8 IP, 5 K, 1 BB, 4 H, 1 ER (hope you bought low)
I sense the Yankees now have the best run differential in the AL East: +33
8 IP, 5 K, 1 BB, 4 H, 1 ER (hope you bought low)
I sense the Yankees now have the best run differential in the AL East: +33
43 Comments
Jarrod Saltinmycuntia June 6, 2012 22:50
Never trust a spic
Believe It June 7, 2012 10:10
They are going to run away with the division.
That will amazing, as it will be without Babe Ruth Montero, the sub .700 OPS DH.
jerk off June 6, 2012 23:37
I called and it Cleo told me that Nova gets offered head by dudes all the time.
rob balis June 7, 2012 00:18
so do i…the joys of living in manhattan…sigh
Sensitive RAB Guy June 7, 2012 06:55
file under: who gives a fuck
John Rocker June 7, 2012 07:12
You should have listened to me ten years ago Robby – I tried to tell you that manhattan is full of queers with AIDS.
My Hero June 7, 2012 07:16
Sir, I trust Jesus will give you the strength to resist the hordes of men fighting to fellate you. Godspeed you denizen of Gomorra.
You are definitely June 7, 2012 07:16
the worst person who comments on this site.
Buck Showalter June 7, 2012 00:58
People not showing up at the live game chat the past two weeks is disrespectful to Flanny.
Hannah Ehlrich June 7, 2012 02:01
http://riveraveblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/stomper.jpg
I’m on the left. Better than Bexy, right? Enjoy, boys!
Benny Profane June 7, 2012 05:40
Rebexarama’s love life: the only thing more lonely and desolate than the live chat.
Steve Phillips June 7, 2012 08:35
The one on the right…oh yeah…do you have her phone number?
Fucker June 7, 2012 09:49
She is doable.
Simon Adebisi from Oz June 7, 2012 11:54
Man, I’d break out of prison just to slip you the first 9 inches.
Actually on Earth right now June 7, 2012 21:22
Is Bexy the one in the middle?
Bexy June 8, 2012 00:44
Hannah’s ALMOST as attractive as I am!
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2269890891/s0kxf1fc866fmqjvmdv3.jpeg
Big Spike June 7, 2012 05:33
She the one in the middle?
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate June 7, 2012 07:22
While part of me wants to point out the struggles the Rays have had scoring runs recently, I do have to admit that Nova looked fucking ace last night. Good showing.
Mike Lupica June 7, 2012 08:46
The Yankees still haven’t developed a pitcher since Andy Pettite, who by the why did HGH with ex-Yankee Roger Clemmens. Anyway, the Mets are the only show in town. And how about that Bobby Valentine and the job he’s doing with the Red Sox who have had more injuries than any team in history.
Miss Cleo June 7, 2012 08:58
You’re a libra aren’t ya, darlin?
Fucker June 7, 2012 09:50
Dude, how the fuck did you know that? I was born in october…
Can you tell me anything else?
Miss Cleo June 7, 2012 10:11
I see some forgettin possibly, and a new baby in 3 months.
Fucker June 7, 2012 10:36
holy crap my wife is preggers right now! You are the best! What are my financial prospects?
Miss Cleo June 7, 2012 11:00
Is there a gentleman in your life?
Fucker June 7, 2012 11:35
Just my friends and business associates…
Miss Cleo June 7, 2012 11:52
Yup, that’s the daddy.
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes June 7, 2012 11:55
This is great! What are my chances of having a decent rest of the season?
FUCKER June 7, 2012 12:06
WHICH ONE?
Miss Cleo June 7, 2012 12:26
Are any incarcerated?
Fucker June 7, 2012 12:30
Just my retarded brother…
Miss Cleo June 7, 2012 16:06
Since she’s doin’ ‘em all baby, it don’t really matter, now does it?
jerk off June 7, 2012 09:27
I’d love to pound Hannah.
Mike Francesa's Accent June 7, 2012 10:38
I predict moah child mahlestation. Or maybe I’m just hopin’ for it.
(Sighs longingly. Dead air. Breathes into microphone. Farts semi-audibly.)
My show currently consists of five owahs (hours) of me rushin’ callahs off da phone so I can wax poetic about nuthin’ in particulah an’ make predictions that neva pan out. Fah example, I’m not shoah (sure) how da Celtics can get to da Finals tonight… because I’ve buried dem three diff’rent times already.
Maybe one of da jockeys at Belmont – I tawk about horse racin’ a lot even though no one fuckin’ cares, at all – will get mistaken for a kid an’ mahlested. Maybe even by one of da horses. Cuz when it comes to kid touchin’, I’ll Have Anotha!
By da way, spellcheckin’ these posts is useless. It’s biz-ah. It’s just awd.
Here’s da Minkman.
Ritardi Losses:4 June 7, 2012 10:44
total opposite of “duh”
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes June 7, 2012 11:57
I’m in awe.
Benny Profane June 7, 2012 13:20
Mike Francesa’s Accent is consistently hilarious.
Round of applause.
Binder and Binder June 7, 2012 15:30
He’s better then the actual show.
Dude June 7, 2012 11:17
Great photoshop, by the way.
Joeybagonuts June 7, 2012 12:24
I am just astounded NY got any hits off of Cy Cobb. Not to mention a freakin hit with RISP! Its like some alternate universe or something all of a sudden.
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes June 7, 2012 17:35
Deadspin has a great article about how cheap you can get Yankee tickets on StubHub!
The capitalist system has tamed Hal’s greed!
jerk off June 7, 2012 21:25
I’ve titty fuck Miss Cleo. I bet she didn’t see that cumming.
Laura Posada June 7, 2012 22:18
Hubby can’t keep his pee-pee hands off my titties. Apparently I’m the best tittyfuck he and Jose Molina have ever had
Neo from "The Matrix" June 8, 2012 10:58
The “Oracle” can make chocolate chips.