I give my hubby spankings all the time. Of course they usually end in him crying like a little pussy bitch… its not my fault he has no testicles. Well, actually, considering that I chopped off his balls to put in my trophy case, I guess it is. He’s still a pussy though.
Even on a night when they don’t win, The MEts show you why they are the biggest show in town. The whole city was watching to see if Johan could again be Nohanin the Bronx. It didn’t happen, but still the Mets made you look at them. Gary, Keith and Ron made you feel like this was an event. Despite A $200 million dollar payorll, The Yanks don’t own New York like the ’86 Mets. Remember them? Sure you do. Bobby Valentine will have the Sox in first by July 4th.
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New York Times Sports Desk June 9, 2012 08:18Reply
While doing the broadcast last night I saw something that bothered me. After Andrew Jones hit a home tun, making back to back to back home runs for the Yankees, I saw Nick Swisher celebrating in the dugout. I found that unprofessional and disrespectful to the game.
My teammates and I in 1986 played the game the right way. We never showed up an opponent and were true professionals especially off the field. We saw ourselves as role models for the youth of America. Keith and I expressed our disgust at this. We never would do or tolerate things like that.
On a completely different topic, I watched some of the Heat-Celtics game. In the third, with the score tied, LeBron took a pass at the three point line with NOBODY anywhere near him. He looked at the rim and hesitated, then when a Boston player got near him he put up a brick.
What supposed premier player in NBA history in a freaking game 7 would hesitate to shoot with a wide open look? Answer: None.
Lebron makes me sick and I pray that the young guns on OKC will shred those bitches from Miami. Sickening…
30 Comments
Brian S. June 8, 2012 23:09
People who use the throwing knife are showoffs who get killed trying to hit somebody from across the map. The Semtex is way more practical.
jerk off June 8, 2012 23:18
Johan gave all.
jerk off June 8, 2012 23:19
When I used to play Bond, I would karate chop people to death.
Dick Nixon June 8, 2012 23:43
Why are they not shooting? I hate second chance basturds. Shoot em when they’re down.
Col. Bill Kilgore aka Big Duke 6 June 9, 2012 00:01
Clear the area I’m coming down myself….. don’t these people ever give up?
Mortal Kombat June 9, 2012 00:31
Finish him!
Jesus Montero June 9, 2012 01:18
Hey Ca$hmoron guess what! I caught the Mariners combined no-hitter.
Michael Pineda June 9, 2012 01:26
I still hav no hiter goin for yankis ans i like to cook
John Jaso June 9, 2012 07:47
You couldn’t even beat out Cervelli.
Laura Posada June 9, 2012 01:20
Looks like a good old-fashioned subway spanking. Now who wants to give ME a “subway spanking”?
Cliff Lee's Wife June 9, 2012 01:25
I give my hubby spankings all the time. Of course they usually end in him crying like a little pussy bitch… its not my fault he has no testicles. Well, actually, considering that I chopped off his balls to put in my trophy case, I guess it is. He’s still a pussy though.
The "W" department June 9, 2012 08:29
Aren’t you enormous? Me thinks I have heard that.
John Sterling June 9, 2012 01:36
Threesome with me, Suzy and Roger Clemens: Back to back to back! Belly to belly to belly!
Kevin Long June 9, 2012 01:41
To Start with Nine Runs:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start…
Yankee Stadium June 9, 2012 05:19
We own Johan.
Mike Lupica June 9, 2012 07:45
Even on a night when they don’t win, The MEts show you why they are the biggest show in town. The whole city was watching to see if Johan could again be Nohanin the Bronx. It didn’t happen, but still the Mets made you look at them. Gary, Keith and Ron made you feel like this was an event. Despite A $200 million dollar payorll, The Yanks don’t own New York like the ’86 Mets. Remember them? Sure you do. Bobby Valentine will have the Sox in first by July 4th.
New York Times Sports Desk June 9, 2012 08:18
You just gave us erections.
Sensitive RAB Guy June 9, 2012 15:19
you just gave Asixa a 10k-word post
Pie Graph June 9, 2012 20:49
Don’t forget about me!
Ron Darling June 9, 2012 08:45
While doing the broadcast last night I saw something that bothered me. After Andrew Jones hit a home tun, making back to back to back home runs for the Yankees, I saw Nick Swisher celebrating in the dugout. I found that unprofessional and disrespectful to the game.
My teammates and I in 1986 played the game the right way. We never showed up an opponent and were true professionals especially off the field. We saw ourselves as role models for the youth of America. Keith and I expressed our disgust at this. We never would do or tolerate things like that.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn June 9, 2012 08:57
Suck it, bitches.
Who Cares June 9, 2012 09:27
Can I have your phone number?
That way I’ll know who to call when I need a conscience.
Doc Gooden's Dealer June 9, 2012 11:00
You tell em Ron.
Babe Ruth Montero June 9, 2012 09:10
How can the Yankees be winning without me?
Joe Girardi June 9, 2012 11:27
Our Jap starter looked great. The second Jap wasn’t much.
Robbie is what he is. DRobbie back soon. Gardy back soon. Jobby back later.
We win the division by at least 8 games.
Kevin Youkilis June 9, 2012 13:28
Watch and LOL: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=22125877&c_id=mlb
Mike Francesa's Accent June 9, 2012 13:45
Man on boy domahnation? Cleah my intahview schedule, Mink!
Joeybagonuts June 10, 2012 00:39
On a completely different topic, I watched some of the Heat-Celtics game. In the third, with the score tied, LeBron took a pass at the three point line with NOBODY anywhere near him. He looked at the rim and hesitated, then when a Boston player got near him he put up a brick.
What supposed premier player in NBA history in a freaking game 7 would hesitate to shoot with a wide open look? Answer: None.
Lebron makes me sick and I pray that the young guns on OKC will shred those bitches from Miami. Sickening…
jerk off June 10, 2012 09:54
LeBron is a maestro. Pacquaio is a washed up scrub. Mayweather is a scrub too.
Cup O' Joe Flacco June 10, 2012 14:42
And I’m an elite quarterback!!!