A team from New York won on the road last night, but you wont hear much about it. Why? Because that’s the way these Mets operate. They don’t want your attention, just your respect. Let the $200 million dollar show in the Bronx take the headlines, The Mets just take your breath away. With a beatdown of David Price, the same David Price The Yankees couldn’t touch last week, these Mets showed what they’re about. RA Dickey overcame his demons, to pitch like one. He is the story of New York baseball this season. Now Johan tries to rebound from an off night in the launching pad known as Yankee Stadium and sweep the Rays tomorrow. Bobby V’s crew is starting to roll, soon they will make their presence known.
The Mets are like the shit stain on my ten-year-old pair of tighty-whiteys! And no, for once I’m not stealing– err, I mean borrowing– a line from Chad Jennings.
More money. Now. I’ve saved games while the others were hurt. I was not paid to be a closer. Pay up, or I will again refuse to pitch against teams in our division.
The sweep is done and we don’t have to listen to that motherfuckin’ “chop song” anymore. Same shit from back in ’96 when we WHOMPED on your motherfuckin’ ass! Get a new song, a new tactic, and hell, while you’re at it, a NEW TEAM! At least Mets fans might raise up off deez nutz for a while since we just did them a favor schoolin’ these AAAA-ball clowns. I was amazed the chop song still flies in 2012 with everyone cramming political correctness up each other’s asses all the motherfuckin’ time.
Atlanta just gets carried away with that nonsense, every foul ball, everytime someone buys a beer, everytime someone scratches their ass in the dugout, that insipid chop and chant. Almost as bad as the fucking cowbells in Tampa.
Yeah, except Braves fans don’t actually go the games anymore. What you were hearing was the organ playing the chop with a recording of the Atlanta crowd circa 1995.
Did anyone else hear Michael Kay refer to Chipper Jones as a “future hall of famer?” Wow. I mean, I believe in respecting other teams and players, but going that far is just downright silly.
Captain Obvious? Ha! More like Captain Braves Fan. With guys like Ichiro being in “the discussion” of possible future hall of famers, Chipper Jones is VERY unlikely. Ichiro’s career (yes, just in MLB, for you haters) FAR trumps that of Chipper Jones. The third baseman may be one of the best players in BRAVES history, but hall of fame selections go by career production, not by fan favorites.
actually i agree. if you compare their career stats and take into consideration all the gold gloves, all star selections, hits and more, it makes sense.
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Hanging with Mr. Cooperstown June 14, 2012 06:12Reply
He might not make it on the first ballot, depending on the class the year he retires, but he’ll get in. Will retire with ~2,700 hits, ~ 475 homers, MVP award, World Series win, and 50th on the all time WAR list (30th for a position player)
I’m your explanation. Good thing I intervened over that no nothing
Cashman.
Wasn’t the fact that Cashman wanted nothing to do with Soriano
reason enough to sign him?!?!?
Come on No Maas! Do a post about my much needed production to get us into first and beyond! If you don’t I’m afraid people will forget me at the pizzeria.
45 Comments
Rambo June 13, 2012 23:04
Ray Charles would walk more than Cano.
The Juggernaut June 13, 2012 23:20
CHARLES NOOOOOOOO!!!
The Juggernaut June 14, 2012 00:12
I’m ready to fuck! I’ve BEEN ready to fuck, my suit is so tight!
rob balis June 14, 2012 18:23
i dont even need no condom…look what my suit’s made out of
Bud Selig June 13, 2012 23:11
I’m starting to re-think this whole interleague thing. I don’t like this one bit.
Mike Lupica June 13, 2012 23:18
A team from New York won on the road last night, but you wont hear much about it. Why? Because that’s the way these Mets operate. They don’t want your attention, just your respect. Let the $200 million dollar show in the Bronx take the headlines, The Mets just take your breath away. With a beatdown of David Price, the same David Price The Yankees couldn’t touch last week, these Mets showed what they’re about. RA Dickey overcame his demons, to pitch like one. He is the story of New York baseball this season. Now Johan tries to rebound from an off night in the launching pad known as Yankee Stadium and sweep the Rays tomorrow. Bobby V’s crew is starting to roll, soon they will make their presence known.
Mike Asxia June 14, 2012 00:53
The Mets are like the shit stain on my ten-year-old pair of tighty-whiteys! And no, for once I’m not stealing– err, I mean borrowing– a line from Chad Jennings.
Brian S. June 15, 2012 15:51
I like Ike.
Alex Rodriguez June 13, 2012 23:27
I am still batting clutch!
rough truth June 13, 2012 23:38
Granderson probably has a bass guitar in his basement.
Bryce Harper June 13, 2012 23:51
Can’t wait to wear those Yankee pinstripes in 6 years.
Captain Obvious June 14, 2012 00:07
100 years/4.4 billion await you.
Randy Levine June 14, 2012 00:17
That’s a clown offer, bro.
