff series and the World Series would be won via sweeps.
44 Comments
Bob April 25, 2012 00:28
Thank God Darvish isn’t a lefty who throws 85MPH. Else we wudda been no hit.
Jamie Moyer April 25, 2012 07:21
Or a 49 year old lefty that throws 65MPH. I beat you guys back in 2010 and I’d beat you guys today. Now excuse, I have to put some ointment on my cheeks.
Yankee beat writers April 25, 2012 00:29
Yu got served !!!
Darvish says F YUUUU !
TEE HEE !!!
Ash Ketchum April 25, 2012 01:33
Kuroda, you fought long and hard. You deserve a good rest. RETURN to your pokeball!
Shogun of Harlem April 25, 2012 00:31
The Yankees absolutely suck against pitchers they have never seen before….I mean suck!
Derek Jeter April 25, 2012 01:07
Speak for yourself.
Pineda's shoulder April 25, 2012 01:04
Maybe I committed harikiri too!
Dr. Altchek April 25, 2012 01:11
Here is your second opinion. You guys are fucked.
Harvey Dent April 25, 2012 01:44
Who is the real Brian S?
Brian S. April 25, 2012 14:42
Ignore all the other retards, I AM the REAL Brian S. How do I know? Well because I have an ‘S’-shaped birthmark on my right buttock. Wanna check it out?
Brian S. May 1, 2012 15:40
Yeah!
Josh Hamiltons Bat April 25, 2012 02:21
If Josh held onto me half as tight as he did his crack pipe I wouldn’t have been thrown all over the infield tonight
Josh Hamilton April 25, 2012 02:24
It’s been a while since I killed a fan. I’ll get one of those bastards soon.
Phillie "Fan" April 25, 2012 14:42
It’s been a while since I barfed on a little girl… I’ll get one soon!
This game was April 25, 2012 07:27
Lost when they had bases loaded and no outs and couldn’t score a run.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate April 25, 2012 08:39
The game plan of ‘swing as early in the count as possible’ didn’t help either.
Yu April 25, 2012 10:41
I was throwing first pitch strikes, you dumb drunk!
Billy Martin April 25, 2012 13:44
Hey now…who you calling a drunk!!
Josh Buckett April 25, 2012 14:43
*POPS OPEN ANOTHER NATTY LITE*
Curved Slightly April 25, 2012 08:14
Not a bad game from Hiroki-san at all. Darvish was just nasty.
The Truth April 25, 2012 09:16
Those pictures of Japanese bears makes me get a big black boner.
The Real Truth April 25, 2012 09:39
Again stop frontin. Be the middle aged white man that you are. BTW when does Ritardi settle on a damn clean up hitter. If Cano batted third last night that bases loaded situation would have turned out differently.
rob balis April 25, 2012 11:22
you are stupid
The Real Troof April 25, 2012 12:23
nigga please
Pineda's shoulder April 25, 2012 09:31
Can’t wait for vacation! Sitting on a beach earning a check. That’s the life.
John Rocker April 25, 2012 09:36
Nice racist photo!
Brian S. April 25, 2012 10:18
That gook.
Donald Trump April 25, 2012 10:34
If I bought the team from the two pathetic little snots, we would get players like Darvish.
Yu April 25, 2012 10:43
And the team would play at Donald Trump Stadium and all of the players would use Donald Trump branded toilet paper!!
The Donald April 25, 2012 11:03
It’s not like they all don’t already live at Trump Towers…
Girardi on Freddy Garcia April 25, 2012 10:43
“Each start has been somewhat different.” Really? I don’t know… either way you look at it, 5 runs per inning is 5 runs per inning. If only we’d known Freddy would take after A.J., as soon as that Jabroni left…
They should give Phelps a chance. He has excellent command and movement on his pitches thus far. Send Cody Eppley down and bring up D.J. Mitchell to handle long relief, while we have the spot open (’til Gardner gets back).
And after getting blanked by Darvish yesterday, Girardi THEN decides to pitch Freddy, instead of skipping him and starting C.C. on his normal rest.
I kept track of every single game last year and determined that there were 15 games the Yankees would have won, without any doubt, if it wasn’t for a ridiculous move by Girardi. That would have put the Yanks at 112 wins (97 + 15). Who knows how many he will cost us this year.
Meanwhile, Donnie’s Dodgers have the 3rd best record in baseball (behind Rangers and Nationals).
rob balis April 25, 2012 11:24
you’re a loser
Fucker April 25, 2012 11:55
If only we’d known…that an over the hill pitcher who got one last gasp out of his arm last year wouldn’t repeat that success?
If only we had a GM who wasn’t dealing with his fucked up love life instead of setting our roster properly. Seriously. Garcia and Pettitte instead of giving one of the more than ready kids a chance?
Simple April 25, 2012 10:58
Plus, they have a better team this year. Therefore, if we got rid of Girardi, that should mean a record of maybe 125 wins and 37 losses. Naturally, all playoff series and the World Series would be won via sweeps.
Joe Paterno's Ghost April 25, 2012 14:17
I probably should have committed harakiri before all that man/boy love thing came out. I would have been canonized.
Hideki Irabu's Corpse April 25, 2012 14:45
Herrrrrooooo!!!!
Michael Pineda April 25, 2012 17:05
Labral tear. Surgery on May 1st.
Pete C. April 25, 2012 17:15
Done for the season.
BreakingNews April 25, 2012 17:23
pineda out for the season…
seattle mariners April 25, 2012 17:27
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Humber Pie April 25, 2012 17:54
You guys can’t even get to 1st base.
Pineda's shoulder April 25, 2012 17:33
I uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.
For the ledge jumpers April 25, 2012 17:53
Who’s going to seriously care about Cashman trading Montero for Pineda when the Yankees win the World Series this year?
Pineda's shoulder April 25, 2012 18:58
That’s nice of you to bring up one thing that has nothing to do with the other.