Hey y’all, I can’t wait to tell my grandkids that I pitched against Will Smith!
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Will Smith AKA The Fresh Prince of Kansas City May 23, 2012 22:41Reply
Now this is a story all about how
My start got flipped, turned upside down
Now I’d like to eat some innings some innings to let me pitch
I’ll tell you how I lost vs Andy and became ARod’s bitch
Boston white trash say “niggehs,” not “dahkies” or “dahrkies” or whatever you said. You’re confusing Sean O’Hara from Southie with Scarlett O’Hara from Tara.
that said, nobody should rap…its the worst music ever made. Its not even music, its just terrible…and I despise the people who make it and listen to. The should all be killed..their families too.
You spoiled snot fans should know that Alex and Texy will hit. Robbie will be back. Hughesie looks good. Our Jap will improve. We will win in the 90′s.
I want to reassure the fans that we are NOT selling the team, and you can look forward to a continuation of the strong commitment to quality that you have come to expect. Cost cutting, dilution of product and more branding at the soon to be renamed stadium. That is all.
46 Comments
Alex Rodriguez May 23, 2012 22:16
I’m Hispanic. You should know by now that I have more than 1 cousin. ;)
Jarrod Saltalamacchia May 23, 2012 22:44
Your people spawn too much.
TSJC May 24, 2012 14:58
Spic be crazy
Sensitive RAB Guy May 25, 2012 06:05
your people do ok with the spawning
TSJC May 25, 2012 14:45
I’ve butt raped nigga’s for less holmes.
Glimmer of Hope May 23, 2012 22:16
these last 2 days have been nice. they got a long way to go, but 2 nice days.
Dude May 23, 2012 22:58
Definitely. Now we can all go to sleep during those West Coast games knowing they have a chance.
Smart Pertson that frequents the nomaaschat but its always empty due to lack of promotion and free prizes May 23, 2012 22:18
how about doing this vs good pitching before i start caring
Felix Hernandez, David Price, James Shields, Justin Verlander, Jason Hammel, Ervin Santana May 23, 2012 23:19
Yeah the Yankees haven’t hit good pitching all year!
mike May 24, 2012 00:10
Felix Hernandez, David Price, Verlander (whom Arod ofmered off of………)
mike May 24, 2012 00:11
homered off JVerlander
Ervin Santana May 24, 2012 08:11
Why am I lumped in with those guys?
Ca$hmoron May 24, 2012 11:18
did somebody say Lumps??
Ki m Last May 24, 2012 14:59
LUMPS
Sensitive RAB Guy May 24, 2012 16:59
Smart. Pertson.
Settle down, Beavis May 23, 2012 22:20
Um, it’s the Royals, stupid.
Brian S. May 23, 2012 22:21
A Rod has a man sized penis!
Bexy May 24, 2012 01:14
Almost as big as mine.
Joe Páwlikowski May 24, 2012 15:00
I can attest to that. Me and Mike where there. Wearing shirtseys.
Andy Pettitte May 23, 2012 22:38
Hey y’all, I can’t wait to tell my grandkids that I pitched against Will Smith!
Will Smith AKA The Fresh Prince of Kansas City May 23, 2012 22:41
Now this is a story all about how
My start got flipped, turned upside down
Now I’d like to eat some innings some innings to let me pitch
I’ll tell you how I lost vs Andy and became ARod’s bitch
Sully May 23, 2012 22:55
You always were my favorite rappah, well you and Mahky Mahk, you guys are wicked fresh.
Tawmmy from Quinzee May 23, 2012 23:18
You Forgot M.C. Hammah, Snow and Vanilla Ice
Sully May 24, 2012 00:21
Hammah? He’s a dahrkie, I don’t listen to anybody who can’t pass the brown papah bag test.
Seriously May 24, 2012 03:14
Boston white trash say “niggehs,” not “dahkies” or “dahrkies” or whatever you said. You’re confusing Sean O’Hara from Southie with Scarlett O’Hara from Tara.
Sean O'Hara May 24, 2012 03:16
Yaw right! I don’t hate niggehs! I love niggehs! Rap and Hip-hop ah wicked ahsome.
Jay Destro May 24, 2012 15:00
You’re a puke.
Sean O'Hara May 24, 2012 22:35
Yeah, that was me last night outside the Cask ‘n Flagon.
Ca$hmoron May 24, 2012 11:22
awful would be too positive to describe that “rhyme”
Will Smith AKA The Fresh Prince of Kansas City May 24, 2012 13:03
What do you expect, dumbass? I’m a white boi trying to rap.
Ca$hmoron May 24, 2012 14:36
I expect you not to attempt to rap..ever.
that said, nobody should rap…its the worst music ever made. Its not even music, its just terrible…and I despise the people who make it and listen to. The should all be killed..their families too.
I Can Has Opinions May 24, 2012 14:40
I’m really glad you said so. But seriously, tell us how you really feel.
Nomaas chat lurker May 23, 2012 22:45
………………………………
Sensitive RAB Guy May 24, 2012 17:00
you’re no Close-Talker
A-Fraud May 23, 2012 23:56
Papi Shakes!
mike May 24, 2012 00:09
nice to see a couple a-bombs from A-rod!!!!! just a matter of time before the lineup gets going.
Mark Teixeira May 24, 2012 00:16
Oh really? LOL
Lung Cancer May 24, 2012 01:36
I’m coming for that ass.
Joe May 24, 2012 08:25
You spoiled snot fans should know that Alex and Texy will hit. Robbie will be back. Hughesie looks good. Our Jap will improve. We will win in the 90′s.
Also, eat my scrotum.
cash May 24, 2012 11:08
We will fix this thing internally.
EEEEE. NunEEEEz May 24, 2012 12:15
…or sign sidney ponson.
Hal Steinbrenner May 24, 2012 13:11
I want to reassure the fans that we are NOT selling the team, and you can look forward to a continuation of the strong commitment to quality that you have come to expect. Cost cutting, dilution of product and more branding at the soon to be renamed stadium. That is all.
Hal Steinbrenner May 24, 2012 13:19
I will not sleep until every seat at the stadium is empty!
Big Bam May 24, 2012 17:45
At this rate kid, that won’t be long.
Matzo May 24, 2012 15:01
Anyone else WANT them to sell? The cost cutting when the team makes billions in revenue is a little much.
Chan Ho Park May 24, 2012 18:25
I dlon’t feer so good….uh oh….