The Yankee bullpen took another hit Tuesday as the Bombers placed David Robertson on the 15-day disabled list with a strained oblique muscle.
To fill out the bullpen, the Yankees recalled right-hander Cody Eppley from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.
So far, this big ass bug has taken down the following regulars for prolonged periods of time:
41 Comments
Randy Levine May 15, 2012 18:06
Let’s not make excuses – it happens to every team. Which is why you need to sock my golden cock because I gave us a legit dominating closer to make everyone say Mo who? Drob what?
Ben Ka bak's Dad May 17, 2012 15:33
Can we sue?
Michael Pineda May 15, 2012 18:09
Did you really list me? Did you see my spring training numbers???
You wanted me to pitch? I fucking suck.
Brett Pedroia May 15, 2012 18:11
Any update on tball injuries?
Joe Páwlikowski May 16, 2012 11:29
Come to RAB. We have all that if you know what I mean, stud.
Joba Chamberlain May 15, 2012 18:54
Glad I’m not on this list…
Barack Obama May 15, 2012 18:57
Don’t worry, ObamaCare will have them back in no time!
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 16, 2012 02:20
Do they cover dental work? I chipped a tooth gnawing on an elephant bone.
Negrodamus May 17, 2012 01:42
Bet $25,000 this troll has literally not a clue what’s in the bill. I didn’t realize so many Yankees fans were Teatards.
TSJC May 17, 2012 09:47
Let’s rape these cracka’s brutha
Injury Bug May 15, 2012 19:16
I’m at least decent enough to leave them with a memorabilia bag, including a souvenir ball signed by yours truly…
Nick Johnson May 16, 2012 01:54
Me and the Injury Bug are BFFs for life. I would hug him, but that would likely result in my dislocating both my shoulders.
Ruben Rivera May 16, 2012 02:56
Let it out of your sight and I’ll have dibs on it.
Billy Martin May 15, 2012 19:35
Pulled muscles….sprained ankles…..what a bunch of bullshit! In my day you had a good stiff drink or two and all that pain went away and you played ball. Thank god I’m dead and don’t have to manage these sissy boys!!
Kendrys Morales May 16, 2012 01:56
Remember when I fractured my leg when celebrating my walk-off HR back in 2010? LOL
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 16, 2012 02:12
Billy Martin was dead when you fractured your leg and he still thinks you’re a punk.
Call me Crazy May 17, 2012 17:05
http://courses.washington.edu/bonephys/opsteroid.html
Jack Neuhoff May 15, 2012 20:05
Is it safe to say we can write this season off and look forward to football season?
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 16, 2012 02:13
C’mon, I was just warming up.
David Robertson May 15, 2012 20:22
Tee times locked in for 8:00 monday through Friday batches. Off days!
Brian S. May 15, 2012 22:35
I pulled my schlong.
David Cone May 16, 2012 02:21
Welcome to the club.
Joe Páwlikowski May 16, 2012 11:30
Pull mine, David?
Nick Johnson May 15, 2012 23:17
Who’s laughing now?
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 16, 2012 02:13
Wait like 5 days before you have a season ending cuticle injury.
Nick Johnson May 16, 2012 10:27
Already been there, done that. Cuticle injuries are a bitch.
Ms. Fletcher May 15, 2012 23:19
HELP!!! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up….
Carl Pavano May 16, 2012 00:05
Sup ?
Mike Asxia May 16, 2012 01:57
I’d let you bruise MY buttocks with YOUR “hot pocket”, if you know what I mean. Right after I’m done plagiarizing this article by Chad Jennings.
Mitt Romney May 16, 2012 02:10
If you elect me, I would give the Best Team Trophy (is that what they call it?) to the Yankees every year. I have friends that own baseball teams and they all say the same thing: why can’t we get more free stadiums from the taxpayer AND charge them more!
Haha, it’s called a stupid tax on you suckers.
Pete C. May 16, 2012 05:13
genious
Obama May 17, 2012 09:48
And I still can’t get one vote Yay on my budget?!?!?!
Sensitive RAB Guy May 16, 2012 03:49
so fWAR is basically the opposite of reality?
Dee May 16, 2012 10:31
How do you figure that?
Cephster May 16, 2012 11:31
^^^THIS
Mark Teixeira May 16, 2012 07:25
I’d be on the list too except my fWAR is probably negative anyway.
Jack Zduriencik May 16, 2012 10:48
I’ll trade Brandon League to you guys- his shoulder is in great working order.
RGIII May 16, 2012 11:23
Great. Clay Rapada and Cody Eppley will carry our bullpen now. I guess not.
Joe Páwlikowski May 16, 2012 11:31
When life throws you lemons pull down your pants and take it deep.
Sensitive RAB Guy May 16, 2012 21:32
why can’t your articles be so concise
Joe Páwlikowski May 17, 2012 09:49
:( Blame the Boyfriend’s fist.