And remember kids in 2004 The Boston Red Sox used Billy “One playoff series win as a GM” Beane’s brilliant Moneyball philosophy to win their first World Series in 86 years. Even though Gene Michael used the exact same philosophy to help The New York Yankees win 4 World Series in 5 years from 1996 to 2000.
Best actor in the whole film was Bruno Kirby, a notable mention to the late and lamented McHales on 8th Ave, the bar were kevin Bacon was taken down. Not too many places left like that.
How’s that package for Gio working out? Derek Norris is the only one doing squat right now and he might last behind the plate. AJ, top 100 prospect and the jewel of the trade, just got demoted to Low-A and is still sucking.
How’s that going for you Billy “I revolutionized baseball but really didn’t” Beane?
Quite well considering the A’s pay me a decent check to remain mediocre year in and year out. Once Texas loses Josh Hamilton to you guys and Pujols gets deported we’ll be back on top of the AL West.
Let’s not lose track of just who is paying who to do what, and where that money comes from. Whether it’s sending one Gonzales to Boston for peanuts, or another to Oakland in exchange for peanuts, I’m sending you all that free money every year so that you welfare teams do what I think is in the best interests of baseball.
Don’t worry Billy, this trade with Washington has worked out just the way I hoped. I’ll be sure and throw in a little extra in Oakland’s welfare check this year so you can get a nice bonus. I’ll send the bill to the Yankees, as always.
57 Comments
guy that visits nomaas for funny posts May 27, 2012 19:11
And is a “smart pertson” someone that uses pert plus in judicious quantities?
Derrrrrrrr May 27, 2012 19:15
Let me first apologize for my response to your post because I do not mean to be rude, but what the fuck are you talking about?
BALCO May 27, 2012 19:15
I guess that mixture of horse juice worked for Teixeira.
Pound the corners May 27, 2012 19:23
Kuroda sure loves pitching against the AL west…
Ash Ketchum May 27, 2012 23:59
Go KURODA!!! I choose YOU!
Kuroda is SUPER EFFECTIVE against the AL West!
Brock May 28, 2012 19:58
Did the Yankees win yesterday? I didn’t see
Misty May 29, 2012 11:20
That has nothing to do with Kuroda being super effective vs the AL West.
Go go Squirtle!
Brad Pitt in "Se7en" May 27, 2012 19:28
What’s in the box?
Negrodamus May 27, 2012 19:38
You don’t wanna know…
TSJC May 29, 2012 15:52
One dead homey.
Moshe Mandel May 27, 2012 19:31
I need a job. Shabbos.
Bennie KawBawk Jr, MTA's BIGGEST FAN May 28, 2012 00:44
I’ll ask my dad
Mike Asxia May 28, 2012 20:15
Look what JoePawl sent me! It really distracted me while I was busily trying to steal content from Chad Jennings…
http://twitter.com/#!/joepawl/media/slideshow?url=http%3A%2F%2Ftwitpic.com%2F2i2dvs
Joe Páwlikowski May 31, 2012 13:53
I love it. Joe Pawl knows.
Glatt Kosher Stand May 28, 2012 01:00
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Habib May 28, 2012 12:19
Eat a falafel, you fucks!
The Soup Nazi May 29, 2012 03:34
No soup for you!
1 year!
TSJC May 31, 2012 13:54
One dead nigga is all yous get.
Joe May 27, 2012 19:37
I told you. Our Jap will turn it around.
Hiroki-san May 28, 2012 12:21
First, I’m going to audit your tax returns and then I’m going to cut off your balls with my katana and mail them to your mother.
Cheers, bitch!
Mark Teixeira May 27, 2012 19:47
I hope you enjoyed my hitting display this weekend because come Monday vs. Jered Weaver I won’t be back in the saddle again.
See what I did there?
Steven Tyler May 27, 2012 19:48
I’m back!!!
Brian S. May 27, 2012 19:50
They are stinky!
Big Red Retard (BRR) May 27, 2012 19:56
Mark Teixeira couldn’t butt-fuck his way out of a wet paper nutsack.
But we all knew that, didn’t we? Yeah. Bitchcock.
Bud Selig May 27, 2012 20:04
That’s perfect moneyball – the A’s are playing baseball, and they’re using the Yankees’ money to do it.
Mark Teixeira May 27, 2012 20:12
Oh, hey, Nomaas… sup?
Just wanted to let you know that I’m good at baseball again!
