Voldemort goes 2-4, 2 HR, 3 RBI
**Props to Jonathan Pap-Smear for noticing the eerie resemblance**
If you read these books, I’m sorry about beating the shit put of you in school.
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You are, in reality, a big fat cunt.
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So you’re a philistine then?
2 3
No, I was not born in Philadelphia.
4 1
In fact, I was born in Philadelphia.
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What did I tell you about fakin the funk. I was born in NYC bitch. Stop frontin you might get hurt.
Where my Niggas at?
2 2
Pop! Pop!
Your name is Negrodamus. Don’t tell me you’ve read those books. I’ll have to pull your Ghetto Pass and jump you out.
3 1
We are not a violent race, ignore your statistics!
Speak fo u self nigga. I cut whitey
Tap my hippo azz, Andy’s comin back SUNDAY!
2 1
I think I’ll pass. And I never pass.
1 1
A decent acquisition by Cash, because he can still hit and will DH 95% of the time.
Please disregard what I said previously.
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“A decent acquisition by Cash, because he can still hit and will DH 95% of the time.”
…if only the latter part were reality. Instead we see that brick wall in the outfield far too often.
That depends on the health of the starters like Swish and Gardner. They certainly don’t want him out there.
1 0
Holy shit. He looks just like him
6 1
Don’t I look like a piranha?
Where does he do his coke?
4 2
I’d suck your cock for a toot.
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I can bite through steel!
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Like I said on the Travis Hafner post, Ibanez > Damon, Matsui, Abreu, and Hafner. Amongst other middle aged washed up DH types. When Ibanez hits, he crushes it.
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Nobody gives a shit.
7 0
That was disrespectful to Flanny.
7 1
I wanted Ortiz. I think I win that.
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Fuck Ortiz and his ‘roids.
I wanted Nick Johnson.
You wanted Nick Johnson in your butt.
That would probably result in me breaking my penis.
That was his way of having you permanently in his butt.
And YES showed a stat that when he does hit, there’s usually men on base
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We are in the A.M. (After Mo) era!
8 1
After lumps.
That was me!!!
http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=21269777&c_id=mlb
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Bet y’all wish you’d have signed me right about now! Read ‘em and weap!!!
http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/30442/aroldis-chapman
No that offseason we were too busy trading for Javier Vazquez, signing Nick Johnson, and moving Joba away from the rotation.
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You should read a dictionary and weep
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Of course we should have signed him! Anybody knows that!
Sup.
“Mo probably would have thrown 12 pitches and broke a bat and we would have been gone 20 minutes ago”
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I agree with the outstanding Vasquez/Johnson/Joba comment.
How about Nunez in LF? No errors for my little baby.
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Voldemort goes 2-4, 2 HR, 3 RBI
42 Comments
The Truth (The real one) May 8, 2012 22:58
If you read these books, I’m sorry about beating the shit put of you in school.
boats May 8, 2012 23:41
You are, in reality, a big fat cunt.
Negrodamus May 9, 2012 00:44
So you’re a philistine then?
The Truth (The real one) May 9, 2012 02:08
No, I was not born in Philadelphia.
The Truth (the really real one) May 9, 2012 08:51
In fact, I was born in Philadelphia.
The Truth May 9, 2012 09:59
What did I tell you about fakin the funk. I was born in NYC bitch. Stop frontin you might get hurt.
TSJC May 9, 2012 11:05
Where my Niggas at?
Magnitude May 9, 2012 15:12
Pop! Pop!
The Truth (The real one) May 9, 2012 15:09
Your name is Negrodamus. Don’t tell me you’ve read those books. I’ll have to pull your Ghetto Pass and jump you out.
Shogun of Harlem May 9, 2012 08:09
We are not a violent race, ignore your statistics!
TSJC May 9, 2012 11:18
Speak fo u self nigga. I cut whitey
Bexy May 9, 2012 15:06
Tap my hippo azz, Andy’s comin back SUNDAY!
Azz Tappah May 9, 2012 15:11
I think I’ll pass. And I never pass.
20-20 Hindsight May 8, 2012 23:04
A decent acquisition by Cash, because he can still hit and will DH 95% of the time.
Please disregard what I said previously.
What the Truth should be May 9, 2012 12:09
“A decent acquisition by Cash, because he can still hit and will DH 95% of the time.”
…if only the latter part were reality. Instead we see that brick wall in the outfield far too often.
Not Necessarily May 9, 2012 13:56
That depends on the health of the starters like Swish and Gardner. They certainly don’t want him out there.
Brandon May 8, 2012 23:30
Holy shit. He looks just like him
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 9, 2012 15:13
Don’t I look like a piranha?
Moshe Mandel May 8, 2012 23:35
Where does he do his coke?
Joe Páwlikowski May 9, 2012 11:06
I’d suck your cock for a toot.
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 9, 2012 15:14
I can bite through steel!
RimJob Mike May 8, 2012 23:38
Like I said on the Travis Hafner post, Ibanez > Damon, Matsui, Abreu, and Hafner. Amongst other middle aged washed up DH types. When Ibanez hits, he crushes it.
Shut up May 8, 2012 23:41
Nobody gives a shit.
Buck Showalter May 9, 2012 02:11
That was disrespectful to Flanny.
Brian S. May 9, 2012 11:07
I wanted Ortiz. I think I win that.
Pshh... May 9, 2012 14:00
Fuck Ortiz and his ‘roids.
Brian S. May 9, 2012 14:53
I wanted Nick Johnson.
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 9, 2012 15:06
You wanted Nick Johnson in your butt.
Nick Johnson May 9, 2012 15:10
That would probably result in me breaking my penis.
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 9, 2012 15:14
That was his way of having you permanently in his butt.
Brandon May 8, 2012 23:49
And YES showed a stat that when he does hit, there’s usually men on base
Douche in the Press Box May 8, 2012 23:57
We are in the A.M. (After Mo) era!
Ki m Last May 9, 2012 11:17
After lumps.
Michael Kay May 9, 2012 14:55
That was me!!!
http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=21269777&c_id=mlb
Aroldis Chapman May 9, 2012 02:19
Bet y’all wish you’d have signed me right about now! Read ‘em and weap!!!
http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/30442/aroldis-chapman
Brian Cashman May 9, 2012 04:11
No that offseason we were too busy trading for Javier Vazquez, signing Nick Johnson, and moving Joba away from the rotation.
Shogun of Harlem May 9, 2012 10:05
You should read a dictionary and weep
20-20 Hindsight May 9, 2012 11:23
Of course we should have signed him! Anybody knows that!
Weep May 9, 2012 14:56
Sup.
David Robertson May 9, 2012 05:36
“Mo probably would have thrown 12 pitches and broke a bat and we would have been gone 20 minutes ago”
20-20 Hindsight May 9, 2012 06:35
I agree with the outstanding Vasquez/Johnson/Joba comment.
Joe Páwlikowski May 9, 2012 11:08
How about Nunez in LF? No errors for my little baby.