In tonight’s episode, we learn how Dewayne Wise gets umpires to call opponents out without even having to catch the ball.
Video is here.
In tonight’s episode, we learn how Dewayne Wise gets umpires to call opponents out without even having to catch the ball.
Video is here.
65 Comments
nick June 26, 2012 22:53
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ESPN Headline June 27, 2012 00:30
Random dumbass nick was the first to comment on nomaas’s article today!
Benny KaaaaBack June 27, 2012 16:07
I’ll get daddy to sue!
Ben Ka bak's Dad June 28, 2012 15:33
We will, Benny. We will.
Alex June 26, 2012 23:22
My Bitches! Acting. Acting is fun. Like you clowns act like you have a clue. 2nd deck tonight, “no power”.
Jerk off in mommy’s basement now, and dream about wishing you were me. See ya in a day or so!
Derek June 27, 2012 00:38
I love acting! Remember when I faked that HBP way back when? Every single fucking sports network wouldn’t get off my ass for months
Fucker June 27, 2012 09:59
If you can’t see that his decline has started and aren’t dreading the last years of this guy’s contract you are a dumb fuck. He is going to fucking suck and his $25 mil a year is going to kill us with Hal the bean counter in charge.
Brian S. June 26, 2012 23:32
He not stinky.
Yeah, but... June 26, 2012 23:41
What he meant was that everyone’s been bashing A-Rod, saying he has no power. Maybe he’s not hitting 40+ homers anymore, but nobody can look at that shot tonight and say he lacks power. (OK, maybe the dumbasses at FOX and ESPN, but obviously, that doesn’t count.)
FOX & ESPN June 27, 2012 00:50
You’re the dumbass for not understanding his lack of power is in reference to his rate stats not how far the ball goes when he does hit an extra base hit.
I'm Just Sayin' June 27, 2012 01:28
Anyone that brings up “rate stats” really does jerk off in his moms basement dreaming he was Arod. Probably sucked at stickball too
I’m Just Sayin’
Position Scarcity June 27, 2012 01:43
And he’s still 8th at his position in wRC+. No he’s not worth his contract but he’s still an above average third baseman. So complain about something else instead, like Jeter and Granderson’s defense.
Brian S. June 28, 2012 15:34
He be good.
Little Jerry June 26, 2012 23:48
White guy giving a brother some slack! I like it
Irrelevant June 26, 2012 23:49
Warner Wolf: Let’s go to the videotape?!
Bud Selig: That’s a clown question, bro.
Steve Bartman June 26, 2012 23:51
Where was this umpire 9 years ago?
In All Honesty June 27, 2012 00:24
What the hell is Cory Wade still doing on the team? If it wasn’t for A-Rod’s solo HR, we would have been in extra innings but Michael Kay would say “That’s the fallacy of the predetermined outcome.”
Joe G June 27, 2012 00:39
Binderie said I should use Wadie
Joe Girardi June 27, 2012 07:00
As soon as the Orioles collapse, I will be the runaway favorite for AL Manager of the Year.
Jon Lovitz June 27, 2012 00:44
ACTING!
Frank Francisco June 27, 2012 00:52
I strained my oblique by tripping over a chicken oopsie
John Sterling June 27, 2012 01:44
Back-to-back DeWayne Wise-themed photoshops? You can’t predict baseball, Suzyn.
Buffalo Bill June 27, 2012 09:00
Back to back, and a-belly to a-belly!
JohnnyDaMan June 27, 2012 02:02
#HumanElement
Homer Bush June 27, 2012 02:53
In 15 years, Michael Kay will overrated these two Dewayne Wise games as the most pivotal moments towards a World Series run.
cheatinfucks June 27, 2012 07:53
Yes, we cheat and yes we are proud of it.
stay classy New York.
No wonder NYC is such a cesspool, with roll models like this to emulate.
The Truth June 27, 2012 08:40
When is Big Papi’s press conference again? You know the one he swore he was going to have when he found out about the positive test. Remember? (Sound of Crickets)
Ortiz's self styled "investigation" June 27, 2012 09:29
We’re making significant progress with our investigation. We just hired Jimmy Rockford and Father Downing to get to the bottom of it all.
uCheatinfucks June 27, 2012 12:22
right after pettitte’s, brown’s, clemons giambi’s and arod’s.
unrelated.
last night was blatant cheating, wasn’t even close. the dumpire crew had to have been paid.
fuck bud selig, fuck you and new york too.
Manny Ramirez June 27, 2012 15:53
when I in Boston takin roids, it’s just Manny being Manny. When I go to LA, I get suspension!! bud selig got my back and sucks redsox cock, and so do gullible fools like you brotha!
LeonS June 27, 2012 15:55
It was a crappy call but all Wise did was walk off the field after it. So because he did not run up to the ump to protest he’s ‘cheating’?
