Bombers get split with KC, trounce Royals 10-4
Jeter: 2-3, 2B, 2 BB
Granderson: 2-5
Arod: 2-3, 3-run HR
Cano: 2-5, Grand Slam
Teixeira: 0-3, but 2 walks good to see
Swish: 1-5, HR
Ibanez: 2-4, 2B
And of course…
So whatcha want?: 6.2 IP, 7 K, 1 BB, 6 H, 3 ER – still belongs in the rotation
RIP MCA
63 Comments
A Typical Commenter May 6, 2012 18:48
It was against the Royals so it doesn’t count
Typical Reality May 6, 2012 19:51
It counts but I’m not going gas him up over it.
Robinson Cano May 7, 2012 14:49
I’ve got mad hits like I was Rod Carew.
Ritardi losses:2 May 6, 2012 19:07
In minor league news, pettitte looked like ass against minor leaguers, but he will slot in to our rotation as soon as possible.
Vilos Cohaagen May 7, 2012 09:10
…and also recall that Hughes was excellent in spring training.
Brian S. May 6, 2012 19:08
Upgrade the Montero stat line on the side over there ->
russ May 6, 2012 19:32
Fuck the Montero stat line. Stop dwelling on the past.
FIRE CASHMAN May 6, 2012 20:11
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
CASHMAN FIRE May 6, 2012 20:44
FAGGOT FUCK YOU
The Back of my Hand May 6, 2012 22:17
I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING ABOUT MY MOMMA
Brian S. May 6, 2012 23:40
Don’t yell at me! Yell at that fucking imposter posing as me.
Brian S. May 7, 2012 11:25
Yeah, that guy pisses us off.
Brian S. May 8, 2012 10:39
Stop!
Joeybagonuts May 7, 2012 10:02
The Stat line is not the “past” moron, it is the present. The “past” would be Montero’s line from 2011.
George Santayana May 6, 2012 22:16
He who forgets the past is doomed to forget it.
Someday you may have another impact 22 year old bat to trade for an unproven power pitcher with a history of injury.
Don’t.
George Santayana May 6, 2012 22:17
Or doomed to repeat it. Whatever. Heck I think I’m dead.
Ricky from Sunnyvale Trailer Park May 7, 2012 04:52
No you got it right the first time
Tornado May 7, 2012 05:22
Didn’t I get you the last time through, oakie?
Sensitive RAB Guy May 8, 2012 13:21
who’s gayer, you or the real Brian S?
Joe West May 6, 2012 19:45
A 17 inning game in Boston? If only I had been umpiring it…
Chris Davis May 6, 2012 19:47
Two scoreless innings bitches.
Darnell McDonald May 6, 2012 19:49
27.00 ERA with a 0-1 record, bitches. Back to bullpen locka for me…
John Henry May 6, 2012 20:06
More like back to the field…
Take that however you want.
Bud Selig May 6, 2012 20:13
John, call me, we need to regroup.
George Mitchell May 7, 2012 05:24
c’mon John the revenue you promised from those monstah seats was supposed to go inna my bank account, welshah.
Bud Selig May 7, 2012 17:52
Calm down George, I’ll make sure you’re taken care of. You’re my best bag man and don’t you forget it.
Joe Páwlikowski May 8, 2012 10:40
Yum balls.
Strike Outs May 6, 2012 23:14
Apparently you struck out so much that now you also figured out how to strike out other ppl!
Ned Yost May 6, 2012 20:06
This was disrespectful to Tony Pena.
Buck May 6, 2012 23:05
At least the Red Sox know how to behave respectfully towards Flanny.
Swishalicious May 6, 2012 20:09
Contract Year.
Leather Bound Books May 7, 2012 15:47
Only problem with your super retarded statement is that Swish has been doing that for us his entire tenure. Calling him out on ‘contract-yearing’ isn’t fair.
George Brett May 6, 2012 20:12
If I were playing still I would have driven in 10 all by myself.
Joe Morgan May 6, 2012 20:46
My plan of attack was to use the bat to hit the ball and I’m in the Hall of Fame today.
