It sucks but this season is far from over. CC will be back in 2 weeks and Pettitte will return for the stretch run. Somehow they will have to piece this thing together. We’ve been doing it all year.
I have some pieces available if needed. 1 being Matt Garza. I’ll give him up for a bag of balls if it means sticking it to the Sawx after they stuck me in the ass. Just take his contract off my payroll and he’s all yours.
40 Comments
Johnny Cash June 27, 2012 22:37
lol
Jimmy Jazz June 27, 2012 22:37
Might as well have photoshopped Mo, Gardner and Joba on to the other 3 guys.
Pineda June 28, 2012 00:34
Hi
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate June 27, 2012 22:41
Time for the character building portion of the season…
Smart Guy June 27, 2012 22:51
Cash’s version > NIN’s
Sully June 27, 2012 22:58
House of Pain’s version > Johnny Cash’s.
Ki m Last June 28, 2012 15:41
Lump version
Glass Half Full June 27, 2012 23:10
Well rested for the stretch run.
ESPN Headline June 27, 2012 23:14
Yankees season over… Red Sox division champs by proxy. Bobby V. Manager of Year.
Sabathias 12 lb cock June 27, 2012 23:32
Not my fault.
Little Jerry June 27, 2012 23:45
In other news, 5 months ago there was no room in the rotation for anyone.
AJ Burnett June 28, 2012 06:11
Do you miss me yet?
Derrrrrrrr June 28, 2012 11:05
No
Javy Vazquez July 10, 2012 22:49
And wath about me?
Adele June 28, 2012 00:33
We could have had it ALLLLLLLL! Rolling in the DEEEEEEEEP!
Rumor Has It June 28, 2012 18:41
Your 15 minutes are over.
Pineda's Shoulder June 28, 2012 00:59
These guys don’t know anything about DL stints.
Andy Pettitte June 28, 2012 01:43
My dad just sent me his HGH to promote healing.
David Ortiz June 28, 2012 07:57
Bro I got you. I will send you some of my milkshakes. Selig? Don’t worry bro he’s in my pocket.
Randy Levine June 28, 2012 01:45
When am I going get my cock sucked for signing Rafael Soriano?
Now Cashman leaves me no choice but to go out and get another pitcher. Hmph!
Homeless Harry June 28, 2012 05:21
It sucks but this season is far from over. CC will be back in 2 weeks and Pettitte will return for the stretch run. Somehow they will have to piece this thing together. We’ve been doing it all year.
Mike Francesa's Accent June 28, 2012 09:06
You mean a team that is 18 games over .500 in late June is still alive? Thanks Captain Obvious. I was really considering packing it in for the season.
Dummy.
Sully Fitzpatrick June 28, 2012 20:57
Listen here you fat dumb fawk, the Sawx are on a tare. We already clinched the east and the AL. The Yanks are just playing for 3rd.
Brian S. June 29, 2012 15:25
I almost concur.
Theo Epstein June 28, 2012 05:22
I have some pieces available if needed. 1 being Matt Garza. I’ll give him up for a bag of balls if it means sticking it to the Sawx after they stuck me in the ass. Just take his contract off my payroll and he’s all yours.
20-20 Hindsight June 28, 2012 06:48
Yankees fault. I knew it would happen.
Pineda's Shoulder June 28, 2012 07:55
I would do anything to be healthy but I won’t do that. Oh no, I won’t do that.
The Truth June 28, 2012 07:58
How about losing osme weight & coming to camp in shape next time asshole.
Buffalo Bill June 28, 2012 09:59
Is he about a size 14?
The Truth June 28, 2012 10:48
I got hurt when I found out Zimmerman passed his lie detector. Any one know where else can I find some racism to rail about?
The Real Truth June 28, 2012 14:53
Son get help and get out of your mothers basemen soon. Oh and find some pussy even if you have to pay for it.
TSJC June 28, 2012 15:42
We Nigga’s should be supportin’. Not messin’. Damn nigga
Jimmy Valmer June 28, 2012 14:12
Sabathia got so fat he should be called “CCCXX.”
Joe Páwlikowski June 28, 2012 15:44
No Slayer?
Jeff Hannemann June 29, 2012 18:37
Hand still fucked up from a spider bite…
Randy Levine June 28, 2012 17:33
I love my wife & I love the yankees. I wasn’t paying for abortions when the yankees were dying in the playoffs
I’m the real GM.
Pineda's Shoulder June 28, 2012 18:40
When they said I had a torn labrum, I thought my girlfriend was pregnant. Diaphram=/=Labrum. English is a tough language.
Joeybagonuts June 28, 2012 22:56
Rapada pulled a Mariano Game 7 2001. Made me sad.
Rich Mahogany June 29, 2012 08:43
Is Sidney Ponson available?
DormantUlcer June 29, 2012 15:26
Chicken and Waffles is the greatest.