Johan Santana June 27, 2012 15:57
You’re right! Umpires never screw up calls, unless it’s in the Yankees favor! By the way, I pitched the first one hitt- I MEAN no-hitter in Met’s history!
Nick Social June 27, 2012 22:23
Stuff likes this makes all the bitter little cunts even MORE bitter, and MORE cunty… and that’s just fantastic.
Roll Model June 28, 2012 07:41
Isn’t it funny how MLB adds an extra wild card after the Red Sux fail for 2 consecutive years to make the postseason?
Go jerk off to “The Departed”…
Ortiz's self styled "investigation" June 28, 2012 07:48
Giambi, A-Rod and Andy all admitted to their PED use. Perhaps you missed that while you were busy jerking off to mugshots of Brett Pedroia.
Joe Páwlikowski June 28, 2012 15:34
You want a weekend writing job?
Roll Models June 27, 2012 09:14
Enjoy living in Cleveland, imbecile. Make sure to send Lebron congrats for his NBA title.
NYC Elitist June 27, 2012 09:25
It’s “role” model, moron. Is that how they spell it up in Southie?
Jimmy Valmer June 27, 2012 22:11
Here’s a nice role model for you.
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Jimmy Valmer June 27, 2012 22:12
Or is that “roll model”?
Jimmy Valmer June 27, 2012 22:18
And how about THESE hot li’l numbers?
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Hiroki Kuroda June 27, 2012 22:21
I rike loll moders!
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TSJC June 28, 2012 15:35
Slanty bitches
Benny Blanco from Da Bronx June 27, 2012 08:20
Choke on your clam chowdah bitch!
Mike Francesa's Accent June 27, 2012 08:28
He’d make a good child mahlesta.
Ass-dribble Cabrera June 27, 2012 08:31
Hey you guys, I don’t think he caught that.
Restroom Attendant June 27, 2012 12:57
You might want to wipe that…
The Truth June 27, 2012 08:42
Getting up for work, had ESPN on and they damn near blew a gasket over this shit. Get to work and the overhear TC has Two ass clowns filling in for Mike and Mike and they are ranting about this shit too. If this happened at Fenway, they would be talking about “Fenway Magic.” at Yankee Stadium, we need instant replay. I am expecting a five part Outside the Lines on how this call has tainted the game.
Call me Crazy June 27, 2012 09:59
…but instant re-play probably wouldn’t have caught this. Why would the manager have asked for a review? It looked legit without the slow-mo. Buy the time YES/My 9 and ESPN figured this out, they were already starting the next inning.
Fucker June 27, 2012 10:02
Hughes was dealing and he would have gotten out of it anyway. Dopey manager Big Joe Dumb is trying like hell to kill his arm by leaving him out for 115 pitches everyday, but it is nice to see hughes dealing.
Joe Girardi June 27, 2012 11:12
If only we had you managing. We would have the best record in the league despite major injuries.
Fucker June 27, 2012 11:56
Yes, pitching hughes until his arm falls off with a six run lead has anything to do with your point.
With this lineup, the only thing Ritardi does is bullpen decisions, rest players and in-game strategic decisions. He is bad at in game decisions, and mostly good with the bullpen. If you can give me a reason that a pitcher with an injury history needs to go out in a six run game for another inning with 100 pitches, I am all ears.
Joe Girardi June 27, 2012 12:51
Because people like Rothschild who know 100 times more than you determined that he was still throwing well and “low stress”. It is why they make the big $ – sound professional judgements, not affected by inevitable second guessing from people who don’t know anything.
Grace Slick June 27, 2012 22:22
Don’t you want someone to love?
The Truth June 27, 2012 08:43
Sorry I meant over head TV’s Guys getting ready to watch Euro 2012 today.
Mitt Romney June 27, 2012 11:37
It was a waste of George’s life if they get that call overturned.
Morbid Obesity June 27, 2012 11:57
I can’t figure out how CC got a muscle strain!
Andy Pettitte June 27, 2012 15:55
Casey Kotchman sucks, y’all :(
Klokblocked June 27, 2012 12:41
You are a fucking idiot likely hardened and depressed by years of pathetic “sports teams” that can’t win a damn thing.
DormantUlcer June 27, 2012 12:59
I don’t understand it either, baseball umps NEVER make bad calls.
Russel Martin June 27, 2012 21:36
Hmmm… you guys have a problem with umpires? So do I!
CB Bucknor June 28, 2012 10:42
It’s not all bad…….. remember when I punched out the Red Sox in the ninth with Mariano on the mound and ejected Pedophile Pedroia? Good times indeed.
Apple June 27, 2012 18:41
He’s prone to dumb moves, but I’d much rather have Girardi managing this team than our mouthbreathing buddy (Goat) Fucker up there. Hell, I’d take the binder over that asshole.
Duh June 27, 2012 21:12
What about me?? Meatloaf, MOM!
DormantUlcer June 28, 2012 15:36
Eat dicks for breakfast.