He had a good game eat is assholes Talk about Martin’s shitty ass stats and lay off people the produce 30 and 110 regardless of the batting average! Martin provides a guido mustache and a Pujols-esque performance! It amazes me how you play favorites regardless of how shitty they do!
Would you little bastards knock it the ass off before I knock somebody’s GOD! DAMN! HEAD OFF!
Always find one mother of my ass to start pluckin on. Gardner, then Jeter, now Teixeira. Choo cocksuckarsh. Surprised you didn’t cockin’ demote Mariano from God to Motherfuckin’ Janitor when he injured his cock shagging fly balls, you heaped up piles of wobbly, gelatinous rhino shit.
God I hate you all. I hate you all so good it burns the pit of my ass where it connects to my stomach. Ass.
50 Comments
Brandon May 14, 2012 23:14
That’s just weak.
Shogun of Harlem May 14, 2012 23:21
He had a good game eat is assholes Talk about Martin’s shitty ass stats and lay off people the produce 30 and 110 regardless of the batting average! Martin provides a guido mustache and a Pujols-esque performance! It amazes me how you play favorites regardless of how shitty they do!
Dude May 15, 2012 00:33
Them it’s amazing how you keep coming back!
Dee May 15, 2012 08:32
Chill out, Shogun. Teixeira’s hitting .230.
Sensitive RAB Guy May 15, 2012 11:55
Shogun > The Truth
TSJC May 15, 2012 13:48
That Nigga be wildin’ yo.
Bexy May 15, 2012 16:32
Tap my azz, daddy.
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Natalie from "The Facts of Life" May 16, 2012 00:37
Christ, she looks just like me. At least I was in a successful sit-com.
Joe Páwlikowski May 16, 2012 11:24
I just got hard.
Mark Teixeira May 14, 2012 23:45
I actually meant to hit a pop fly… it actually ended up going out! Huh, weird!
Buck Showalter May 15, 2012 00:06
That was disrespectful to Flanny.
Flanny May 15, 2012 10:11
still crying :’(
BEXY May 15, 2012 13:53
I ATE FLANNY.
Cup O' Joe Flacco May 15, 2012 23:23
Flanny said I’m am elite quarterback.
Big Red Retard (BRR) May 15, 2012 00:21
Would you little bastards knock it the ass off before I knock somebody’s GOD! DAMN! HEAD OFF!
Always find one mother of my ass to start pluckin on. Gardner, then Jeter, now Teixeira. Choo cocksuckarsh. Surprised you didn’t cockin’ demote Mariano from God to Motherfuckin’ Janitor when he injured his cock shagging fly balls, you heaped up piles of wobbly, gelatinous rhino shit.
God I hate you all. I hate you all so good it burns the pit of my ass where it connects to my stomach. Ass.
Nick Social May 15, 2012 00:27
Let’s all just settle the fuck down.
Brian S. May 15, 2012 13:52
I agree. Somewhat. Like 45%.
Big Red Retard (BRR) May 15, 2012 15:27
Goddammit.
Social Nick May 15, 2012 15:40
I disagree.
Social Nick May 15, 2012 15:40
I disagree.
Brian S. May 16, 2012 11:25
I almost agree.
Ivan Nova, Clay Rapada, Raul Ibanez, and David Robertson May 15, 2012 01:26
Ow.
Negrodamus May 15, 2012 02:05
Life is a bitch. Then you die. Then you are reborn.
Also, you fuckers better heal up.
Eternal Recurrence May 15, 2012 15:42
Read ‘em and weep bitches!
Joba's Ankle May 15, 2012 09:24
Man the fuck up
Barack Obama May 15, 2012 05:56
I smell a bailout
Joe Biden May 15, 2012 13:48
I did good, right?
Mark Teixeira May 15, 2012 06:44
I read your last post about me. Go fuck yourselves.
Ivan Nova May 15, 2012 06:45
My ankle, it hurts.
Joe Páwlikowski May 15, 2012 13:50
My ass hurts from The Boyfriend. If you know what I mean.
Clay Rapada May 15, 2012 06:46
Someone get me a respirator.
Liberty Medical May 16, 2012 00:33
We can help. Call now and we’ll send you a free meter.
Mike Flanagan May 15, 2012 06:48
*POINTS GUN AT HIMSELF*
Ki m Last May 15, 2012 13:48
Respect lumps.
EEEEE. NunEEEEz May 15, 2012 09:01
I was so excited, I almost dropped something…
Duh May 15, 2012 09:21
What? You haters haven’t brought back the Jeter Double Play counter yet? I guess it’s only a matter of time.
Tex came up big after countless failures so far this season. Let’s hope it continues.
Kool-Aid May 15, 2012 10:20
Great Yankee websites should only say positive things about the Yankees.
Brian S. May 15, 2012 13:50
Who am I?
Brian S. May 15, 2012 15:42
Me?
Kool-Aid May 15, 2012 15:29
Great Yankee websites should demean the players, staff and organization whenever they feel its justified.
Just Sayin' May 15, 2012 21:42
“Great Yankee website?”
Oxymoron…
I’m Just Sayin’
Native English Speaker May 15, 2012 10:56
“One AND a while”??? Stay on your side of the border, please.
Marshmellow Man May 15, 2012 12:03
Hey pal, all you had to do was copy what they said, and you couldn’t get that right.
Quit throwing rocks when you live in a glass domicile.
Joe Páwlikowski May 15, 2012 13:49
I have a 87k word post coming later on moving Nunez to 1b. We need his speed. I even have a flow chart. Wisdom from Joe Pawl.
Junk kicker May 15, 2012 15:44
Tex better keep this streak up for a little while.
Texiera's ass May 15, 2012 15:45
Boy Im hot today
Texiera's ass May 15, 2012 15:46
Ill be cool for the rest of the year though
BEXY May 16, 2012 11:26
I EAT TAINT.
Grammar Police May 16, 2012 09:51
The correct phrase is Once in a while” not “Once and a while.”
Jason Giambi May 16, 2012 14:58
Golden thong? At least I didn’t shake my ass like a Thai hooker when I stood on first base.