No worries, brah! We got plenty of leftover fried chicken from todays game where we was eatin it between innings!!! nothin like some good ol KFC to cheer ya right up !
Dont worry Alex… You were smart not to buy a unit in that god awful Trump building. Ask Derek how much he loves paying $16k per month in r.e. taxes on top of rising assessments?
42 Comments
nick May 10, 2012 22:52
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Mike Asxia May 11, 2012 00:47
You’re douchiness reminds me of Teddy Nelson. Wanna deep throat my ‘small sample size’ like he does?
BEXY May 14, 2012 14:32
I WILL.
Randy Levine May 10, 2012 23:14
Raised lettering. Pale nimbus. Pinstripped.
Binder May 10, 2012 23:21
Nunez is still a great defender..
Cody Ransom May 11, 2012 12:16
You should get me back!!
Barack Obama May 10, 2012 23:21
If I had a son, he would look like Robinson Cano
MBillo May 10, 2012 23:22
I like to dissect leftys. Did you know I’m utterly insane?
DormantUlcer May 10, 2012 23:37
I killed, David Price, with a 2 run shot, to right field.
Joe Girardi May 10, 2012 23:23
About fucking time
cocaine cowboy May 10, 2012 23:30
He started up with that yayo again son.
Tony Montana May 10, 2012 23:31
Cheecho get the Yayo…
Debbie Harry May 11, 2012 00:02
Hush hush give me yeyo.
Ramiro Pena May 10, 2012 23:56
I would like to hear from Eduardo Nunez
Birdman May 10, 2012 23:56
Dustin, what are your go to sites?
Everyone but Joe and his binder May 10, 2012 23:58
Nunez is fucking awful.
Mark Teixeira May 11, 2012 00:42
at defense. Good at other things. I am the opposite. Good at defense, but terrible at everything else!
Big Bam May 11, 2012 05:20
No like I said yesterday you can still hit from the right side.
Your defense ain’t that good.
Mark Teixeira May 11, 2012 17:59
I have a 77 wRC+ from the right side, but keep thinking my problem is just a platoon one ;D
great gay ad slogan May 10, 2012 23:59
Penis, it’s what’s for dinner!
Dude May 11, 2012 00:04
Fuck Nunez and his defense.
Josh Beckett May 11, 2012 00:20
“I pitch like shit.”
(5/10 press conference, as shown on ESPN… for those who don’t believe it)
Josh Beckett May 11, 2012 00:28
Fahgot tah mention I faked tha shouldah injahry and played galf!
Jawn Lestah May 11, 2012 00:49
No worries, brah! We got plenty of leftover fried chicken from todays game where we was eatin it between innings!!! nothin like some good ol KFC to cheer ya right up !
Sully May 11, 2012 02:57
THAT’S NAWT FUNNY!
The Truth May 11, 2012 07:07
You’re right it’s not funny it’s fucking hysterical.
John Lackey May 11, 2012 00:51
I look like shit
Steaming Pile of Shit May 11, 2012 00:52
Do not insult me and my brethren.
Clay Buchholz May 12, 2012 01:45
I steal Shit!!
Presidential Non-Statement Statement May 11, 2012 00:37
I support Robinson Cano’s right to hit home runs but leave it up to the states to decide whether he should hit home runs or not.
Nice May 11, 2012 00:46
Look at the description on this video!
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=21325317&c_id=mlb
“Justin Upton”? FAIL.
Mitt Romney May 11, 2012 02:16
You know, that was a great win out there. I’ll take a lot of credit for that.
Big Bam May 11, 2012 05:21
You take credit for sunrises too douchebag?
Obama May 14, 2012 14:32
Can I blame Bush for my first 4 years?
Mark Teixeira May 11, 2012 08:36
I suck. LOL
Leather Bound Books May 11, 2012 08:39
LoL. CC beasts for 10 Ks.
Soriano gets a save but gives up a run anyway and strikes out no one.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate May 11, 2012 09:26
Meanwhile, looks like Pube-Face will be the next Sox ‘hero’ to be run out of town in disgrace. Just pick any Boston publication for an example.
Like: http://fullcount.weei.com/sports/boston/baseball/red-sox/2012/05/10/time-for-sox-to-show-beckett-the-door/
Short Memory May 11, 2012 14:56
Don’t we have a bag of balls that we got back in the AJ deal still lying around?
Bret Easton Ellis May 11, 2012 09:44
Dont just stare at it, eat it.
Alex Rodriguez May 11, 2012 13:15
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Derek’s apartment overlooks the park… and is obviously more expensive than mine.
Big Money Bertha May 11, 2012 14:54
Dont worry Alex… You were smart not to buy a unit in that god awful Trump building. Ask Derek how much he loves paying $16k per month in r.e. taxes on top of rising assessments?
Big Money Bertha May 11, 2012 14:56
Btw your house in Miami looks so much better than that monstrosity Derek built in Tampa