Phil Hughes May 6, 2012 20:48
I’ve given up 28 hits, including 7 bombs, in 21 innings. Fuck all of you! I’M KILLING IT THIS YEAR!!
Mark No Win Sharia May 6, 2012 21:02
Do I suck Moose Cock or what? Why Yes I do. Now it’s time to go count my money.
Frank White May 6, 2012 21:36
The Royals were disrespectful to me.
Notorious B I G May 6, 2012 22:19
Frank White the desperado. Used to rock the all black Movado
Notorious B.I.G. May 7, 2012 01:04
The all black Eldorado… All that, and a bottle of Don P! Niggas can’t harm me; I keep the army.
Shogun of Harlem May 7, 2012 00:08
How the FUCK is Russell Martin getting a free pass from No Maas! He is hitting .194 and no geek metrics can say he is a good fucking hitter! I would rather see Cervelli up here catching than this asshole! Where is NoMaas on the automatic out called Russel Martin!
Bart May 7, 2012 01:09
Excuse me while I whip this out…
A-Bomb May 7, 2012 01:32
But…what about pitch framing! He’s one of the best in the game in getting our pitchers an extra strike or two over the course of the game!
The Black Dildo Rihanna Used in her Ass before Abomb Deep throat the shit out of it while wearing army crocs and a camel toe underwear design May 7, 2012 08:01
STFU ABOMB
20-20 Hindsight May 7, 2012 08:27
Not a good acquisition, although if he gets hot I will say something different.
Russell Martin May 7, 2012 13:44
Saying that you hate the Red Sox gets you a free pass on almost anything
TSJC May 8, 2012 10:41
MY NIGGGGGA!
Sensitive RAB Guy May 8, 2012 13:24
“shogun of harlem” = “the truth’s” slightly more whitey-hating handle
Cashmoron May 7, 2012 08:28
What’s up with the radar gun in Kansas city? No way did every pitcher in the series throw 95-101 mph.
Juiced Radar Gun May 7, 2012 08:54
I clocked Chen at 101mph!!!
Joel Zumaya May 7, 2012 15:28
Remember me?
Joel Zumaya's snapped bone & ligaments May 7, 2012 18:08
I know you remember me!
dave May 7, 2012 08:59
This whole post is genius. RIP MCA
Vilos Cohaagen May 7, 2012 09:01
…and PHIL HUGHES IS FUCKING MAKING IT HAPPEN!!!
Brian S. May 7, 2012 09:42
Rock out. Cock out.
Brian S. May 7, 2012 11:28
Hang out. Wang out.
Brian S. May 8, 2012 10:41
Balls out.
Cole Hamels May 7, 2012 10:37
I got no class!
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/phillies-cole-hamels-hits-nationals-bryce-harper-admits-aiming-for-him-050612
indeed May 7, 2012 10:46
Yeah, that was bullshit. It was nice to see that kid (Bryce Harper) didn’t get rattled or lose his cool. Made it to third and then stole home. Gotta love the heart this kid is showing! He’s playing the game really hard, can hit, run like the wind, and has a heck of an arm. At 19! Glad his pitcher protected him, too. Cole Hamels is a piece of shit. To me, the Phillies are basically the Red Sox of the national league– no class. After the 2009 world series, I understood why Mets fans hate them so much. I mean, they built their own courtroom at their stadium just to handle the many lawbreaking incidents that their own FANS engage in, every game. Pathetic.
Pound the corners May 7, 2012 12:55
Hamels talks like a flamingo walks.
Buck May 7, 2012 22:16
If Flanny were here, he’d tell you why that was disrespectful.
potatoes May 7, 2012 14:59
Apparently Nomass isn’t the only one who feels this way:
http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/good_grief_bDqy3Ma11EjXYpo4ZS6LmJ
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes May 7, 2012 18:10
My payoffs are working! Yeah baby!
Now I just have to catch Girardi with that tranny hooker I keep sending to his room.
Joe Páwlikowski May 8, 2012 10:42
Gay for Hughes 2012. Joe Pawl knows.