Rafael Soriano June 14, 2012 01:33
More money. Now. I’ve saved games while the others were hurt. I was not paid to be a closer. Pay up, or I will again refuse to pitch against teams in our division.
Bryce Harper June 14, 2012 03:40
I was hoping you’d say that! I’ll do 50 years, 10 billion. You see the bargain right? Of course you do!
Ki m Last June 15, 2012 15:51
Lumps
rob balis June 14, 2012 18:26
bryce harper will be a yankee in 2018 and ill be 34 years old
fuck my life
Thank God... June 14, 2012 00:19
The sweep is done and we don’t have to listen to that motherfuckin’ “chop song” anymore. Same shit from back in ’96 when we WHOMPED on your motherfuckin’ ass! Get a new song, a new tactic, and hell, while you’re at it, a NEW TEAM! At least Mets fans might raise up off deez nutz for a while since we just did them a favor schoolin’ these AAAA-ball clowns. I was amazed the chop song still flies in 2012 with everyone cramming political correctness up each other’s asses all the motherfuckin’ time.
ESPN Headline June 14, 2012 00:50
McCann HR the only chink in Kuroda’s armor!
ESPN Alt Headline June 14, 2012 02:19
Yanks Nip Braves Behind Kuroda Sneak Attack.
Big Chief June 14, 2012 01:20
Chop song heap big insult, no like-um.
Enough Is Enough June 15, 2012 01:29
Atlanta just gets carried away with that nonsense, every foul ball, everytime someone buys a beer, everytime someone scratches their ass in the dugout, that insipid chop and chant. Almost as bad as the fucking cowbells in Tampa.
Joeybagonuts June 15, 2012 18:11
Yeah, except Braves fans don’t actually go the games anymore. What you were hearing was the organ playing the chop with a recording of the Atlanta crowd circa 1995.
Haha June 14, 2012 00:21
Did anyone else hear Michael Kay refer to Chipper Jones as a “future hall of famer?” Wow. I mean, I believe in respecting other teams and players, but going that far is just downright silly.
Captain Obvious June 14, 2012 03:38
If it was just ballwashing I’d agree, but…he really is going into the Hall.
Correction June 14, 2012 14:01
Captain Obvious? Ha! More like Captain Braves Fan. With guys like Ichiro being in “the discussion” of possible future hall of famers, Chipper Jones is VERY unlikely. Ichiro’s career (yes, just in MLB, for you haters) FAR trumps that of Chipper Jones. The third baseman may be one of the best players in BRAVES history, but hall of fame selections go by career production, not by fan favorites.
Ben Kaw Bawk SR June 14, 2012 17:03
Can we sue you for lame comedy?
just a fan June 14, 2012 17:47
actually i agree. if you compare their career stats and take into consideration all the gold gloves, all star selections, hits and more, it makes sense.
Hanging with Mr. Cooperstown June 14, 2012 06:12
He might not make it on the first ballot, depending on the class the year he retires, but he’ll get in. Will retire with ~2,700 hits, ~ 475 homers, MVP award, World Series win, and 50th on the all time WAR list (30th for a position player)
Logic and facts June 14, 2012 10:44
Chipper is a first ballot HOF’er.
Correction June 14, 2012 11:13
Opinions are not logic and facts.
BEXY June 15, 2012 15:52
ALL I ASKED FOR WAS ANDY’S DIRTY UNDIES.
bulletproofmustache June 14, 2012 01:57
Haha. You sir, have giant dump in your pants.
Brett Gardner June 14, 2012 02:00
You can’t predict baseball. Yanks are in first without me! How’s the even possible?
Mariano Rivera June 14, 2012 03:42
I knee-d an explanation, also.
Randy Levine June 14, 2012 06:50
I’m your explanation. Good thing I intervened over that no nothing
Cashman.
Wasn’t the fact that Cashman wanted nothing to do with Soriano
reason enough to sign him?!?!?
CJ June 14, 2012 07:53
Soriano’s contract is horrible.
Doc Ellis June 14, 2012 05:19
I’m high as a Georgia pine!
Dock Ellis June 14, 2012 13:16
Who is Doc Ellis?
Roy Keane's Dog June 14, 2012 08:18
Who does photoshop work for NoMaas? Stevie Wonder? (See what I was going for there? Brilliant…)
Haterade June 14, 2012 09:18
I visit NoMaas everyday just to hate on it!!! YEAH!
Matt Cain June 14, 2012 11:16
How sweet I am! (Get it?)
Ex Prez June 14, 2012 11:38
I ate a lot of peanuts at the game
Brett Gardner June 14, 2012 18:22
Come on No Maas! Do a post about my much needed production to get us into first and beyond! If you don’t I’m afraid people will forget me at the pizzeria.
Joe Páwlikowski June 15, 2012 15:50
Black people are stupid. Blind guys can’t play music. Listen to some Slayer.