35.2 IP, 32 K, 7 BB, 29 H, 2.78 ERA
The strikeouts are what’s most amazing. He takes a year off and comes back averaging 8.18 K/9 over his first five starts — this from a guy with a career 6.6 K/9. Remarkable.
Slinging it better than ever.
35.2 IP, 32 K, 7 BB, 29 H, 2.78 ERA
The strikeouts are what’s most amazing. He takes a year off and comes back averaging 8.18 K/9 over his first five starts — this from a guy with a career 6.6 K/9. Remarkable.
Slinging it better than ever.
50 Comments
Negrodamus June 5, 2012 22:21
He’s gritty.
Peter Gammons June 6, 2012 00:21
Clearly you are referring to Dustin Pedroia
TSJC June 6, 2012 15:26
Crackas be all slow and shit
Dusty Baker June 6, 2012 17:27
Dry also hab de trouble playing’ in de hot summer.
rob balis June 5, 2012 22:30
i imagine pettitte with a huge cock…just holding it and smacking his wife in the face with it saying ” i’m andy pettite bitch”
Bexy June 6, 2012 00:25
You and I have similar fantasies ;) except I imagine me instead of that tramp he calls a ‘wife’
Moshe Mandel June 5, 2012 22:37
He rolls on Shabbos. During Purim.
HGH Needle June 5, 2012 22:42
Play on playa….
Negrodamus June 5, 2012 22:45
HGH doesn’t actually increase muscle strength. You know that, right? Andy was an idiot for taking it, but it’s not a steroid. But hey, whatever makes you feel better.
Derrrrrrrr June 5, 2012 23:52
Yeah, Andy must have just done it because it was the “cool thing to do.”
Roger Clemens June 6, 2012 00:06
If doing HGH is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Negrodamus June 6, 2012 14:53
He did it because athletes are idiots and take anything they think will help. The HGH may have increased muscle mass or helped heal, but it sure as hell didn’t help him throw harder as it does not increase strength of said muscle.
Sensitive RAB Guy June 6, 2012 15:14
you’re so silly
Negrodamus June 6, 2012 15:27
For stating accurate things? Or because what I posted goes against your dumbass opinion of how things work?
Sensitive RAB Guy June 7, 2012 10:52
right all athletes are stupid.
so are the world-class doctors, nutritionists, surgeons, etc. they have advising them.
And as you said “the hgh could have increased muscle mass or helped heal,”
– and in your expert medical opinion HEALING, not to mention stronger muscles, and all the mental issues that may / may not factor in this — couldn’t help his velocity.
rob balis June 5, 2012 23:56
also..for what its worth..i believe him when he says he took it one or twice then stopped and said what the hell am i doing
pettitte
the ace of the staff
Andy Pettitte June 6, 2012 02:52
Thanks Rob Balls for being so gullible.
Dominican Milkshake June 6, 2012 00:06
Just ask your boy Ortiz.
Manny Ramirez June 6, 2012 00:16
Why you forget about meee, brotha?
Bud Selig June 6, 2012 11:53
Quiet, the both of you!
George Mitchell June 6, 2012 11:54
Foe gods sake do what the man says!
Ortiz's Self-Styled "Investigation" June 6, 2012 17:46
Shhh, the checks in the mail.
Todd Helton June 6, 2012 22:26
Is this thing on? Hello?
jerk off June 5, 2012 23:29
He puts jalapeno up his big nose to give him some mucus to slick the ball up.
Imagine how much slime that honker produces.
Sully from Boston June 6, 2012 00:13
Andy is on the facking roids! Go Bahston!
David Ortiz June 6, 2012 00:17
Did someone say roids? Uhh… I mean… milkshakes?
George Mitchell June 6, 2012 11:57
Just keep it down there my fat Mexican friend. You stay on my team and nobody will ever be the wiser. You fall out of my good graces and it’s all over for you – one call to my good friend Bud Selig and you’ll be gone faster than you can say “No really, Manny only started juicing the moment he joined the Dodgers!”
Sully June 6, 2012 17:28
Impostah! I bet your muddah makes bad chowdah!
Laura Posada June 6, 2012 00:18
He IS a bad boy. And bad boys deserve to be spanked.
Cliff Lee's Wife June 6, 2012 00:20
My hubby is my little whipping bitch. The second he steps out of line I whip his ass back into shape, just like that time he was considering going to New York and its spitting fans… I prefer the vomiting scums in Philly. I also have his balls in my trophy case.
Yankee fans June 6, 2012 00:29
You filthy hoar! We throw shit and semen filled condoms at you.
Hope your husband enjoys the Phillies when they become the 2009 Orioles.
Up Yours June 6, 2012 09:41
Hope you’re enjoying your husband’s ZERO win season.
Sensitive RAB Guy June 6, 2012 15:16
carson cistulli says: wins are meaningless
Michael Kay June 6, 2012 18:45
I OBJECT
The "W" department June 8, 2012 10:37
How’s my ass taste?
Pineda's shoulder June 6, 2012 00:30
I actually got injured jerking off to your tits.
Pat Kelly #14 June 6, 2012 03:01
I love AP but what really under minded his HGH admission was that he only came out after the Mitchell Report.
Why did he refuse to talk to them when asked?
We know the guy is ready to snitch on a dime.
So I have a hard time believing he was Rocket’s best friend & work out partner
and never took juice and only used hgh for 2 days – it doesn’t add up.
Brian Cashman June 6, 2012 03:03
so what do you say to 5 year – $85 mill extension!
Randy Levine June 6, 2012 05:18
Quit stealing my lines.
Andy Pettitte June 6, 2012 05:35
I’ve missed those October nights.
Pettitte June 6, 2012 08:20
Take a year off, while I cycle my balls off, come back stronger than ever. Nothing to see here folks!
Joe Paterno June 6, 2012 22:30
A man with balls? I didn’t see anything. In fact, Andy only told me he shot up a mix of horse roids and heroin every day for the past year while strangling drifters to get erections, but its not my job to speak up about legal matters and the safety of the community.
Duh June 6, 2012 10:11
The thing about Pettitte, historically, is that he doesn’t get lit up, and even when he’s having an off night, he still manages to go deep in the game and give the team a chance to win. THAT is the very definition of an ACE. He’s never been overpowering, never what you would call dominant, but he’s at heart a competitor and will find a way to grind it out when he has to. Last night, he made it look EASY. Everyone gets amped up about the flamethrowers … true pitching talent is far more important.
The Truth June 6, 2012 12:23
You are a total moron. Even Andy’s most fervent supporters would never call him an ace. He has been a very good #2 for his whole career.
Steaming Pile of Shit June 6, 2012 15:06
Did someone say #2?
Joeybagonuts June 6, 2012 22:32
Who was the ace of the 96 staff? Game 5 in Atlanta?
A solid Workhorse June 6, 2012 13:06
Life sucks when you write under a handle named “duh” and you’re dead wrong.
HGH June 6, 2012 15:16
Welcome back!
Joe Páwlikowski June 6, 2012 15:31
I got a pie chart ready showing what a sexy man this is.
Bexy June 6, 2012 18:45
Back off,slut. He’s MINE.