Yanks drop to 0-2 with 8-6 loss to Tampa.
Kuroda: 5.2 IP, 6 R, 4 ER, 8 H, 4 BB, 2 K, 1 HR
Rapada: 0.2 IP, 2 ER, 2 H, 2 BB, 0 K
Nunez: Error to kick off 1st inning, eventually leading to 2 runs (why are people so infatuated with him??)
“You will leave in Clay Rapada to pitch against Longoria.”
45 Comments
Kuroda April 7, 2012 23:58
I shit bed worse than Chan Ho Park with explosive diarrhea
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate April 8, 2012 00:04
We throw a farm team at you last year to let you back into the playoffs and this is the fucking thanks we get?
Brandon April 8, 2012 00:23
In these first two games of the season, we have seen how much Maddon has destroyed Girardi. Our Joe for some reason decides to IBB Sean Rodriguez in the first inning, their Joe places in all these shifts that the offense hits into every fucking time. Kuroda should have been pulled earlier than he was, and Rapada should have been nowhere near the mound to face Longoria when he can’t get out Pena. Our manager is a fucking bozo.
potatoes April 8, 2012 00:38
“Our manager is a fucking bozo.”
i’ve been saying the same thing for years.
Stupid moron April 8, 2012 03:06
You get a gold star.
ESPN Headline April 8, 2012 13:40
Random commenter ‘potatoes’ has been saying manager Joe Girardi has been a bozo for years!
Pete C. April 8, 2012 07:03
II know let’s hire Bobby Valentine.
Step back from the ledge, it’s a long season.
Bozo April 11, 2012 13:00
GFY, and leave me outta this.
Sensitive RAB Guy April 8, 2012 02:17
and what the fuck is gardner doing on the bench in tne 2nd game of the year? play the fucking guy, before he’s old & washed up like the rest of the team. fucking binder.
Andrew Friedman April 8, 2012 03:05
When Brian Cashman is gone can I be your GM? I’d love to see what I can do with an extra $140 million…
Stupid moron April 8, 2012 03:11
And have one of the last draft picks every season instead of a top 5 pick?
Andrew Friedman April 8, 2012 12:24
True Stories:
(1) Last time I had a top 5 pick was 4 years ago, in 2008 draft.
(2) Last time I drafted a stud was 4 years ago, in 2008 draft.
Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) April 8, 2012 09:31
en shallah
Allah April 9, 2012 13:16
Its “inshullah” you idiot!
TSJC April 9, 2012 15:02
My niggas!
Mr. Obvious April 8, 2012 03:26
Critics were talking the same garbage when the Yanks started the season 0-2 back in 2009. Turned out to be an OK season.
DormantUlcer April 8, 2012 11:59
The (nearly identical) lineup was 3 years younger in 2009.
Johnny Damon, Hideki Matsui, Melky Cabrera, Jorge Posada April 8, 2012 13:45
Sup.
Derek Jeter, Mark Teixeira, Robinson Cano, Nick Swisher, and Alex Rodriguez April 8, 2012 14:16
Yeah!
Curtis Granderson, Russell Martin, Andruw Jones April 8, 2012 21:06
Hey!
Joe Torre, El Duque, Tino Martinez, David Wells, Scott Brosius and Paul O'Neill April 9, 2012 13:20
Losers!
Brian S. April 9, 2012 15:02
Yeah!
Gideon April 8, 2012 06:46
Kuroda pitched decent last night in his AL debut. If NunEz(Made the E capitalized on purpose) makes that play in the 1st he gets out of the inning unscathed and with a lot less pitches thrown. Perhaps Kuroda could have gone deeper into the game prohibiting Joe Girardi from even having to bring in Clay Rapada to pitch yet alone leaving him in to face Evan Longoria. This game could have gone a lot different.
I blame NunEEEEEEEEEEEz.
Ritardi losses: 2 April 8, 2012 07:02
Lineup fail. If Jeter needs a rest in game 2,he shouldn’t be on the team.
The Truth April 8, 2012 07:30
This was beyond fucking stupid. Honestly why the fuck in NunEEEEEEEZ on this team? Pena may suck with the bat, but he can catch the fucking ball. Hey Joe what the fuck does your binder say about that?
Grampa Jones April 8, 2012 07:38
Don’t forget about me jogging around left field. Golf glove in the 90s!
Curved Slightly April 8, 2012 07:17
Someone explain to me again why the Kuroda signing was given two thumbs up. I’d rather have thrown money at Oswalt.
Dope Cashman April 8, 2012 07:36
Kuroda has the guaranteed #2 spot.
The Truth April 8, 2012 08:21
Don’t say anything bad about Cashman Nomaas will say bad things about you and claim that you are not as intelligent as the stat docuhes who worship him. Never use your eyes the the print out is always right.
Sensitive RAB Guy April 9, 2012 00:21
the truth = shogun of harlem = angry black man
TSJC April 9, 2012 15:03
Honky cracka muthafucka. I will rape you with a broom handle while I pimp slap your momma
Eduardo Núñez April 8, 2012 10:06
FOK U NOMAAS MODEROCKER, DONZ BE TOLKIN LIKE U MODERFOKERZ DAT NO HOW TO RECONISE TALENT
U MODERFOKERZ WANTED MATSUI TO PLEY 1B, TO SINE DL REED JOHNSON, TO TRADE MONTERO FOR UBALOL
FOK U IN THE ASS NOMAAS HATERZ ATLEEST I DO WAHT REST OF TEAM CANTZ , GET A HIT WITH RISP MODERFOCKER
WHAT WHAT IN UR BUTT!
2012 Motherfockers!
TIME TO BRING IT
Nick Social April 9, 2012 19:02
TIME TO SHINE!!!
Moshe Mandel April 8, 2012 10:48
Nunez is a heathen.
Sensitive RAB Guy April 9, 2012 00:22
are you frum?
Brian S. April 8, 2012 10:54
Nunez cost us Lee and at least 1 title. Think about that.
The Truth April 8, 2012 11:52
No Cashman cost us lee and that title. Can someone again explainn why he is on the roster?
Mark Teixeira April 8, 2012 13:43
Don’t worry guys! I’ll be sure to pop out or K during every at-bat during Game 3! Protection for Robbie and ARod? hahahaha
Bobby Abreu April 9, 2012 13:23
You couldn’t protect A-Rod with a policeman.
A-Rod the Centaur April 9, 2012 15:48
If anything, the policeman will need the protection! LOL!
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=6457581
Ritardi losses:2 April 8, 2012 14:07
I guess big joe dumb doesn’t care about defense. Ibanez really needs to play the field in game 3 of the year?
Nick Swisher April 8, 2012 14:17
Man, yknow I really could use a little rest!!! i’ve been working so hard this whole offseason, this is the best shape I’ve been in years!!
messege me on twitter, shoutout to mah CREATURES! HOLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Brian S. April 8, 2012 17:49
I thought we weren’t going to allow Ibanez in the field? Make him a platoon DH like Posada was last year. Girardi with the hat trick of mistakes the first three games: intentional walk in the first inning, Clay Rapade allowed to face a righty (Longoria at that), and allowing Ibanez in the field.
Brian S. April 9, 2012 15:04
Rapada is a stud muffin.
Brian S. April 9, 2012 15:52
I like muffintops.