Mike Asxia May 28, 2012 19:51
Has anybody seen my pack of tampons?
Joe Páwlikowski May 29, 2012 15:51
You left your shirtsey at my place, stud.
The Truth May 27, 2012 20:50
And remember kids in 2004 The Boston Red Sox used Billy “One playoff series win as a GM” Beane’s brilliant Moneyball philosophy to win their first World Series in 86 years. Even though Gene Michael used the exact same philosophy to help The New York Yankees win 4 World Series in 5 years from 1996 to 2000.
R2-D2 May 28, 2012 09:58
And that is the motherfucking TRUTH
Big Sloppy May 27, 2012 21:42
You remember when Brad Pitt was really bad with New York accent in Sleepers?
King Benny May 27, 2012 23:19
Best actor in the whole film was Bruno Kirby, a notable mention to the late and lamented McHales on 8th Ave, the bar were kevin Bacon was taken down. Not too many places left like that.
McHales on 8th Ave May 28, 2012 00:51
Don’t forget “Money Train”… I was in that also.
Dude May 27, 2012 23:02
The book is actually a fun read. But the movie… yuck.
Big Sloppy May 28, 2012 00:34
McHales has good burger! I think Nunez mom make better burger though. Das how she give me PEDs.
Ortiz's self styled "investigation" May 28, 2012 00:53
Shhh, keep it on the low…
George Mitchell May 28, 2012 10:10
Quiet, both of you. My duty to my employer is to keep your steroid use under wraps until you leave my team. Then you get the Manny treatment.
Ivan Nova May 28, 2012 03:38
@IvanNova47: Thanks ur gays always there for me !!!!!
Cephster May 29, 2012 15:50
^^THIS
Gio Gonzalez May 28, 2012 04:40
33 hits in 61.2 innings pitched. Bet y’all wish you had signed me when you had the chance!
Billy Beane May 28, 2012 07:35
They couldn’t have signed you. Your ass belonged to me. Hence why you were DEALT to Washington and didn’t sign with Washington. Dumb ass.
Billy Dream May 28, 2012 12:31
How’s that package for Gio working out? Derek Norris is the only one doing squat right now and he might last behind the plate. AJ, top 100 prospect and the jewel of the trade, just got demoted to Low-A and is still sucking.
How’s that going for you Billy “I revolutionized baseball but really didn’t” Beane?
Billy Beane May 28, 2012 13:47
Quite well considering the A’s pay me a decent check to remain mediocre year in and year out. Once Texas loses Josh Hamilton to you guys and Pujols gets deported we’ll be back on top of the AL West.
Bod Selig May 28, 2012 20:36
Let’s not lose track of just who is paying who to do what, and where that money comes from. Whether it’s sending one Gonzales to Boston for peanuts, or another to Oakland in exchange for peanuts, I’m sending you all that free money every year so that you welfare teams do what I think is in the best interests of baseball.
Don’t worry Billy, this trade with Washington has worked out just the way I hoped. I’ll be sure and throw in a little extra in Oakland’s welfare check this year so you can get a nice bonus. I’ll send the bill to the Yankees, as always.
Ki m Last May 31, 2012 13:54
Lumps
Theo Epstein May 28, 2012 22:21
Watch! Advanced Sabremetrics in action!
Theo Epstein May 28, 2012 22:25
[Hands Carl Crawford $142 million dollar check]
Theo Epstein May 29, 2012 01:13
*DEALS 4 NEVER WILL BE’S TO SD FOR ADRIAN GONZALEZ, HANDS HIM A CHECK*
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 29, 2012 12:25
Rizzo and Kelly are still 22 in AAA. You sure they wouldn’t add up to more value than one year of AGonz?
Theo Epstein May 29, 2012 17:24
Yes! Adrian Gonzalez has an OPS+ of 100 this season! That’s a good thing, right?
NoMaas May 29, 2012 08:33
Phil Hughes HAS to be a starter! At least he got an out before the three run lead was coughed up last night!
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 29, 2012 12:26
I is starter you bum. Don’t make me gnaw your arm off.
I'll Have Another May 29, 2012 10:19
I’ve inspired my brother, Mark Teixeira, to go after his own triple crown.
Brian S. May 29, 2012 15:44
Brad Pitt is HOT!
Joe Páwlikowski May 29, 2012 15:49
I miss Nunez.
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 29, 2012 16:38
…in your mouth.
Joe Páwlikowski May 31, 2012 13:55
Yes…