How horrendous is it that the Yankees have never worn a different uniform for a game since I can remember, and we do it for these assholes up in Boston?
George Steinbrenner did some fucked up shit during his time, but he would never have OK’d this shit, and he never would have approved that shit show of a stadium they replaced Yankee Stadium with.
The people in charge of our favorite team are wiping their asses with it.
“George Steinbrenner did some fucked up shit during his time, but he would never have OK’d this shit, and he never would have approved that shit show of a stadium they replaced Yankee Stadium with.”
It should also come with a complementary can of gas and cross to put on a dahkie’s lawn. You also get a Larry Bird Jersey, Bobby Orr blow up doll and a Curt Schilling video game called “Coon Hunt” Featuring George Zimmerman.
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I Can't Stomach The Truth April 20, 2012 17:28Reply
Several times. In fact twice last year for yanks-sox series. Heard the word niggah more times than in a Tupac song. Reality check Sully, it’s not a stereotype we are amking fun of.
Wowwwwww, that Ortiz home run was a joke. Fan touched it. Just so happened that “fan” was a Red Sux employee. Losing 3-0 on their 100th anniversary day… figure they gotta give the fans something I guess, right? Ridiculous. And the irony? A known steroid user, whose only success has come while on steroids, who is the least athletic “player” (can’t field any position) in baseball. The only way this spells Red Sux is because it is hopeless and pathetic, just like that solitary, undeserved run.
Conversation went like this; Sully: Hey Fitz ya see me I made a wicked awesome douche of myself on TV. Fitzy: wait a sec, ma I need more fackin chips can ya move ya fat ass. Yeah Fackin awesome, Yankees suck my cawk. ya comin over latah I got some new DVD’s Fistin’ Blonds Vahllume 12.
Holy shit. My first thought was what a clever photoshop, but its real. Damn, they’re gonna make it tough to make fun of them if they keep doing it to themselves first.
It’s Fitzy. You see that sweet new lid the Sawx wore on Fridey at the pahhty for Fenway Pahk? Fahkin thing is all white. Gonna look fahkin sweet with my fahkin Nomah’s Bettah t shirt and my new stone washed jeans.
Hey- You want to get a standin room ticket fa Sunday and chant Jetah’s A Homo? We’ll get right in that fahkin queeah’s head!
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Ed April 20, 2012 13:35
Of course it’s white. They didn’t tolerate *anything* colored back then.
TrimThoseSideburns April 20, 2012 13:40
Does it come in pink?
Kevin M. April 20, 2012 13:51
On the bright side….if you ever qualify for Wimbledon you’ll have something to wear.
Roy Keane's Dog April 20, 2012 14:08
It’s simple. Classic. Like Penn State’s uniforms. Right, Brett?
Sensitive RAB Guy April 21, 2012 06:57
more soccer-references, please
Leather Bound Books April 22, 2012 04:35
How is that a soccer reference aside from his alias captain retard?
Jay Destro April 24, 2012 14:44
Eat dicks.
Klockblock April 20, 2012 14:09
How many of you are willing to bet that there will be a bunch of douche red sox fans at the game today wearing them?
Moshe Mandel April 20, 2012 14:13
Who pays for anything these days?
Fucker April 20, 2012 14:53
How horrendous is it that the Yankees have never worn a different uniform for a game since I can remember, and we do it for these assholes up in Boston?
George Steinbrenner did some fucked up shit during his time, but he would never have OK’d this shit, and he never would have approved that shit show of a stadium they replaced Yankee Stadium with.
The people in charge of our favorite team are wiping their asses with it.
Chuck April 20, 2012 20:57
“George Steinbrenner did some fucked up shit during his time, but he would never have OK’d this shit, and he never would have approved that shit show of a stadium they replaced Yankee Stadium with.”
He built the thing, idiot.
LeonS April 21, 2012 12:55
Eh, I like that we can demonstrate which team is the classy one in this rivalry.
Bawbag April 20, 2012 15:20
Should it not be a pointy hood with eyeholes?
The Truth April 20, 2012 16:16
It should also come with a complementary can of gas and cross to put on a dahkie’s lawn. You also get a Larry Bird Jersey, Bobby Orr blow up doll and a Curt Schilling video game called “Coon Hunt” Featuring George Zimmerman.
I Can't Stomach The Truth April 20, 2012 17:28
You’ve never actually been to Boston have you?
The Truth April 20, 2012 20:29
Several times. In fact twice last year for yanks-sox series. Heard the word niggah more times than in a Tupac song. Reality check Sully, it’s not a stereotype we are amking fun of.
Negrodamus April 23, 2012 03:06
Sour Cream Central, Massachusetts.
Ki m Last April 23, 2012 14:30
Lumps.
Rimjob Mike April 20, 2012 15:41
Everything in Boston has to be white. Everything.
Amazing... April 20, 2012 16:04
Wowwwwww, that Ortiz home run was a joke. Fan touched it. Just so happened that “fan” was a Red Sux employee. Losing 3-0 on their 100th anniversary day… figure they gotta give the fans something I guess, right? Ridiculous. And the irony? A known steroid user, whose only success has come while on steroids, who is the least athletic “player” (can’t field any position) in baseball. The only way this spells Red Sux is because it is hopeless and pathetic, just like that solitary, undeserved run.
Exactly! April 20, 2012 16:05
Yep! Did you see that guy get on his phone and call whoever up? Lmao…
The Truth April 20, 2012 16:21
Conversation went like this; Sully: Hey Fitz ya see me I made a wicked awesome douche of myself on TV. Fitzy: wait a sec, ma I need more fackin chips can ya move ya fat ass. Yeah Fackin awesome, Yankees suck my cawk. ya comin over latah I got some new DVD’s Fistin’ Blonds Vahllume 12.
Clay Buccholz April 20, 2012 18:00
Just ordered mine from my laptop
Jimmy Jazz April 20, 2012 18:51
I think you mean you just ordered one from MY laptop.
braggo roth April 20, 2012 18:02
I hated those fucking hats….
Jimmy Thing April 20, 2012 23:39
That’s my nigga!!!
Geraldo Rivera April 21, 2012 05:35
If all the young kids wore that, than no one would be killed!
LeonS April 21, 2012 12:53
Holy shit. My first thought was what a clever photoshop, but its real. Damn, they’re gonna make it tough to make fun of them if they keep doing it to themselves first.
Hey Sully April 22, 2012 09:04
It’s Fitzy. You see that sweet new lid the Sawx wore on Fridey at the pahhty for Fenway Pahk? Fahkin thing is all white. Gonna look fahkin sweet with my fahkin Nomah’s Bettah t shirt and my new stone washed jeans.
Hey- You want to get a standin room ticket fa Sunday and chant Jetah’s A Homo? We’ll get right in that fahkin queeah’s head!
Joe Páwlikowski April 23, 2012 14:31
Kill Whitey.
Mike 'Nuf Ced' McGreevy April 23, 2012 22:09
Buy some hats and come on down to the Klavern for some brews and singing Tessie!