I love the grand game of Baseball. Many of my acquantices are owners, but only when I like to go slumming with the lower class. I mean, did you know that some of the owners only have hundreds of millions of dollars of generational money? Low Lifes. Funny story, when I was young, we would take our yact up the coast to a quaint little 7500 acre- backyard sized lot for polo lessons. Well, one day, a bunch of the local riff raff, I mean, real americans, had put a little baseball field in. As you can imagine, to have that sort of encroachment on such a confined area, I was not happy. But it worked out well. I bought out their parents employers and sent all of their jobs to the Mariana Islands. I haven’t seen those kids back yet!!
I’m sure you all can relate.
Imagine what I could have done if I had a basic understanding of in game strategy. I do a good job with the bullpen though, so I am miles ahead of torre.
While the greatest pitcher in baseball got fatter, older and worse at baseball sitting on his couch masturbating to the Japanese freak porn he found in Matsui’s old locker.
New York Times Sports Desk June 16, 2012 09:42Reply
While Joe Girardi is to be commended for his work with The Yankees, it cannot hold a candle to the job being done by Bobby valentine in Bsoston. Despite a rash of injuries & inconsisten staff he has the Red SOx poised for greatness.
36 Comments
Betsy June 16, 2012 00:42
fap fap fap fap fap fap
Brett Pedroia June 16, 2012 12:08
Kind of old but, hey, whatever!
Bexy June 16, 2012 12:09
Not Andy, but I’d still hit it
Normal guy June 16, 2012 12:16
I’d hit you with a bat.
TSJC June 19, 2012 14:16
My honky bitch gets fucked.
Obama June 16, 2012 01:00
Its to bad Phil doesn’t fit the description of my constituency :/
Willard Romney June 16, 2012 11:50
I love the grand game of Baseball. Many of my acquantices are owners, but only when I like to go slumming with the lower class. I mean, did you know that some of the owners only have hundreds of millions of dollars of generational money? Low Lifes. Funny story, when I was young, we would take our yact up the coast to a quaint little 7500 acre- backyard sized lot for polo lessons. Well, one day, a bunch of the local riff raff, I mean, real americans, had put a little baseball field in. As you can imagine, to have that sort of encroachment on such a confined area, I was not happy. But it worked out well. I bought out their parents employers and sent all of their jobs to the Mariana Islands. I haven’t seen those kids back yet!!
I’m sure you all can relate.
Willard Romney June 16, 2012 11:53
Your going to love my first lady, as well as my second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth ladies.
Obama June 19, 2012 14:16
Anyone got any blow?
Your friend June 16, 2012 12:10
You are trying too hard.
Apathetic Voters June 16, 2012 18:17
Are we really going to have to put up with ham-fisted Obama/Romney jokes on each NoMaas article until November?
Miss Cleo June 17, 2012 07:54
I’m seein nothin, but amateurish political discourse in all y’all futures baby.
Capitol Punishment June 16, 2012 01:48
Mystique and Aura > Nattitude
Brett Gardner June 16, 2012 02:04
Imagine if I was on the team!?!
Saul Goodman June 16, 2012 03:13
A great team would be even better.
Phil Hughes June 16, 2012 03:25
I finally pitched a game this year without giving up a homerun! Maybe I am actually getting my form back!
CC June 16, 2012 04:06
Stop making me look bad man!
cc stands for Captain Crunch June 16, 2012 04:45
It ain’t him brah!
Joe Girardi June 16, 2012 05:18
500 wins in 5 1/2 years. Not bad for not knowing as much as the moron bloggers.
Ritardi June 16, 2012 06:49
Imagine what I could have done if I had a basic understanding of in game strategy. I do a good job with the bullpen though, so I am miles ahead of torre.
Joe Girardi June 16, 2012 07:52
Just imagine what I could have done by using your brilliant game strategy. The Yankees would have never won less than 110 games in a year.
Joe Girardi June 16, 2012 22:23
Just imagine how much more fulfilled my life would be if I could be as ironic as the guy calling me “ritardi.”
Flash Harry June 17, 2012 07:56
Well played sir.
Joe Torre June 17, 2012 20:28
Excuse me, I resent that. Now where’s that bullpen phone? Gotta tell Scotty to get up
Mike Flanagan June 16, 2012 07:09
I’m still dead.
Buck June 16, 2012 12:10
That’s disrespectful to Flan– wait…
Ian Kennedy June 16, 2012 07:51
I am the good one dammit, don’t forget it. Waaaaaaaa!
Babe Ruth Montero June 16, 2012 07:55
The article, with it’s emphasis on Phil Hughes, missed the most story about the Yankees from Friday, which is that I got a hit and a walk for Seattle.
Cy Pineda June 16, 2012 10:23
While the greatest pitcher in baseball got fatter, older and worse at baseball sitting on his couch masturbating to the Japanese freak porn he found in Matsui’s old locker.
Matsui June 16, 2012 12:14
Don’t knock it until you try it, dipshit!
Animals need loving, too!
Babe Ruth Montero June 16, 2012 07:58
… most important story …
New York Times Sports Desk June 16, 2012 09:42
While Joe Girardi is to be commended for his work with The Yankees, it cannot hold a candle to the job being done by Bobby valentine in Bsoston. Despite a rash of injuries & inconsisten staff he has the Red SOx poised for greatness.
Eric Ortiz June 16, 2012 12:12
Fantastic piece of writing
Dusty Pedroia June 17, 2012 11:08
Jump on the bandwagon now, assholes! It’s going to be an awesome ride!
LoHud Hughes Shill June 16, 2012 11:19
How’s your sidekick Tricia doing over there?
BEXY June 19, 2012 14:17
I ATE HER.