BREAKING NEWS…this thread is gloriously racist, Kuroda has giant man balls, Rimjob Mikes breath smells like shit, my mom reads NoMaas, Ted Nelson IS TSJC, Joe Pawl and I have adopted another small middle eastern child, I suffer from an unknown source of repeated anal bleeding and this one time I took this one guys mouth virginity. Here’s Mr. Met…
37 Comments
Hiroki Kuroda April 13, 2012 20:21
Albert WHO?
A-Bomb April 13, 2012 20:28
Welcome to the American Leagues Mr Pooholes
Ki m Last April 16, 2012 15:33
Lumpholes
Mr. Myagi April 13, 2012 20:48
Albert Pujols San, this not National Leauge, this not tournament, this for real.
R2-D2 April 14, 2012 06:23
^THIS FTW
Captain Obvious April 13, 2012 21:15
This whole thread is really racist.
Kuroda April 13, 2012 21:51
moshi moshi
Ash Ketchum April 13, 2012 21:55
GO KURODA!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!
Kuroda April 14, 2012 09:51
[excitedly] Kuroda!!!!
Kuroda April 14, 2012 05:00
Who told you that I eat dog?
Malcolm April 14, 2012 07:10
Isn’t it obvious?
Fucker April 14, 2012 08:54
You are confusing japs with the blacks. The japs don’t think every comment about their culture is some awful sign of systemic oppression.
ESPN April 14, 2012 12:10
Kuroda had no chink in his armor
rob balis April 14, 2012 15:34
except kuroda is a jap and not a chink like lin..you fucking dumb ass
hi April 15, 2012 20:27
shut the fuck up you fucking gook loving jap commie.
Nathan April 13, 2012 21:40
Hitta here, catcha here…strike zone here.
Tex April 13, 2012 21:56
I almost got a hit.
Moshe Mandel April 13, 2012 22:07
Shabbos!!!!!!
Nice April 13, 2012 22:08
Don’t you love how Joe Madden and the Rays gave us and Idiot Joe Girardi hell but spread their asscheeks nice and wide for Bahhstan?
Bolshevik Bud April 13, 2012 23:12
Hey, I pay Tampa’s bills so I make the rules. Yankees winning is bad for baseball.
Boston Douche April 13, 2012 22:29
Fack you and your faggy home openah. Did ya see my boy Tek and future hall of Fmaer Wakefield out there today representin Larry Bird nation?
Hiroki Kuroda April 13, 2012 22:38
It is a shame that, as a former NLer and Japanese pitcher, that I am unable to pitch effectively against American League lineups.
Curved Slightly April 14, 2012 00:14
After the loss to Tampa Hiroki said to himself: “I will to the Angels what America did to Nagasaki.” And he did.
Girardi's Braces April 14, 2012 01:25
I wanted Boone in the game in the 6th inning
Rimjob Mike April 14, 2012 04:35
I was at this game. Kuroda pitched a gem.
Stanley Spadowski April 14, 2012 07:59
Good, I was waiting on confirmation from you. I thought it could be different than what I saw on TV.
RimJob Mike April 14, 2012 16:11
wow.
Mike Axsia April 14, 2012 08:09
BREAKING NEWS…this thread is gloriously racist, Kuroda has giant man balls, Rimjob Mikes breath smells like shit, my mom reads NoMaas, Ted Nelson IS TSJC, Joe Pawl and I have adopted another small middle eastern child, I suffer from an unknown source of repeated anal bleeding and this one time I took this one guys mouth virginity. Here’s Mr. Met…
Fucker April 14, 2012 08:55
Is TSJC really Ted nelson? makes sense.
DAWG April 14, 2012 09:12
THAT’S A GOOD JOB BY YOU MIKEY
Rimjob Mike April 14, 2012 16:16
Tell your mother to wipe properly. I’m tired of picking corn out of my teeth.
Jeet Skeet April 14, 2012 09:07
Herro Kuroda
Ronery Hideki Irabu April 14, 2012 10:36
Herrrro Kuroda-san! ^__^°°
Sully April 14, 2012 11:05
It’s not fai-uh, we deserve a Chinaman pitcher to.
hi April 14, 2012 13:17
I know the haters will bring up Igawa and Irabu, but I gotta say the Yanks have really had good luck with some of the better slope-gooks in baseball.
fortune cookie April 14, 2012 20:04
Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Joe Páwlikowski April 16, 2012 15:33
I have a thing for asian balls.