Power hitter? You mean proffessional hitter.
He only drops bunts down the 3rd baseline until they stop shifting on him.
Then he goes back to trying to yank everything over the right field wall, until they start the shift up again.
Just hope Andy or Adam Warren can get ready to pitch in the bigs ASAP. Hughes needs to go to the bullpen with Mitchell and Garcia just simply needs to get cut. Have Andy or Warren then be #4/5 along with Phelps.
Man, if I was Tex I’d be f-cking up all these haters. I’ve start with a little kung fu then finish off the stragglers with muay thai. That’s just me though.
Why do we always end up with these fucking retards actually playing the outfield. Nunuez following in the great tradition of enrique wilson and miguel cairo
2017 is going to be awesome: Low-BABIP-Because-He-Never-Hits-Balls-Hard Mark Teixeira will officially off the books, and we will be riding the wave of A Rod’s final year as a Yankee.
34 Comments
Bus to Scranton-Wilkes Barre May 1, 2012 23:28
Remember when Hughes actually had trade value?
A Bag of Balls May 2, 2012 08:41
I will be coming here soon.
Matzo May 2, 2012 10:57
He’s made for the NL West. Cashman would be great being the GM of SD.
Routine Groundball May 2, 2012 12:30
Once you get here, Hughes will probably rediscover his ace-like potential.
The Shift May 1, 2012 23:30
Christ, if I’d have known this I’d have kept Doug Mientkiewicz on the roster…
A-Rod's bunt single May 2, 2012 00:39
Did you see me rub it in Tex’s face?
Marshmellow man May 2, 2012 05:16
He fucking deserved it.
It would have been even better if you went back to the dugout and said, “see, that’s how, now you try.”
The Shift May 3, 2012 02:04
When I get a power hitter making 20 mil a year to think bunt – I’ve already beat you. Bunt all day long.
Marshmellow Man May 3, 2012 12:10
Power hitter? You mean proffessional hitter.
He only drops bunts down the 3rd baseline until they stop shifting on him.
Then he goes back to trying to yank everything over the right field wall, until they start the shift up again.
Moshe Mandel May 1, 2012 23:44
Going to be fun watching Tex suck my Jew balls the next few years.
Brett Pedroia May 2, 2012 00:41
Few?
Negrodamus May 2, 2012 00:00
Just hope Andy or Adam Warren can get ready to pitch in the bigs ASAP. Hughes needs to go to the bullpen with Mitchell and Garcia just simply needs to get cut. Have Andy or Warren then be #4/5 along with Phelps.
Andy Pettitte May 2, 2012 00:08
I’ll be up soon my nigga.
Cashman May 2, 2012 00:29
No you won’t. Since I don’t know dick about pitching I decided you needed to bullshit a little longer in the minors.
But ask me how to cover up an adulterous affair with a ugly psycho bitch and I can lecture for hours…just don’t ask about starting pitching.
Bobby Petrino May 2, 2012 06:23
I can assist with the adultery part, but my bitch was fine as mutha fucka.
Cash Money May 2, 2012 08:39
Actually, I’m all set with the adultery. No assist needed.
Negrodamus May 2, 2012 23:32
And you’ll do what? Pitch like shit? What guarantee do we have you’ll do better than the slop we have after CC/Kuroda in the rotation?
TSJC May 2, 2012 10:57
MY NIGGA!
Marky Mark and the Shift Bunch May 2, 2012 00:08
Too bad Torre isn’t still around so I could bat 8th…
David Robertson May 2, 2012 01:37
If Torre was still around, I’d be getting the Scott Proctor treatment.
Jeter's Bat May 2, 2012 14:22
Will Joe still hold me in the dugout? I’m so lonely…
internet TOUGH guy May 2, 2012 02:07
Man, if I was Tex I’d be f-cking up all these haters. I’ve start with a little kung fu then finish off the stragglers with muay thai. That’s just me though.
Joe Páwlikowski May 2, 2012 10:58
We are in need of a weekend writer. Hannah just gives Mike blue balls.
Joe May 2, 2012 02:17
Why can’t Tex hit to the opposite field? I’m starting to think that he is mildly retarded.
Marshmellow man May 2, 2012 05:19
Mildly?
Brett Pedroia May 2, 2012 08:13
Why do we always end up with these fucking retards actually playing the outfield. Nunuez following in the great tradition of enrique wilson and miguel cairo
R2-D2 May 2, 2012 08:58
Because we have an over glorified GM
oh and stop being a pedophile
Ki m Last May 2, 2012 10:59
Stop lumping
Yanko May 2, 2012 10:47
hahahahahaaaa
Matzo May 2, 2012 11:00
He’s a sunk cost. He should be instructed to bunt every time they shift to make them pay. Is 24 homers from the left side worth all these outs?
Logic May 2, 2012 16:29
2017 is going to be awesome: Low-BABIP-Because-He-Never-Hits-Balls-Hard Mark Teixeira will officially off the books, and we will be riding the wave of A Rod’s final year as a Yankee.
Andruw Jones May 2, 2012 20:20
Go after the ball? Throw it in hard? What is this, 1997?! HAHAHA!
The Yankees Bats May 2, 2012 21:44
We plead the 5th. Can’t get into the secret world of Arrieta.
Clutch hitter May 3, 2012 23:46
Tex is just awful. Don’t care how many he’s he hits. All his other ab’s suck.