Who cares, Johan Santans threw the first no-hitter in Mets history. The Mets are the biggest show in town. BTW the Yankees have a $200 million dollar payroll.
He ALMOST threw a no-hitter. It was a 1-hitter, to be correct. I’m sure you all saw the replay 1,000 times of the line drive hit that landed on the foul line and sent the white dust flying (and left an imprint), and was called fair by one of the cataract patients alongside third base. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he grew up in Queens…
I’m not sure what the purpose of this site is anymore. It certainly isn’t baseball analysis. I come here to laugh. This shit isn’t funny. This site hasn’t made me laugh since Curt Schilling came out of the ocean like a whale to eat a piece of chicken.
Cue somebody bashing me pretending to be a RAB poster or Brett Pedroia. That’s adorable…
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Curt Schilling's Period Blood Sock June 2, 2012 16:06Reply
Curt can’t go into the ocean on days he’s menstruating.
14 Comments
Laz Diaz June 2, 2012 11:38
Russell Martin did not have the privilege of playing in this game. It is a privilege that he will have to earn.
The Glass June 2, 2012 11:56
I am half full.
Mike Lupica June 2, 2012 12:05
Who cares, Johan Santans threw the first no-hitter in Mets history. The Mets are the biggest show in town. BTW the Yankees have a $200 million dollar payroll.
Mike Asxia June 2, 2012 13:58
Blow me. Nothing like some Mike and Mike in the morning ;)
Correction June 2, 2012 14:23
He ALMOST threw a no-hitter. It was a 1-hitter, to be correct. I’m sure you all saw the replay 1,000 times of the line drive hit that landed on the foul line and sent the white dust flying (and left an imprint), and was called fair by one of the cataract patients alongside third base. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he grew up in Queens…
Carlos Beltran June 2, 2012 14:25
I don’t have much luck with calls going for me.
Koe Moe June 2, 2012 12:14
And he hit it off a lefty.
Me June 2, 2012 15:39
I’m not sure what the purpose of this site is anymore. It certainly isn’t baseball analysis. I come here to laugh. This shit isn’t funny. This site hasn’t made me laugh since Curt Schilling came out of the ocean like a whale to eat a piece of chicken.
Cue somebody bashing me pretending to be a RAB poster or Brett Pedroia. That’s adorable…
Curt Schilling's Period Blood Sock June 2, 2012 16:06
Curt can’t go into the ocean on days he’s menstruating.
GM June 2, 2012 19:08
Granderson: Imported from Detroit.
(cue motown music)
jerk off June 2, 2012 19:16
Is this Arthur Ashe? Didn’t he die of AIDS?
yup June 2, 2012 22:16
god’s work.
Sensitive RAB Guy June 2, 2012 21:54
That’s racist!
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Welp June 3, 2012 04:31
Not today he didn’t