Mo had 3 blown saves in the first 2 weeks. Only a douche bag is waiting for Sabermetrics to tell us what we already knew – the 9th inning pressure is different than the 8th inning.
David Robertson will be fine just give him a couple of weeks.
April 1997 has it right! Robertson will be fine. Even the great Rivera took a little time to settle into the closer’s role. And despite the fact that Mo turned in a solid season in 1997, after a shacky start, it didn’t end very well for him in the ALDS that year, now did it!
Listen pal the reason they put that short porch in right was because they knew I wouldn’t choke like you and Giambi, when I saw it.
Just bat from the right side from now on kid.
Robertson’s main problem is that je flirts with disaster way too often. He got burned this time. If this keeps up Cpat Binder may have to consider switching roles between Soriano and Robertson.
This game shouldn’t even have been a save situation anyway. One run off Niemann in the 1st, then take the rest of the night off? With just 10 baserunner the whole game? This was a team loss, all are responsible.
You’re all a buncha assholes. The whole lot of you. You’re lucky I don’t throat-step your dicks with a fucking pellet gun, you ass-carpeting piss tossers.
51 Comments
Joe Taormina May 9, 2012 23:24
Trade him immediately. #Sarcasm
Donald May 10, 2012 20:00
http://imgur.com/gallery/RKaot
Crackhead Ron Washington May 9, 2012 23:25
:(
Soriano May 9, 2012 23:30
Well….uh….guess that makes me the guy with no heart,emotions or Brains…..
Brian S. May 10, 2012 01:02
Did you said BrianS… oh. Wait. Nevermind.
Dysilexic Zombie May 10, 2012 12:33
Yes, I did.
Kid Zombie May 10, 2012 13:52
I like turtles.
Brian S. May 14, 2012 14:34
Turtles are cool.
Guy That Thinks the Closer is the Least of Their Problems May 9, 2012 23:39
Jesus Christ (pun intended), can we give the guy a chance? Even Aceves kinda settled in. The guy hadn’t given up a run in a half a season.
Ritardertson Losses: 1 May 10, 2012 11:02
No excuses!!! He’s the worst closer EVAR!!! Ever ever. Bring up the entire RiverCat bullpen.
Glowing Head of Girardi May 9, 2012 23:56
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BINDER BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!!!
April 1997 May 10, 2012 00:02
Mo had 3 blown saves in the first 2 weeks. Only a douche bag is waiting for Sabermetrics to tell us what we already knew – the 9th inning pressure is different than the 8th inning.
David Robertson will be fine just give him a couple of weeks.
potatoes May 10, 2012 00:38
which is exactly why we save the closer for the final inning…..
Mark May 10, 2012 00:13
April 1997 has it right! Robertson will be fine. Even the great Rivera took a little time to settle into the closer’s role. And despite the fact that Mo turned in a solid season in 1997, after a shacky start, it didn’t end very well for him in the ALDS that year, now did it!
Baltimoron Orioles May 10, 2012 01:03
You’re talking playoffs? First see if you can pass us in the standings, dumbass! HA HA HA HA HA
Baltimore Resident May 10, 2012 01:04
Wait, we actually HAVE a baseball team?!
Buck May 10, 2012 01:05
Disrespectful to Flanny.
The Truth May 10, 2012 06:46
Aren’t you fake ass fans more concerned about T-Sizzle’s achilles tendon and Joe Flacco’s whining about not being considered a top tier quaterback?
Jim Harbaugh May 10, 2012 09:22
Disrespectful to Flacco
Mark Teixeira May 10, 2012 00:19
I believe my wRC+ is now around 60.
Big Bam May 10, 2012 05:13
Listen pal the reason they put that short porch in right was because they knew I wouldn’t choke like you and Giambi, when I saw it.
Just bat from the right side from now on kid.
Mark Teixeira May 10, 2012 14:57
Actually I have a wRC+ of 71. Which is good for T-25th out of 30 first basemen with at least 70 plate appearances.
Foolish Victims May 10, 2012 00:59
We’re off to see the cutter, the wonderful cutter of GOD!
The Truth (The real one) May 10, 2012 01:13
Flanny is sucking cocks in hell.
The Truth May 10, 2012 07:20
Don’t put my name next to your shit.
Big Red Retard (BRR) May 10, 2012 05:20
Can we ease up on the butt-fucking just a LITTLE bit, goddammit?
Don’t you think that shit was just a LITTLE FUCKED UP, YO? Jesus fucking Christ, butt-fuck.
It’s not like he has chin hairs on his ass or anything, you pull-backed mother of my fuck.
The Truth May 10, 2012 06:48
Robertson’s main problem is that je flirts with disaster way too often. He got burned this time. If this keeps up Cpat Binder may have to consider switching roles between Soriano and Robertson.
John Travolta's masseuse May 10, 2012 08:35
Hilarious photoshop. Well done.
Monday Morning Armchair Photoshopper May 10, 2012 11:07
Only thing I would have tried is to work in these sissies:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0709/yankees.rookies/content.1.html
A bleacher creature May 10, 2012 08:43
I miss singing Enter Sandman from section 203.
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 10, 2012 09:05
I should be closing for you pansies. As an added bonus, no need for keys to locks. I just bite through them.
Blake from Glengarry Glen Ross May 10, 2012 09:21
Put that coffee down!! Coffee’s for closers only.
Fuck You May 10, 2012 10:58
That’s my name.
Marshmellow Man May 10, 2012 12:02
A.B.C. BABY.
Set of Steak Knives May 10, 2012 12:37
And your name is you’re wanting. You can’t play in the man’s game, you can’t close them – go home and tell your wife your troubles
Bridge Jumpers May 10, 2012 10:12
Oh no! Robertson did not pitch well in an incredibly small sample size!
Good Pitcher:
X Rivera
X Robertson
White:
Rivera
X Robertson
We’ll be fine.
The Truth May 10, 2012 10:23
It would be nice if we could score some fucking runs once in a while. Yes Tex this means you.
Dead Horse May 10, 2012 10:31
fuck this team
Alive Horse May 10, 2012 11:09
Donkey Punches for everyone!
War Horse May 10, 2012 12:38
I was a box office flop…
Asshole that paid $15 to see your shit May 11, 2012 23:59
That looked fuckin’ painful in the barbed wire, yo.
DormantUlcer May 10, 2012 12:38
This game shouldn’t even have been a save situation anyway. One run off Niemann in the 1st, then take the rest of the night off? With just 10 baserunner the whole game? This was a team loss, all are responsible.
Bridge Jumpers May 10, 2012 12:44
10 baserunners in a game isn’t THAT terrible, but your larger point is well taken.
DormantUlcer May 10, 2012 14:34
10 baserunners is great… for the Twins.
Jay Destro May 14, 2012 14:34
Eat dicks.
Big Red Retard (BRR) May 10, 2012 15:56
You’re all a buncha assholes. The whole lot of you. You’re lucky I don’t throat-step your dicks with a fucking pellet gun, you ass-carpeting piss tossers.
God, I hate you all so good.
Hey May 10, 2012 18:21
Somebody has a case of the lingering Mondays!!!
Big Red Retard (BRR) May 10, 2012 19:10
There’s only so much wiggle-dickin’ you can take before your ass peddle-fucks its way to an eye-opening cock melon.
Sick to my colon of people here acting like a buncha ear-swabbing teeter-fucks; it’s really starting to hijack my shit-ass.
DormantUlcer May 10, 2012 20:10
Poster of the year.
Hey May 10, 2012 20:39
This guy’s on a roll!
Carl Beane May 10, 2012 20:46
Is it too soon?